Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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The Ghost Of George Floyd said:
I feel like Beardson is someone with a lot of meme potential who a lot of people would actually like if he wasn't such a huge piece of shit, he never fails to entertain me at least.
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If the topics of his humor weren't so stupid, he'd be a fun person to watch. He's got the fundamentals of being entertaining down, but it's all loser shit. If he got better material he'd be a moderately successful streamer.
 
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Are these really the harbingers of salvation for the West? Or at least for Good Ol' Murrica and all that it stands for?
 
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buttsguy said:
beardson should probably get out while this shit is collapsing around him. take a page from his old buddy shawn and just disappear from online.
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It would be more kek if Beardson disappeared in a hail of police gunfire. :augleft:

FiddleAFox said:
So when's this guy gonna rope himself? Doesn't Fuentes pay him anything at all for being on Cozy.gov
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Just free blow jobs in the back closet....

SaltyFanta said:
Matt "Real Incel Nigga" Evans has a bit of a ring to it. Dude should go talk to some girls, maybe go out and get some fast food, get out of the house for something at least.
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Or this....

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Faggitory said:
@Beardson: We know its too late for three, and we know its likely too late for 1, but is it ever too late to get a real fucking job?
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When you're only option to "be a man" is either Burger King or Taco Bell it kinda makes everything else pointless.

Kirby said:
he needs to calm down
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This would work better than a tranquilizer.....

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Obviously, some of it is just nostalgia goggles, but ~4 years ago The Weekly Sweat circle/ironybros were by far the sanest and funniest part of RW Twitter. They weren't highbrow or anything, but it was amusing to watch them dunking on grifters, wignats and feds in the movement, they were self-aware and some of their content was genuinely great even if you didn't care about politics (esp. TV KWA stuff). They were literally the voice of reason in those circles. I have no idea what the fuck happened since, but after Fuentes popped up and started doing his groyper shtick I lost track of them for a while, and the next thing I know, everyone has either completely disappeared from the Internet or became a resident lolcow embroiled in petty drama that they used to ridicule others for. Obviously, Beardson's current condition is his own fault, but I find it genuinely crazy how reliably and quickly everyone who comes into American politics and doesn't fit into the system is either completely forced out or lumped with the outcasts and inevitably ends up in a downward spiral. Beardson clearly saw through a lot of bullshit in the alt-right sphere, his content was relatively fun, entertaining and self-aware, he gave good advice, and look at him now after only a couple of years. Part of it is his inability to take criticism and part of it is probably just growing old, but I really feel like it's a testament to the American political system's power of turning its enemies into lolcows. Doesn't really matter if it's an in-built design or just evolutional safety feature, what matters is that it works like a clock. Or at least it used to work until recently when Internet might've given the freaks (not the right-wing ones) too much reach. Only time will tell, I guess.
 
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Homunculi First said:
Someone should make an account called Weirdson Queerly and use this picture for an avatar.
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Or this one...?
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Pepsi Man said:
Beardson is the most is by far the most obnoxious person in AF and I'm well aware of Nick and Ralph.
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As far as emotional outbursts, I agree, although Nicky and Ralphy are close behind. But, that said, the latter two are far, far worse. Unlike Beardo the Weirdo, Nick and Chatty Fatty are true grifting con artists, "fighting the culture war" by hobnobbing with niggers, jamming to nigger rap "music", and promising "a better America" without the intention (or ability) of ever delivering. In addition, they are poisoning our youths' minds, especially because their own souls are so blackened by moral filth. And, finally, both are literal criminals that should be taken into custody for operating what amounted to was a pedophile ring. I hope Marjorie Taylor Greene carries through with her FBI threat.

Oh, yeah - here's this:
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Donuteater said:
If the topics of his humor weren't so stupid, he'd be a fun person to watch. He's got the fundamentals of being entertaining down, but it's all loser shit. If he got better material he'd be a moderately successful streamer.
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Could be the heir to Peter Dinklelidge (House of the Dragon should have casted Beersoy as Moonboy)
 
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