Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[Tragi-Chan]

There's no way it's a hoax. The pictures are way too real, there's no way Chris would be able to photoshop that kind of thing, and the comparison pictures make it obvious this is the unclit, so the wound-on-another-part-of-body theory is out. Plus, you just can't make this stuff up lol.

It is absolutely not a hoax. Chris has a very shallow view of the issues in his life and always picks the easiest option, no matter what the drawbacks. His problem at the moment is that people are going on and on about him to see a doctor because he has a potentially severe condition. The easiest way to deal with this, to Chris, is to stop everyone talking about it. And the easiest way to do that is to attempt to retcon himself. Trouble is, he's also not smart enough to realise that people can see through it, thanks to the Dunning-Kruger effect.

While Chris gives up on most things absurdly quickly, if something happens that's in line with his wishful thinking, he'll stick to it with religious fervour. He also thinks he's much smarter than everyone else. He wants it to be a vag, so it is. Sure, people will tell him "that's biologically impossible," but Chris is a geinus. He knows that's a vagina. He might humour us and say otherwise, but I guarantee he'll still be thinking how amazing he is for being the first man to change sex through hypnosis as the poison courses through his bloodstream and eats at his organs.

 

[Lurkman]

68 fucking pages in literally no time.

Why do I doubt us anymore when I think "we can do anything"

 

[Spork]

What if he tries to get pregnant with his own sperm by jizzing on the wound? Does he think he can get pregnant? Oh my god. Chris could be his very own true and honest sweetheart..

Seriously, do we know how he plans to give birth to Crystal now that he's a woman? Does he think he has a uterus??
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1. He probably plans on using the sperm he has stored in the freezer to impregnate a girl.
2. Well, he probably doesn't think that he has one YET, but he definitely thinks it will grow in later.

 

[AnOminous]

Reopened as people need a thread to react to this development. Try not to embarrass yourselves.

White knighting plans should be just as bannable as trolling plans.

 

[Null]

White knighting plans should be just as bannable as trolling plans.

In this instance I think a decent idea to convince him to seek medical help isn't white knighting.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

1. He probably plans on using the sperm he has stored in the freezer to impregnate a girl.
2. Well, he probably doesn't think that he has one YET, but he definitely thinks it will grow in later.

Those tupperware sperm are probably rotting already. The lucky woman will get an infection just like Chris.

In this instance I think a decent idea to convince him to seek medical help isn't white knighting.

White knight or not, it's futile. Everyone already tried everything under the sun last time and yet here we are.

 

[KatsuKitty]

You gotta really captain kirk this shit here.

There's one thing he can't resist: lesbian sex. He'd go to the doctor if he knew somehow that the end result would be sweet, sweet real vagina scissoring.

Go that route.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So hypothetical here. Let's say you're a whore and Chris has hired you. But then he says "Hmm yeah, eat my china."

Would the money be worth it?

Pretty much any prostitute would kick him out. They have to be careful about hygiene, and there's no way in hell they'd let a man with a massive open and possibly infected wound anywhere near them, soul-vag or not.

 

[creamyfanta]

So any updates on his vaginal fissure?

 

[repentance]

For me, one of the most fascinating things about this is that Chris realises a "spontaneously generated vagina" is something which would be worthy of media attention. He's oblivious to the other realities of this situation, but aware of that. It almost makes me wonder if he contacted the people who made the tapes to tell them about his "awesome" results and they're the ones who suggested he discourage media attention.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In this instance I think a decent idea to convince him to seek medical help isn't white knighting.

I agree, but most attempts to get Chris-Chan in touch with reality have been as futile as himself nurturing a hole and expecting lesbians and trolls alike to marvel at it.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Would it be possible to contact the guy who published the subliminal videos? Maybe he could convince Chris to get medical help. He could say that for his vagina to grow properly, he has to go see a doctor.

I think Chris will listen to advice if he thinks it will get him something he wants. Can't we bait him somehow?

 

[repentance]

Would it be possible to contact the guy who published the subliminal videos? Maybe he could convince Chris to get medical help. He could say that for his vagina to grow properly, he has to go see a doctor.

