Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Fornicario]

"I'm doing online rehab for heroin"
Faggot should have just gone for the lie that makes him seem hardcore, something along the lines of "EWTF locked me in her van with two bowls and I saw the baby I want crawling along the ceiling". That would have possibly allowed him one last grift.

A bit off topic but one of the reasons bluesky invites are rare is because you can get shadowbanned if your invite is linked to someone who commits wrongthink.

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Why is it always a troon who devises a new way to filter the "wrong" kind of followers out? I can't wait for someone to figure out how to make this system of validation backfire.

 

[Code Cave]

re: the human rights complaint lawsuit. It's too long to cover entirely but here are reasons why it will probably go nowhere (though I'm no law expert)

1. On it Keffals says that they have 'no criminal history', yet admitted on this very stream to buying Schedule 1 drugs and planning to buy them off the darknet too? (Wouldn't surprise me if they did actually buy some off the darknet). Even the police say their deadname was on evidence bags due to 'the existence of prior police records'. What are those related to?

I can't remember the exact details but I'm sure he was essentially cautioned by the police and never actually convicted of a crime. I think he shouted at a politician or some shit and the police arrested him for it but didn't take it any further. So he doesn't technically have a criminal record but is present in the system because of previous interactions with the police.

 

[King George III]

The place fuckface allegedly went to has 30, 60, and 90 day programs. How many days was was he gone for again? 40?
(L)(A)

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The place fuckface allegedly went to has 30, 60, and 90 day programs. How many days was was he gone for again? 40?
(L)(A)

He can't exactly remember how many days he went to rehab because he was on benzos dude!

Also, Bluesky invites feel like a more autistic version of the Kiwi Farms invite system. If I ever manage to stumble upon an invite code, I will be sure to hook all of you guys up with as many as I can.

 

[Drax Rax]

The place fuckface allegedly went to has 30, 60, and 90 day programs. How many days was was he gone for again? 40?
(L)(A)

I believe he said 34 days.

 

[CervixHammer]

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Best part of the stream.

I take back everything I have ever said about Wil Wheaton's acting skills.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Archive/clips:
Full story of the coke/meth bender + alleged heroin suicide attempt + PTSD reveal

Spoiler

Dividing these into clips because server's not letting me post big and keffal takes too long to make a point

Keffals: better than woman and people who've never done drugs.

"Sorry, PTSD moment- let me hit this vape."

Keffals cries like a true woman.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Lucas is really banking on his audience not knowing a damn thing about hard drugs.

I mean they're literally children and fat retarded social outcast neets in drag, so it's a good bet.

 

[stalkerchild]

@Null 480p version of the Storytime blaming everything bad they ever did on drugs and how to throw away 100k

 

[Kees H]

Local archive of his full stream:

@Null He mutes the dono's approx. 2 mins in, the rest is his story about rehab, the lolsuit against the London Police Services, answering cringe questions from his chat and reading cringe dono's (where he cries several times as well).

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Hey potato niggers, enjoy the stinkditch! No give-sies back-sies!

 

[Tetragrammaton]

i wonder what the most common drugs in northern ireland are because i am sure keffals has already made sure he has a large supply of them all.

 

[King George III]

Keffals: better than woman and people who've never done drugs.

Never in my life have I heard of rehabs giving out certificates. I've actually had to go before and I knew a guy that's gone to rehab more than a dozen times. No certificates involved. These Lucas Lies are embarrassingly thin and easily disproven.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

 

[Dr. Puncherillo]

"I'm better at not doing drugs than people that don't do drugs I think that's based" like a faggy version of doug Stanhopes bit about " you didn't beat cancer, you survived it. I beat it by never getting it"

 

[Pizdec]

Goddamn he's such an ugly crier.

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Corporate is asking for you to notice any differences.

Spoiler

they're the same picture.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

Nice crying Lucas, did you learn that in "rehab"?

Nope, he learned that from the Taytay Lorenz School of Fake Crying. Something he needed for DKF.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

So, let me get this straight:

-he claims he got the money and little after that he got groped, Keemstar bullied him, and KF refused to die so he was obligated to use that money to buy drugs because he was suffering...

-and then he left the country because he feared for his life but then came back and kept doing drugs and suddenly, about a year later, he decided to go to rehab...

-and also he's suing Canada because the groping was to blame and he wants more money...

-and he's back in Ireland?

Am I missing anything here?

It's a lot of words to just admit that he's a junkie and we know the junkies always put excuses on their drug addiction.

 

[yesram]

Those man hands. Fat man hands. They're bigger than his head.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

the lolsuit against the London Police Services

It's not even a lolsuit, he's just pulling a Yaniv and complaining to the HRT because Canada is a cucked failure of a nation and he blew all of his $100k on meth-infused cocaine.