Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Friendly Arbys Employee said:
View attachment 5100688
video , Twitter


@I'm Just A Worm

The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.
😎
Click to expand...
I woke up to tend to one of my screaming toddlers and checked her before I went back to bed. Oh what a treat!!

Theres so much to take in. Theres something so deliciously hilarious how Shane manages to talk with his lips pinched into a tightly zipped seam. He is so terribly ashamed of those teeth. I have to wonder if the single photo we have seen of his "smile" is an older photo, and his mouth is even worse off now.

Why on earth is it so dark and dank in that room? It feels like a hostage video and makes me slightly uncomfortable.

Shane's mother seems somewhat doped out, and I wonder what Shane told her to convince her to do the video. Probably asked if she could help him created a short video for his online buds as an "inside joke".

Lastly, the fact that we got Shane to actually film a video is in itself hilar-bears. Talk about rent free. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Harbinger of the Demiurge, Not a bee, Dean Pentel and 9 others
Friendly Arbys Employee said:
View attachment 5100688
video , Twitter


@I'm Just A Worm

The tides have turned. You are now being pimped by Big Daddy Nokes.
😎
Click to expand...
some tips for shane, just general ones

don't be backlit, it throws the auto-balance on most cameras/phones off; adjust the room so you're lit from the front if possible, or at least get the window out from behind you

move your eyes down a bit, they should be about the level where your mouth is; this gives you some visual headroom, frames the shot better

move the camera to the level of your eyes - it looks better if you're not looking down at the camera in general, but maybe you're going for a whole effect

all in all it's a decent take; I expect the retake on my desk by monday AM
 
Last edited:
  • Informative
  • Semper Fidelis
  • Like
Reactions: JelloJerk, Helvetia, Berserker Armor and 6 others
I don't feel bad for you anymore, Sarah. Did he say he was going to shave your remaining hair off if you didn't do this? Was it right after work, or did you strap into a push up bra just for kiwifarms? Buy a wig and keep the bra and find literally anyone else. Imagine being Shane's flying monkey who he calls fat and ugly but still showing up on camera for whatever this is. At least Pantsu got Ralph to marry her for five minutes, Jesus.
 
  • Horrifying
  • Feels
Reactions: Not a bee, Dean Pentel, Berserker Armor and 3 others
  • Like
  • Lunacy
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Harbinger of the Demiurge, Not a bee, Dean Pentel and 6 others
I'll take my clocks if need be, but I'm very confused: didn't Shane originally claim he wasn't the guy in all the photos, and all the dox and posts about him whining about being on disability and having to live in social housing were someone else entirely?

At what point did he actually cop to being the beardy fat loser we always knew he was?
 
  • Feels
  • Thunk-Provoking
  • Like
Reactions: Piggle Rick, CompletelyConstipated, Dean Pentel and 4 others
> Shane makes a video to show the Kiwis that he's a big chad alpha male with 3 houses
> The only words he speaks are to beg for money
> mfw

download.jpeg
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • Semper Fidelis
Reactions: ChromaQuack, Not a bee, Dean Pentel and 18 others
The kitchen definitely looks like a subsidized place. Electric stove, galley kitchen, weird layout, folding door at the back. Super cheap laminate flooring and those counters. If I were to take a guess I'd say the counters were original but the cupboards and flooring aren't original to the building. Cupboards and flooring aren't brand new either. Maybe ten years old? Fluorescent lights.

Video shows an outdoor window and vertical blinds. Stucco walls.

Don't think it's a REACH unit because they seem to always use either dark teal or charcoal counters. I also don't think it's a downtown unit because of the distance to the grocery store and because he would power level if he lived Downtown.

Fairview Arms seems possible. Quantum uses pale laminate counters and wood laminate floors; Fairview Arms is an old building that had some renos done in 2019.
 
  • Informative
  • Like
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Helvetia, CompletelyConstipated, Not a bee and 11 others
Useful_Mistake said:
Wait, that other thing is supposed to be a female? That looks like a balding male with a pig face from 1950's.
Click to expand...
This is honestly a major turning point for Shane Nokes. He is slowly going from annoying nerd to a very despicable human being. Who would ever try to pimp out their significant other even for the lolz? Shane is definitely heading down a dark path and I don’t expect it to get any better anytime soon.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
  • DRINK!
Reactions: Harbinger of the Demiurge, Dean Pentel, Berserker Armor and 10 others
Holy fuck. I knew these people were unfortunate looking but seeing them in video? Christ almighty I would suckstart a shotgun if I was either of them. The distance from that ham planets head to the start of her sad, sad tits is alarming and he looks like a mentally retarded man who does janitorial work for a school and gets caught beating off in a bush.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Piggle Rick, CompletelyConstipated, Not a bee and 5 others
Oliver Onions said:
I'll take my clocks if need be, but I'm very confused: didn't Shane originally claim he wasn't the guy in all the photos, and all the dox and posts about him whining about being on disability and having to live in social housing were someone else entirely?

At what point did he actually cop to being the beardy fat loser we always knew he was?
Click to expand...
The regulars on the thread, including myself, questioned Shame’s claims on various topics, and he began talking directly to users on Twitter to own us. Through consistent whittling and detective work, he has eventually revealed various facts about himself, and slowly admitted what was false.

As an analogy, imagine an obese stone being slowly sculpted by the ceaseless crashing of the ocean waves - the ocean waves in this case being ALogs on the Fanfiction Farms, and their waves of intense autism.

He also seemingly became obsessed with me in particular, writing various manifestos addressed to me (featuring his IRL girlfriend and disturbing sexual undertones). And now, making a video addressed to me because I said he was too afraid to.
 
  • Like
  • Informative
  • Agree
Reactions: UncleTusky, Gaius Cumulus, Onni Kalsarikännit and 29 others
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back