I thought along the same lines but the guy is a charlatan so he's going to want as much distance between this and himself as possible. Acknowledging his videos played any part in this would be a truly stupid move on his part.

Honestly, the best strategy is probably hoping that Chris continues to talk about his wondergina so that if anything happens which indicates he needs urgent medical attention his asspatters/weens can swing into action.

 

[Scotty G]

Would it be possible to contact the guy who published the subliminal videos? Maybe he could convince Chris to get medical help. He could say that for his vagina to grow properly, he has to go see a doctor.

I think Chris will listen to advice if he thinks it will get him something he wants. Can't we bait him somehow?

No, no, and no, but feel free to try if you care. Chris is committed to his chosen reality and he's lying through his teeth to preserve it as best he can. Nobody can help him.

 

[Vitriol]

I understand completely why you're so against this thread Vitriol, some of the worst posts on the forum this year have happened in here and I can't imagine how frustrating it is to specify things like 'no unfunny reaction videos,' to see idiots posting them only a page or two later.

I personally feel like a thread like this is worth it though. We're here to discuss Chris after all and this is a very big event to happen to him. As seen in the last few hours, where discussion has spilled about it into every other thread, this is a hot topic that's going to be talked about no matter what. It might as well happen in one big mega thread that will hopefully act as containment.

I'm curious about how long Chris is going to follow his tactic of acting like nothing happened yesterday. He's so desperate to stop the mean trolls from taking away the vagina that he's worked so hard to gain that I can see him burying his head in the sand and refusing to mention it again for quite some time.

8x as many reports as the next most reported thread in the past 24hours. Within two pages of the unlock: a conversation about whether a whore would go down on chris, a reaction image, a poster who suggests chris may have been prompted by reality tv and another again refloating the pointless idea of contacting the youtuber behind the initial video.

I am not going to get into a lock-war with another member of staff so the thread will remain open, but i stand by my original decision. Any developments in this will need a separate thread as the conversation is lost amongst banal, repetitive, redundant and frankly stupid posting.

 

[GS 281]

8x as many reports as the next most reported thread in the past 24hours. Within two pages of the unlock: a conversation about whether a whore would go down on chris, a reaction image, a poster who suggests chris may have been prompted by reality tv and another again refloating the pointless idea of contacting the youtuber behind the initial video.

This is what makes disco great.

 

[The Giver]

8x as many reports as the next most reported thread in the past 24hours. Within two pages of the unlock: a conversation about whether a whore would go down on chris, a reaction image, a poster who suggests chris may have been prompted by reality tv and another again refloating the pointless idea of contacting the youtuber behind the initial video.

I am not going to get into a lock-war with another member of staff so the thread will remain open, but i stand by my original decision. Any developments in this will need a separate thread as the conversation is lost amongst banal, repetitive, redundant and frankly stupid posting.

I just saw it was reopened and thought that there was some new development

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

How about you just try to convince Chris to save his China for marriage? That would at least get him to not stick a hot dog up there for a test drive.

 

[Kev]

Maybe he should be encouraged to try to convince the entirety of the Bible Belt he can use the ladies' restrooms now, since he has a true and honest vagina. This may get his problem some attention from outsiders...

 

[Karen Riley]

8x as many reports as the next most reported thread in the past 24hours. Within two pages of the unlock: a conversation about whether a whore would go down on chris, a reaction image, a poster who suggests chris may have been prompted by reality tv and another again refloating the pointless idea of contacting the youtuber behind the initial video.

I am not going to get into a lock-war with another member of staff so the thread will remain open, but i stand by my original decision. Any developments in this will need a separate thread as the conversation is lost amongst banal, repetitive and redundant posting.

I'm not sure if you want to put any more effort into maintaining this thread considering you've been so against it, but I liked your idea of threadbans to anyone who fails to stick to normal forum etiquette in this thread.

Then again, when there's posts asking if a prostitute would eat out Chris's open wound, maybe shutting the thread down until there's any new developments wouldn't be the worst idea.

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How about you just try to convince Chris to save his China for marriage? That would at least get him to not stick a hot dog up there for a test drive.

Fuck, when we're reaching this level of discussion I can't blame any mod who decides to shut the whole thing down.