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Changed into PJ's a while ago but still wearing that kabuki-ass makeup.
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Letty thinks Sam Hyde is mean to her because he secretly wants to lay pipe.
Isn't the "he's mean to me that must mean he likes me" mentality incredibly childish?

And I'm fairly certain Sam warns people to stay away from Lettie type girls. Y'know, the "creative", fuck-your-life-up-over with mental issues sorta girls.

Like the warnings for the young, autists with a powerpoint presentation as to why their bad for you.
 
Isn't the "he's mean to me that must mean he likes me" mentality incredibly childish?

And I'm fairly certain Sam warns people to stay away from Lettie type girls. Y'know, the "creative", fuck-your-life-up-over with mental issues sorta girls.

Like the warnings for the young, autists with a powerpoint presentation as to why their bad for you.
She probably thinks it's because of her leaked revenge porn.
 
Letty wants to share the reason she thinks Sam "hates her", but insists on keeping it a secret from the audience. Claims anyone who shares it will be "dead to her", but they're allowed to lie about what it is.

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I want to rate this dumb, but specifically that Letty is dumb. I don't want to reduce your updoot score.
 
Letty wants to share the reason she thinks Sam "hates her", but insists on keeping it a secret from the audience. Claims anyone who shares it will be "dead to her", but they're allowed to lie about what it is.

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There is an antithesis to the incel and it's a woman who thinks; "The reason I have an issue with men is because they want to fuck me". This is true, and I will die on this hill.
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Most of the interesting stuff in this post happened with some time in between. This is because the fish were playing Uno. No direct quotes will be highlighted for this one as it wasn't that key to the plot.

Edit: Highlighted Ben story time because it was very funny.

Jon is taken down to the basement at his request to talk to Jet about his three "confirmed" stalkers. Vance mentions how he has had an online stalker in the past. They said they knew his YouTube channel and Vance says they were most likely not mentally there. Sylvia refuses to talk about her stalker experience, and Lett immediately switches the topic to chips, most likely to avoid her stalker story. She thinks about giving her chips she received through chat to Jon, but Vance convinces her that the brand is good enough to eat by herself. She asks if anyone wants the coffee she received with her chips and says she is incredibly sensitive to caffeine. Jon returns from the basement. TTS mentions that some shitty woman run podcast mentioned fishtank and Letty seems excited. Jon tells the TTS to fuck off because they said “go to hell.” which he claims was mean.

Letty starts making weird noises with her mouth and Jon says that's a trait of autistic people. She laughs and says she annoyed her parents with the noise when she was younger.

After five minutes of Uno Jon leaves the room to go upstairs. Jet comes upstairs from the basement and hands a bottle of something to Vance, he then says psyche and hands it to Letty. Letty claims it’s because chat wants her to gain weight and that chat “really knows her.”

Jon starts yelling from the bathroom for Vance and begins pounding on the door. Vance brings him toilet paper like a good servant. He returns downstairs and explains how he picked the bathroom lock in order to give the toilet paper to Jon and mentions how the lock was pretty flimsy. Jon returns downstairs and Sylvia asks him to open a glass bottle of coke for her. Letty asks Jon if she can keep a book he received earlier, and Jon says yes. Jon is given steaks from the men downstairs, Letty asks if she can have one. Jon says sure and Letty responds with an enthusiastic yay. Jon says if Vance ever screams from the bathroom he'll help him out.

Letty asks the group if they think Jason Goldstriker doesn't like her. She goes on to ask how he acts around the other fish. Jon starts talking about certain signs that Goldstriker doesn't like Letty and says that Goldstriker talks with her directly a lot. Letty brings up how Goldstriker doesn't trust her with the black baby and Jon ponders as to why. Jon asks if she has any racist posts on social media, and Letty responds she has no social media with posts as she deleted all her old social media due to a crazy stalker. She says she does have a discord (SURPRISE) and says she does not have a YouTube account. Letty asks if they're all gonna make dancing tiktoks together, but Jon responds that he will never do that white girl shit. Letty says she can turn him into a white girl, confirming her desire to sissify, and Jon says that she will not be able to.

