Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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WE'RE ALL GONNA said:
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What type of childish tantrum is that? That's not how a grown man, woman, or even faggot acts. He acts like an overly nervous monkey.

No, rape jokes aren't what sinks him. A bodybuilder can do it and get away with it.
You need money or looks, the rest is utterly meaningless.
I'm not saying it helps, but many women did find out the hard way that "I can fix him" isn't what its all cracked up to be, or all those tolls would not have been paid. Or at least they were addicted enough not to care about the risk, but oh well. This guy wouldn't be going for a high bred trophy wife anyway.

This guy has nothing attractive about him in the first place.
He is a childish thing without testosterone, without money, without muscles.
He can't ruin a chance he never had. He is just an embarassment.
 
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I feel like Beardson is someone with a lot of meme potential who a lot of people would actually like if he wasn't such a huge piece of shit, he never fails to entertain me at least.
 
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FiddleAFox said:
He's in his 40s and is the shortest of all the groypers afaik, being about 4'9
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I might be stuck in a woke shithole but at least I'm 6'1 and my friends arent a bunch of literal faggot zoomers
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The walls are closing in! An ugly, uninteresting, loser fat lady divorced him because he wasn't good enough for her.
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Is there any proof that he was actually married or its just something he made up? having trouble believing this shithead was ever married or even had a gf
Sneeter Rabbit said:
you think he'd stream his suicide too?
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Like the shotgun vet guy? we can only hope
 
winlocker said:
Beardson loses his shit on stream, reaffirms everything everyone knew about him already.
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The only thing I knew about Beardson was that he wrote the 'The Patreon Song' (On SoundCloud) which I thought was kinda funny. I had no idea that he was some weirdo America-First Incel. That freakout is fucking priceless and needs to be archived in the National Library forever.
 
Cool Dog Returns said:
Is there any proof that he was actually married or its just something he made up? having trouble believing this shithead was ever married or even had a gf
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Even a broken cuck is right twice a day.
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Retribution said:
BigTech continues beating on Beansoy.
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I disagree with Big Tech, Beardson is closer to a chihuahua. Loud, small, not dangerous despite the voice, small, ugly and really small. But the only difference is chihuahuas are liked by women while Beardson is avoided like the plague.
 
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LanternsNSongs said:
I disagree with Big Tech, Beardson is closer to a chihuahua. Loud, small, not dangerous despite the voice, small, ugly and really small. But the only difference is chihuahuas are liked by women while Beardson is avoided like the plague.
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Women would like Beardson if he was open about being a fag. Bitches love Faggots. He needs to find himself a Fag Hag (Maybe Nick's sister Melissa)
 
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winlocker said:
I just remembered that one Aryan Super Soldier creepypasta that someone wrote about him. Top shit, I hate how accurate it was.

Edit: found it.

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Beardson Beardly: ARYAN SUPER SOLDIER - The Daily Rake

Below is another guest post from Thomas Manwise, to which I have only made minor additions. You may recognize him as the author of this piece previously on this site. And we’ll have another work of his coming out later tonight. In what we might call the far-right, you will find many men and...
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Holy shit. Right when the Bam saga hits the slow lane this asshole shows up with a mountain of lore to pour through.
 
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No one's brought this up yet as far as I can see, but the funniest part of this is how performative it was. Those weren't even his own words, it's something Fagtes said about himself (the "I'm a doomer loner incel freak" thing in basically those same exact words) in some retarded stream a few months ago. So he's not even having a real breakdown, he's just being whatever the homosexual version of a pickme is for his Mexican child pürrer.
 
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