Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Tranny cuts its dick off and realizes it was a mistake :story:
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Gunter Hatherer said:
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Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with all these codewords and doublespeak.

"I have been almost a year out as a trans woman"

Okay, so... it's a dude.

"I am straight btw"

Okay so... it's a dude that's into other dudes.
Which counts as 'straight' now.

"The guys that actually read my profile saw me as a fetish more than a real person"

They sound ideal! You have a lot in common.
 
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Newman's Lovechild said:
Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with all these codewords and doublespeak.

"I have been almost a year out as a trans woman"

Okay, so... it's a dude.

"I am straight btw"

Okay so... it's a dude that's into other dudes.
Which counts as 'straight' now.

"The guys that actually read my profile saw me as a fetish more than a real person"

They sound ideal! You have a lot in common.
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You win the prize for accurate translation. :winner:
 
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Newman's Lovechild said:
Sometimes I have trouble keeping up with all these codewords and doublespeak.

"I have been almost a year out as a trans woman"

Okay, so... it's a dude.

"I am straight btw"

Okay so... it's a dude that's into other dudes.
Which counts as 'straight' now.

"The guys that actually read my profile saw me as a fetish more than a real person"

They sound ideal! You have a lot in common.
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It's astounding that the brainpower it takes to decipher their nonsense doesn't make everyone do a 360 and bolt. But no, here we are, a bunch of mental masochists, devouring and relishing this brain-draining garbage. We should engage in mostly peaceful rioting for the "extreme emotional and mental labor" they put us through just to grasp their gibberish, I mean, it's literal violence.
 
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WingsOfTarkov said:
Tranny cuts its dick off and realizes it was a mistake :story:
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"I can orgasm easily", these comments really get me. We know from the srs thread what both the long and short term effects of SRS is, we know what the average result looks like, these guys literally flay their dicks, rip them appart, and stitch them back toogether, are seemingly in constant pain with a literal open wound trying to close itself that they have to literally rip open every other day... yet they can orgasm just fine?
 
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Need For Sneed said:
The absolute toppiest of keks that he thinks people check his profile, nobody cares about you that much. The narcissism is ubiquitous amongst these people.
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The fact that he doesn't know that actual women get "misgendered" constantly online when talking about even slightly "male" interests shows he hasn't paid the slightest attention to women his whole life. These are the people who supposedly have mystical feminine souls.

neverendingmidi said:
Does anybody check profiles? Anywhere?
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Back when I was still on Reddit I used to occasionally play a game with myself where I would briefly check the profile of anyone with an ostentatiously feminine-looking robot avatar and/or the word "queer" or "lesbian" somewhere in their username, to check if they were a transbian. But that was just to see how long I could maintain my 100% success rate.

LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
At least in the case of eunuchs the wound is cauterized so its safer, more hygienic and they also didn't need to dilate.
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Not at all, eunuch surgeries had an extremely high mortality rate (up to 90% in some places). In China they would do other horrific things like inserting a pewter tube into the urethra afterwards to prevent a stricture (so you get lead poisoning to go along with the pain and torture).

Also (sorry to repeat this for the 1000th time, but it never sticks) the penile-inversion neovagina is not a "wound," it's lined on the inside with skin from the penis and some of the ballsack. It's an extra-deep crotch belly button. The pain of dilation comes from forcing open the pelvic floor muscles, not from ripping open a wound.
 
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my dick fell off in a zaxby’s bathroom… and i didn’t notice until i got home

i was using my favorite foam packer, but i was wearing normal boxers (aka not my packer boxers) so it was situated inbetween the two pieces of fabric in the dick pouch. i used the women’s room and i guess it must have slipped out then?? i guess bro literally fell out my shorts leg. didn’t notice until i got home but that’s realistically the only place it could have fallen out… this is my formal apology for the zaxby’s employee who had to clean that bathroom and just stumbles upon a mysterious foam oval.
 
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Geoform 187 said:
And the cope sets in. Like clockwork.
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"People don't stop being trans." Just as soon as trannies shower you in praise for mutilating yourself, they will take it away the moment you stop following the approved narrative.
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Ever heard of the Transition-Detransition Equivalence Principle aka Tumblr's Third Law of Troonism?

"For every instance of acceptance experienced during transitioning, an equal and opposite rejection is encountered upon detransitioning."
 
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my dick fell off in a zaxby’s bathroom… and i didn’t notice until i got home

i was using my favorite foam packer, but i was wearing normal boxers (aka not my packer boxers) so it was situated inbetween the two pieces of fabric in the dick pouch. i used the women’s room and i guess it must have slipped out then?? i guess bro literally fell out my shorts leg. didn’t notice until i got home but that’s realistically the only place it could have fallen out… this is my formal apology for the zaxby’s employee who had to clean that bathroom and just stumbles upon a mysterious foam oval.
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Oh good lord… I skimmed over the “packer” part at first and thought she lost her rotdog.
 
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The Gunt Whisperer said:
Oh good lord… I skimmed over the “packer” part at first and thought she lost her rotdog.
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Same (and first I wasn't even surprised that could happen, though it was a horrible mental image), and I have the feeling she wanted us to. Or this is what counts as troon humor, the whole post seems desperately quirky and "lmao guys, bro fell through the shorts legs, justguythings amirite". Why does she write "fell off" when it was just some stuffing falling out of her underwear?
 
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SpiderBitch said:
Yes. Many Redditors will instantly start digging trough your profile the find unrelated shit to use as a 'gotcha' or whatever the moment you mildly disagree with them.
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Always makes me laugh when people do that.
You see it on YouTube when someone can't think of a comeback other than "yeah but you watched/subscribed to..."
Not that the Forum is immune to that sort of homosexuality, I've seen people here using join dates like its some kind of W, as if a join date tells you anything other than the date that particular account was made, which when you think how many people lost access to their old accounts during the Great Troon War, (or the time before that, or the time before that, or the time...) means next to nothing. I've see posts here I'm almost certain are from old users (or longtime lurkers I guess) with accounts a week old, and some of the most cringe can't read a room shit from accounts with join dates years old, but that type of profile stalking faggotry is something I've mostly seen on YouTube (I don't use reddit).
 
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