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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 335 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 530 50.5%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,050
Question, is any of the fish actually using the gumball machine? I can't recall seeing anyone use it despite being given quarters.
I saw Jon use it the night of the cell challenge. No idea what he got in it because all of the random shit stacked on top of the counters and the cabinets being open blocked most of the view.
 
Sylvia trying to come off as more outgoing and wacky only to have Jon basically grab the wiffle bat and give a proper demonstration on genuine impulsive behavior.

"Dis is how its duhn"

Edit: Sylvia should try more one - on -ones with TTS. She really doesn't need to do this damiel tier acting out. But I understand, there's a lot of pressure right now and I think she's mistaken the viewer base as being majority edgy types, She's got a fair amount of viewers who enjoy her presence but the negative tts and voices speak louder in her head vs the positive ones.
 
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The sound effects are awful, they constantly drown out any conversations going on in the room and most of the fish are already just ignoring them.
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.

Jon then started going off on the Catholic Church, saying they're devil-worshipers. "Why do you think Jesus said not to trust the church? The church is not to be twusted."
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.
Jon goes "what did it say" and Lettie and Sylvia are just staring at each other hard lmao. Lettie repeats it and hisses at Sylvia :story:
You could not have scripted it better
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
I'd chalk it up to being middle of a Sunday. People are out doing stuff. At night it goes up to 9-10k again.
Not the 20+k it was originally, however.
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
They won't because they are wiggers and are making profit regardless.

If the team weren't wiggers the cameras would have a compressor/limiter and viewers wouldn't be subjected to Jon redlining them every time he yawns or tard shrieks.
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.
Everyone is falling into their reality show roles and Jon is sitting there like autistic Christian Deadpool.
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
They need to find a balance. We didn’t have tts for multiple days in a row, and it was the fish interactions that drove the show. I get they want to entertain the pay piggies, but imo seeing the fish discuss stuff and conflicts arise naturally is far more entertaining than constant J spam and puking noises. The interactions between Jon and a Letty on the couch were cut short last night due to tts, and it was a real shame because I was looking forward to how Letty would utilize the situation.
 
Vance is a delivery driver. Whether that means UPS/Pizza Hut/Ubereats I have no clue. I'm not sure if he's ever talked about it.
He once briefly talked to Jon about it, speaking in riddles as you would to entertain a child. Something about him being the guy who gives you the "special delivery" and smoking weed as he does it. Unless he was just lying to Jon again, he's a pothead and smokes on the job. Something about the way he phrased made me think he might be the one selling the weed. I can't see why he would lie to Jon about this because it doesn't seem like a Sam-style gaslighting joke or something that would endear him to Jon, the two main reasons Vance would lie to his face.

Vance said he's the guy that does the "special delivery" and told Jon he smokes weed "all day every day." The website describes him as a delivery driver, is he hinting at selling weed on the side or am I overthinking this? I can't tell how much of what he's saying is a facetious lie he's telling Jon and how much of it is true. I wouldn't put it past him to be a pothead.
 
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