Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Slur Generator]

Damn only 200 viewers on his big return stream and a slow chat how embarrassing

half are kiwis in disguise

 

[Tasty Tatty]

Seems like an unforced error on Dorsey and his team’s part.

If Dorsey has issues with this he seriously needs to rethink who he hires to build the platform.

Kinda OT, but it's really not Dorsey's fault. They are everywhere and it's very hard to filter them out.

 

[Hal]

Lmao now he’s fake crying haha this is pathetic

 

[Fornicario]

Who the fuck cares?

Well well well, look where Keffals is, I thought it was a greenscreen but that mic is EFNO's
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You all thought I was crazy, well... but I was right and that's the part that's actually important

And... Keffals just restarted the stream so now that's done, unless @Something Awful has a new url

Never underestimate the power of autistic savantism.

 

[Faggotdog Niggertail]

Nice crying Lucas, did you learn that in "rehab"?

 

[Looney Troons]

Still lying about being in rehab. He’s persistent, if anything.

 

[Kees H]

Goddamn he's such an ugly crier.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Goddamn he's such an ugly crier.

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Men aren’t built to cry.

 

[AIKA]

LUCAS SAID HE WAS ON HEROIN

Yeah, doing heroin yet looking on streams as if he was doing stims.

Fuck outta here with that shit, Luke. Should've picked another drug to lie about.

 

[Null]

this is such a delightful tale to listen to

he's claiming he binged on his dead dad's percs, took heroin, was snorting coke, his coke was cut with meth, and he was drinking. all right during #DKF.

CA$100,000 well spent

 

[Kees H]

Nigger is now claiming he was on cocaine cut with meth. Press X to doubt.

EDIT goddamn ninja'd by dear sneeder

 

[Hal]

he just said fighting with keemstar drove him to drink

 

[Sprate Header]

this is such a delightful tale to listen to

he's claiming he binged on his dead dad's percs, took heroin, was snorting coke, his coke was cut with meth, and he was drinking. all right during #DKF.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

Yeah, doing heroin yet looking on streams as if he was doing stims.

Fuck outta here with that shit, Luke. Should've picked another drug to lie about.

Ans Heroin addicts aren’t going into a program and in 30 days them saying” “You are all good now Keffals, you are free and clear to go visit the ogre in belfast”

 

[Polentic]

Alcohol
Meth
Opiods
HRT
Cocaine
Heroine

Someone sounds employable!!!!

 

[Slur Generator]

I can't listen to this faggot. Il wait for the mati stream synopsis of the juicy bits

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

What I find extra hilarious is somehow every single kiwi who speculated about what drug Lucas was on - was somehow right.

 

[Escaflonase]

Ooo he's doubling down on calling people retards. Super classy.

 

[Sprate Header]

HE JUST SAID HE WAS ORDERING DARKNET DRUGS

 

[Kees H]

ROFL, "uwu i looked how to buy drugs on the darknet and I made plans to kill myself". Even more press X to doubt.