Jon confirms that he believes Jason doesn't like Letty. Letty says she will reveal the reason as to why she believes this, but will only whisper it in the ears of all fish within the laundry room in order to keep it secret. The fish then head to the laundry room. The fish return and Jon asks what would happen if he told Goldstriker. Letty said if he ever broke her trust like that she would ignore him completely and he would be completely dead to her. She also mentions Bible study sessions would cease. Jon says that Vance would have to be his new Bible reader. Uno continues.

After, a TTS comes on saying if the fish reveals the secret they will be rewarded with a loot crate. Much to Letty's chagrin both Sylvia and Jon jokingly say they would do it. She says she gives them permission to give a fake secret, but not the real one. After about three minutes Letty says that they're all cool.

Jon receives an actual loot crate to reveal the secret. The loot crate includes a condom and Sylvia's hat. Jon says he has two condoms now and has the potential to get really freaky. TTS tells him to spill the beans, and Jon says to hit him up on his Instagram at businessjack2022 if they want to know what Letty says, the group laughs at this including Letty. TTS says that Letty scares them (chat) when they're alone. Jon questions what Letty could be saying and Letty says if chat can't handle her then she's too much for them if they want to be her "hubby wubby."

A TTS comes in asking if Letty thinks Goldstriker wants to make sweet love to her. She says it's a possibility. Jon sneezes twice in a row then has two false alarm sneezes. Jon says he loves how he keeps getting condoms and that the viewers must think he's "a fucking slut." Letty throws the stress ball she got earlier at Jon. He calls her bad and gets the stress ball. Violetta asks for the ball back. Jon says "what do you say?" and gets her to say please. Jon makes her say she won't do it again.

Jon asks Letty to reveal her real voice to him because a TTS said earlier she hasn't revealed it to the fish yet. Letty refuses Jon and says in a somewhat seductive whisper "You can't know who I truly am." Jon accidentally mixes up Letty and Sylvia's names. Letty request he stops mixing up their names in a joking tone, he calls her Sylvia in response. Letty then calls Jon Damiel and Simmons and Jon says (in reference to Simmons) that that name will not be mentioned in this house. Sylvia agrees. More Uno silence ensues.

A few minutes later Ben starts to engage in story time. He tells the fish he's going to be honest and says he fucking hates all of them. He says he gets paid 14$ an hour and that if the Fish tell Goldstriker about this incident then he will have "nothing left to lose." Jon believes he was being honest and seems really upset. Letty assures him it was a prank, but Jon insists it was all fake. Jon says she doesn't know how everyone responds to emotion, and that if it's not a joke they're laughing at a man when he's down. Letty says he needs to have faith. Jon says that she's lied to him before and that he cannot trust someone who's lied. Letty says she did lie, but it was because she didn't want him to know she shook his baby. Jon says he wants to go to bed and Letty seems to feel bad while she tries to coax him to continue to play Uno. She says she's begging him. TTS comes in and says it's not a joke. Jon says he's going to do something no one else will and ask jet if it's a joke. Jet actually brings up Ben to apologize, and HE FUCKING ACTUALLY APOLOGIZES FURTHER GASLIGHTING JON!!! This leads to Jon claiming it's truly not a joke while the others insist it is. Jon says he doesn't think it's a joke because if he was in his position he would hate all of the fish. Jon says he would rather not make fun of him just because he doesn't want to risk it being true. TTS continues to gaslight Jon into thinking its true. Letty tells chat to "fucking stop."

Jon goes on to say that he is ready to die and that Obama's wife is a tranny and that he's a dude. He goes on to refer to Obama's wife as he and it. He then claims that Danny Devito is a woman and had a sex change. "She has a bigger dick than fucking Barack, I feel like if me and Barack had a fistfight I would win."
 
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Please tell me you got the Ben story clip about him wanting to end his life over being in a cold basement early 14$'s an hour. Jon not understanding its a joke is just the frosting on the cake.
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Wow Jon is going full meltdown over this. Also Ben doubling down is just pure gold. Please I hope someone clipped this.
 
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