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Did a double take, then read the whole thing. FTM lost her plastic pants stuffer.
How expensive are those things? A rolled up sock will do as good a job.
Ive never heard of a foam packer. Sounds gross to me. But a good one can cost 30-50usd.
But the funnier thing to me is that she wants a dick, pays for a fake one, and cant even notice when something feels off in her pants.
 
A Reddit tranny meta-L. :)

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Not exclusive to troons but I never liked these kinds of posts. Some random nobody in a giant community of some kind who posted maybe once in a while just decides to make a big announcement that they're leaving the community because insert reason(s) here instead of quietly leaving.

It reeks of attention seeking. But that is very on brand for troons, so no surprise there.
 
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my dick fell off in a zaxby’s bathroom… and i didn’t notice until i got home

i was using my favorite foam packer, but i was wearing normal boxers (aka not my packer boxers) so it was situated inbetween the two pieces of fabric in the dick pouch. i used the women’s room and i guess it must have slipped out then?? i guess bro literally fell out my shorts leg. didn’t notice until i got home but that’s realistically the only place it could have fallen out… this is my formal apology for the zaxby’s employee who had to clean that bathroom and just stumbles upon a mysterious foam oval.

So I guess John Wes Townley did something other than spinning cars in NASCAR races, only this time being from the grave...
 
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Imagine threatening to kill yourself if you don't get your genitals mutilated on the public dime, but still aren't committed enough to have a normal range BMI.

Stop using body mass index as qualifier for gender-affirming surgery, advocate says​

'The fact that I wasn't even able to book a consult because my BMI was too high is unacceptable'

Feleshia Chandler · CBC News · Posted: May 14, 2022 5:00 AM EDT

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The transgender pride flag flies outside the P.E.I. Legislature. (Travis Kingdon/CBC)

A trans advocate in Halifax is calling for doctors and surgeons in Nova Scotia to stop using body mass index as an indicator of someone's health.

Felix Vandergrift says the index, known as BMI, is discriminatory and is yet another barrier standing between trans individuals and life-changing gender-affirming surgeries.

"The fact that I wasn't even able to book a consult because my BMI was too high is unacceptable. Period," said Vandergrift, who was recently denied a consultation to get a double mastectomy due to his weight. "You don't know anything about me, and you're telling me my BMI is too high."

Vandergrift said he was told by the staff at a private clinic in Halifax that he would have to lose weight and have a BMI under 30 in order to be seen by the doctor for a surgery consultation.

BMI is a measurement of body size that takes a person's weight in kilograms, then divides it by the square of the person's height in metres. For example, an adult who weighs 70 kilograms and whose height is 1.75 metres will have a BMI of 22.9.

Depending on where a person's BMI lands, they could be classified as underweight (BMI less than 18.5), normal weight (BMI 18.5 to 24.9); overweight (BMI 25 to 29.9) or obese (BMI 30 and over).

Vandergrift pleaded with the staff, pointing to a 2019 settlement in which the Department of Health agreed to remove a BMI requirement for breast reduction surgery following a human rights complaint by Halifax woman Melody Harding. It still didn't get him the consultation.

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Health psychologist Michael Vallis says BMI alone is not a measure of health. (Dave Irish/CBC)

After being met with a hard no, Vandergrift left the office angry and couldn't help thinking about others who may be going through something similar.

"I can't imagine a young queer person who is already uncomfortable in their body, thinking there's no way I can ever change this, because my BMI is too high."

Vandergrift says the concept of BMI is outdated, and he's not the only one that feels that way.

Michael Vallis, a registered health psychologist specializing in obesity, diabetes, cardiovascular risk and gastroenterology, says doctors across the country still use BMI. While he said that being obese may put someone at a higher risk of complications before or during surgery, BMI alone is not a measure of health

"Everybody talks about BMI and it's being used as an indicator of health, and I think what's happened is that the science of obesity has really caught up to us," said Vallis.

"It's not about your body weight. It's about how much adipose tissue, or how many fat cells, do you have. And where are they? And so all of a sudden BMI becomes a much more imprecise measure."

Grabbing the scale​

Vallis says for some procedures, such as weight-loss surgery, a person can't be safely operated on if they are over a certain size. In those cases, there would need to be other interventions to lower their weight.

