🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 334 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 529 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.7%
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Watching Vance monologuing to himself in B1 is entertaining mostly because I don't like him; TTS offering to ask him fake questions to help him gaslight the other fish is funny, because I expect it to not come off the way he intends. Then he pulls out a list of shit he was going to do to troll everyone else, and it is cringe
 
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RobotGentleman said:
I think this is the current fishbux count, may have missed a couple. Each is supposedly worth $500.

Josie: 7 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 1 from stacking cards, 1 from battle royale, 1 from the babies, 2 from the hotdog contest)
Letty: 4 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 2 from the hotdog contest)
Vance: 3 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the sketch, 1 from the cell, 1 from the hotdog contest, -1 for not taking care of his baby)
Sylvia: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the seminar)
Jon: 2 (1 from the sketch, 1 for helping Sam beat the shit out of him)
Damiel: 1 (1 from the babies)

Simmons: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 for "best performance" during the sketch. Probably lost them after being kicked off)
Mauro: 1 (1 introductory bux, presumably forfeited after leaving the house)
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Sylvia got $1,000 cash the first night for the rice counting comp. That was before fish bucks were introduced. Worth mentioning
 
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Someone shut down the living room camera, and someone else restored it within ten seconds. Hope the first person got their money's worth.

And another paypig bought Josie a new plushie.

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the fall of man said:
Watching Vance monologuing to himself in B1 is entertaining mostly because I don't like him; TTS offering to ask him fake questions to help him gaslight the other fish is funny, because I expect it to not come off the way he intends. Then he pulls out a list of shit he was going to do to troll everyone else, and it is cringe
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Hearing him say he knows he'll win is like nails on chalkboard. He said that yesterday, too. About the epic troll list, he admits some of these jokes can no longer be done as they would've required him to have commited to them since day one. Saying he's a glue huffer is one them. Some of them are kept secret from the audience, and he doesn't read those aloud. "My plan was to come in here and be a total... dickhead."

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His list of amazing skits and schemes to amuse the audience to no end include:
  • Having sleep paralysis episodes, waking up screaming
  • Casually keep mentioning somebody that isn't there, then if someone asked him about it he would just pretend to not have heard them
  • Raising his voice progressively in normal conversations until he's yelling
  • Drumming in the middle of the night (he admits it's hard to do this one because the fish don't go to sleep at normal times)
  • "Sleepwalk"
  • Claim he can't do certain things around the house because he's just had surgery (he considers that this one would be funnier now)
  • Claim to have played baseball for the Mariners, namedrop the players like they're his friends
  • Pretending to have a heart attack to get out of doing a chore, someone would ask him to sweep the floor and he would hold his chest and go "ack... !" (he considers that he may or may not be able to do this one)
  • Come out as gay on the first day and admit that he's in love with one of the male contestants
  • Have a new personality every day, like a different accent or something
He says he might tell us more of these later, or "do a lot of these, still." He reads through them and says "fuck, I can do a lot of these, actually." So look out for Vance literally apeing Sam's jokes inside of his reality show, I guess.
 
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