Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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>took percs, hrt, meth, heroine, coke, opiods, darknet "drugs"
>better at not taking drugs than anyone who doesn't take drugs

You must be a better woman than most women!
 
the idea of keffals going to rehab online while currently doing a stream talking about how many of the issues he is currently having with addiction are related to the internet is both hilarious and retarded.
Any addiction expert is going to laser focus on Lucas terminally online behaviour. He would ordered to go cold turkey on the internet.
 
Hahaha the way he seems to start crying when marriage is brought up. So much for that PhD spouse, eh, Lucas?

And I'll believe him resisting the urge to participate in drama when I see it. That's all this fag lives for. It's the only way anyone (besides us) ever pays attention to him.
 
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