"That's a very, very defendable position if physicians can really describe the reasons why a surgical procedure would be too risky. But apart from that, I think it's just too easy for people to grab the scale and then they simply kind of put all the blame on the person."

Dr. Richard Bendor-Samuel, the director of Landings Surgical Centre where Vandergrift unsuccessfully sought his surgery, says the facility is gender-inclusive. He says they do not operate on "higher risk" patients.

"As such we limit liability and value safety first. Extremes in BMI (high or low) are best managed in a hospital setting which has the equipment and manpower to manage these patient groups," Bendor-Samuel said in an email.

"Many studies show that high BMI is often — but not always correlate with a variety of health conditions such as diabetes, high blood pressure, heart disease, liver problems, breathing problems, as well as a number of different types of cancers, among other conditions that increase outpatient surgical risks."

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Felix Vandergrift says he was denied a consultation for a mastectomy due to his BMI score. (CBC/Zoom)

Vallis says focusing on BMI perpetuates bias and stigma toward those with higher weights or considered "obese" by BMI standards.

Vallis also works with Obesity Canada, a registered charity for health professionals, researchers, policymakers and Canadians living with obesity.

He says they're promoting a different approach to health-care providers called the Edmonton obesity staging system. This approach looks at things like body weight as well as other medical comorbidities such as heart health, kidney function and even self-esteem.

"We would categorize people in terms of how medically or functionally impaired they are and then treatments would be designed to address that," said Vallis.

Nova Scotia Health Minister Michelle Thompson told reporters at the legislature last week that BMI is part of a holistic assessment, and is not the only deciding factor that would go into whether a surgery would proceed.

Doctors Nova Scotia told CBC News in an email that while there is no official rule saying doctors in the province must use BMI as a prerequisite to performing surgeries, they are permitted to use it at their own discretion.

Act to be reviewed​

Thompson said the province plans to review the Gender Affirming Care Act again soon, and the use of BMI as a qualifier for gender-affirming surgeries could be raised as one of the barriers.

"I would say that we will continue to hear from people directly and understand how the current policy impacts their ability to access care, and see where we can adapt and implement things that would make it easier, but always looking at safety and quality of the care we provide," she said.

Nova Scotia Health spokesperson Brendan Elliott said in an email there are five plastic surgeons in Halifax doing gender-affirming surgeries, "so there is no risk that someone will go without care."

For now, Vandergrift says he's going to keep advocating for the removal of BMI and talk to anyone who will listen.

"This is just my personal nightmare of going through, but I know I'm not alone."
TLDR: The pooner "Felix" who's mad about it:

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Mobile fag so sorry if the thumbnail is off, still figuring it out. I just wanna post trannies crying. (Specifically pooners because I'm a misogynist at heart I guess.)

View attachment 5096674 Essentially this pooner is getting read as a male creeping on girls just trying to piss, shouldn't that be ~euphoric~ for them to be validated? God, some trans guys would die for this type of validation, bigot. Check your passing privilege.

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If Taylor Swift was a ftm. Newflash, this twink didn't feel a spark because he wanted to get railed in the ass and you are a woman with nothing to do it with. Also "Communication is important to me!" but you didn't tell the dude you were trans upfront (Not that he couldn't tell immediately probably). But, yeah, real important.
Late, but how are homosexual men “heteronormative”? Tf? Yet you are a woman seeking a man…
 
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Also (sorry to repeat this for the 1000th time, but it never sticks) the penile-inversion neovagina is not a "wound," it's lined on the inside with skin from the penis and some of the ballsack. It's an extra-deep crotch belly button. The pain of dilation comes from forcing open the pelvic floor muscles, not from ripping open a wound.
Leave two bits of skin pressed against each other long enough and they wil fuse. Hell, there was a woman who managed to get fused to a couch after not getting up for years. To make space for the outside axe-wound, the surgeons have to create another open wound in the abdominal muscle big enough to let a penis through. That wound wants to heal. Dilation rips it open too.
 
I did a bit of poking and gave up, but someone else might find him.
Not much activity on reddit in the past 10 months.
The hilarious thing is that I don't think he's out to anyone at work or in the community.
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He says there are 3 more MtFs at his job and his boss is totally OK with him (doubt)

He is the guy to put up the flags at his company
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He flew it improperly according to the Canadian flag code :lit:
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I can't make out the middle flag, it may be the company logo. It's not any of the province flags.
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