Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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Fareal said:
sorry to go srs bsns for a minute, but I think younger guys who hang out in male-dominated spaces do not always twig quite how much rape jokes ping girls' Bad News Radars, no matter how "ironic" or "joking". Girls (hell, and grown women) will very rarely call someone out on that bullshit in person, because well a person who makes rape jokes is 100% not a person who takes being challenged by a woman well, but girls always remember who those guys are.

It's not because the jokes are offensive, although generally they are in extreme bad taste. It's because women are (rightly or wrongly, doesn't matter for this purpose) socialised from early to be quite sus of dudes they don't know (and also dudes they do, in the main). Guys who are prepared to joke about rape send a bad fucking signal, and the signal is "I won't take it seriously or think it's a big deal if someone around me does that shit, or acts like they might". The signal is "rape is NBD" and if you belong to a demographic that is more likely to be raped than to be doing the raping, that's not a good vibe.

Someone who has done that shit as publicly and often as Beardson? That's a dude who is marked perma sus. Add on the point upthread about "always seeming on the edge of rage" and you get someone who many women would try not to be alone with. Subtly, but they would try. If you think about it hard enough, there is probably someone in your sex-mixed social circles (big friend group, work group, etc) who the girls somehow never seem to be alone with. That's the dude who is perma sus, and everyone knows it except him. (as a youngster, that person in my wider social group was always the first thing we talked to new female undergrads or transfer students about. Genuinely. They would be pulled aside at one of the events by a couple of other girls and given The Talk About [name]. He was always given a "babysitter" at parties whose job was to go in and break up any conversation he had with a girl, and to make damn sure he didn't try to give anyone a drink, and to make sure he wasn't hanging around the exit when folk left, or trying to share a taxi with someone.)

That always-seeming-like-you-might-lose-it thing is also a heavy ping on the Bad News Radar. The general rule is that someone who has that seeming capacity for rage is not a good person to spend a lot of time with alone.

tl;dr if you actually do think rape is bad, don't make any edgelord jokes around it, especially where women are present, because they do not find that shit funny at all, and they also are slow to accept that "i was only being an edgelord". This is due to women as a rule not wanting to be raped and therefore trying to avoid dudes who seem like they might be rapists.

idk if Beardson actually is a rapist or would be cool to do some raping, but what I do know is that the things he has said and the way he presents make me more likely to believe that than if he.... seemed reasonably normal. So his problem with women is 100% of his own making.
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If you are retarded enough to make any edgy comments around normie women, especially rape, then your just a retard and you wouldn't be able to have sex even if you didn't. Somebody that lacks self-awareness that much isn't going to make any headway with women, unless they are also incredibly stupid. Most rapists are actually people that are known by the victim and trusted enough to get close, so they probably have enough self-awareness to not be make this comments in public, especially in the presence of women.
 
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I see an obvious solution here.

Beardson should move to Merida and live with Ralph.

Clearly they are both lonely. Ralph would give Beardson someone show off his clothes to and Beardson could probably keep Ralph from dying for a bit longer. The content would be improved for both of them.

At the very least they should partner up for streaming.
 
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winlocker said:
Beardson loses his shit on stream, reaffirms everything everyone knew about him already.

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>Have a meltdown where you proudly proclaim you flex to other incels and losers because you're an incel and loser and always will be.

Beardson is the very epitome of "Top fly on the dog turd". In this rant he outs that he knows he'll never be anything other than a loser so he's determined to be the top loser, a loser other losers look up to. And that is the very fucking essence of America First. Give these people 10 years I wouldn't be surprised if they have a higher self-sunset percentage the the 41% of troons we make fun of.
 
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Preacher ✝ said:
I see an obvious solution here.

Beardson should move to Merida and live with Ralph.

Clearly they are both lonely. Ralph would give Beardson someone show off his clothes to and Beardson could probably keep Ralph from dying for a bit longer. The content would be improved for both of them.

At the very least they should partner up for streaming.
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This is an OnlyFans collab no one wants to see. :eggplant:🍩🤢🤮

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Terrorist said:
Beardson basically hit the relationship lottery for an abject loser like him: A fat (but not deathfat) chick who didn’t expect anything of him and wasn’t a life-ruining mess with BPD, a meth habit, mulatto son, etc. He is never going to do any better lol.
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Let's be honest...his ex wife was definitely packing extra but it wasn't in a way that made you go "holy shit how do they move" and was pretty average for modern America. Even if you go back to early America you'd see women with that figure.
 
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HeyU said:
Wait, he’s never met his gf? You sure about that? I thought they lived together?
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Beansoy has never met the "future mother of his children". I clipped that a few weeks ago. Weaslefat might have met his, but as far as I know, she's just an "online girlfriend". I'd be interested if you have something that indicates otherwise.
 
Terrorist said:
Beardson basically hit the relationship lottery for an abject loser like him: A fat (but not deathfat) chick who didn’t expect anything of him and wasn’t a life-ruining mess with BPD, a meth habit, mulatto son, etc. He is never going to do any better lol.
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I wonder who his ex wife was and if she was such a specimen as the current woman (unless it's someone trolling him)
 
I just remembered that one Aryan Super Soldier creepypasta that someone wrote about him. Top shit, I hate how accurate it was.

Edit: found it.

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Beardson Beardly: ARYAN SUPER SOLDIER - The Daily Rake

Below is another guest post from Thomas Manwise, to which I have only made minor additions. You may recognize him as the author of this piece previously on this site. And we’ll have another work of his coming out later tonight. In what we might call the far-right, you will find many men and...
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