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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Not sure if anyone noted this from earlier.


Jon was asked if he had any advice on kicking an addiction. Jon said that his best advice would be to work out. Letty asked him what happens if they don’t have any legs. Jon said then they better use their arms. Letty then asked what happens if they don’t have arms too. Jon responded for her not to come at him with that shit.
 
TTS said that Jon sounds like their moms pussy. Jon didn’t miss a beat and said, “why the fuck do you know what your moms pussy sounds like?” Then he contemplated it some more and said, “Could you imagine if someone’s pussy had an autistic man’s voice coming out of it?”
 
Watching Vance monologuing to himself in B1 is entertaining mostly because I don't like him; TTS offering to ask him fake questions to help him gaslight the other fish is funny, because I expect it to not come off the way he intends. Then he pulls out a list of shit he was going to do to troll everyone else, and it is cringe
 
RobotGentleman said:
I think this is the current fishbux count, may have missed a couple. Each is supposedly worth $500.

Josie: 7 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 1 from stacking cards, 1 from battle royale, 1 from the babies, 2 from the hotdog contest)
Letty: 4 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the cell, 2 from the hotdog contest)
Vance: 3 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the sketch, 1 from the cell, 1 from the hotdog contest, -1 for not taking care of his baby)
Sylvia: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 from the seminar)
Jon: 2 (1 from the sketch, 1 for helping Sam beat the shit out of him)
Damiel: 1 (1 from the babies)

Simmons: 2 (1 introductory bux, 1 for "best performance" during the sketch. Probably lost them after being kicked off)
Mauro: 1 (1 introductory bux, presumably forfeited after leaving the house)
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Sylvia got $1,000 cash the first night for the rice counting comp. That was before fish bucks were introduced. Worth mentioning
 
Someone shut down the living room camera, and someone else restored it within ten seconds. Hope the first person got their money's worth.

And another paypig bought Josie a new plushie.

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the fall of man said:
Watching Vance monologuing to himself in B1 is entertaining mostly because I don't like him; TTS offering to ask him fake questions to help him gaslight the other fish is funny, because I expect it to not come off the way he intends. Then he pulls out a list of shit he was going to do to troll everyone else, and it is cringe
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Hearing him say he knows he'll win is like nails on chalkboard. He said that yesterday, too. About the epic troll list, he admits some of these jokes can no longer be done as they would've required him to have commited to them since day one. Saying he's a glue huffer is one them. Some of them are kept secret from the audience, and he doesn't read those aloud. "My plan was to come in here and be a total... dickhead."

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His list of amazing skits and schemes to amuse the audience to no end include:
  • Having sleep paralysis episodes, waking up screaming
  • Casually keep mentioning somebody that isn't there, then if someone asked him about it he would just pretend to not have heard them
  • Raising his voice progressively in normal conversations until he's yelling
  • Drumming in the middle of the night (he admits it's hard to do this one because the fish don't go to sleep at normal times)
  • "Sleepwalk"
  • Claim he can't do certain things around the house because he's just had surgery (he considers that this one would be funnier now)
  • Claim to have played baseball for the Mariners, namedrop the players like they're his friends
  • Pretending to have a heart attack to get out of doing a chore, someone would ask him to sweep the floor and he would hold his chest and go "ack... !" (he considers that he may or may not be able to do this one)
  • Come out as gay on the first day and admit that he's in love with one of the male contestants
  • Have a new personality every day, like a different accent or something
He says he might tell us more of these later, or "do a lot of these, still." He reads through them and says "fuck, I can do a lot of these, actually." So look out for Vance literally apeing Sam's jokes inside of his reality show, I guess.
 
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