squirt reynolds
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Imagine your old man was spouting off about training you in knife fighting before kindergarten. What a fucking loser lol.
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Oh god, I’m glad this HiFi LoFi guy has been noticed. He’s a complete boomer retard, but super enthusiastic and goes after Jackie’s enemies mindlessly and with complete confidence. Genuinely a very stupid person, in a funny way.There might be a new character in the EWU (Expanded Waistline Universe), this retard has been simping for Jackie for the past few hours:
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There's one thing that is proven fact, though.It's just a matter of how long until the pressure makes her do it.
>knife fighting lessonsThere might be a new character in the EWU (Expanded Waistline Universe), this retard has been simping for Jackie for the past few hours:
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Considering you start with the sticks before you go into using knives this is just an old coping.Imagine your old man was spouting off about training you in knife fighting before kindergarten. What a fucking loser lol.
You know, when I was training my kids on the ins-and-outs of AR-15 maintenance and shooting (still in the womb, of course, because you have to start early if you really want them to know it, my loads are loaded, of course) I also told them that the gayest thing you can do is passive-aggressively threaten someone by talking like this.There might be a new character in the EWU (Expanded Waistline Universe), this retard has been simping for Jackie for the past few hours:
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the single strongest argument against divorce is that it seems to be highly correlated to lolcowdom, though we have other examples. perhaps the internet in the house only being available on a Windows XP computer, and the router requires hand-cranked electricityIs it just me or do any other mama kiwis (or papa kiwis) have an irrationally deep rooted fear that one of their kiwi chicks will grow up to be as smelly and ugly as Jackie? I dread the thought of one of my boys growings up to be as fat and rotound as Patrick Tompso- Tomlinson, or as dumb and methed mouth as Shane. Heaven forbid one of them gets the chop.
At least they will never be street shitters.
I wish I could do that with my kids, but we have the "scary looking guns are scary" ban so can't. So far nothing on bows and crossbows.You know, when I was training my kids on the ins-and-outs of AR-15 maintenance and shooting (still in the womb, of course, because you have to start early if you really want them to know it, my loads are loaded, of course) I also told them that the gayest thing you can do is passive-aggressively threaten someone by talking like this.
The whole podcast crew looks promising. A bunch of aging gen x hipsters. That lady looks like she sucks down a pack of virginia slims a day.
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All these spin offs are amazing!There might be a new character in the EWU (Expanded Waistline Universe), this retard has been simping for Jackie for the past few hours:
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He does not know how high the sky is.
Those are some Patrick level insults.All these spin offs are amazing!
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These fucking losers are multiplying at unsustainable rates. The bubble is gonna burst at some point.All these spin offs are amazing!
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That's awful. Looks like a boomer meeting in Zoom.The whole podcast crew looks promising. A bunch of aging gen x hipsters. That lady looks like she sucks down a pack of virginia slims a day.
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There might be a new character in the EWU (Expanded Waistline Universe), this retard has been simping for Jackie for the past few hours:
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I'm in awe at how Ricks gravity manages to pull in the most fucking retarded people, ever since Shame Nokes came on the scene it's been escalating, who knows how many internet tough guys and elite hackers are about to surface to snuff us and the brothermen out.All these spin offs are amazing!
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And a fucking retarded liar.>knife fighting lessons
This is something a wannabe tough guy would say. I guarantee you this guy is soft as hell.
Hifi Lofi Boomer: "Bye keyboard warrior."All these spin offs are amazing!
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Ewww he reminds me of those old fucking boomers who like all of your pics and DM you at all hours 'how are you today, beautiful' and shit like that. Literally shuddered looking at him.All these spin offs are amazing!
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