🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[CoolFool]

He's redpilled on horses. They were called ponies back then.

Sylvia caught in the kitchen singing the lyrics to the Sam Hyde x Joeyy song GooE

"Oh that's your bitch come get her she's a lost dog"

More evidence she's up to date on MDE lore.

Sylvia and Letty are questioning Jon on his three kids. "Ones five, ones six, ones one" They're all boys.

He calls the mother of his kids sluts, which pisses the women off. They ask if he'll teach his kids to respect women. He says he'll teach his kids to respect women, not sluts.

He said he's been with his girlfriend for 4 years. Those kids aren't his (Well, I guess the one year old could be).

If this girlfriend exists at all, then I knew it had to be an older single mother.

Edit: I guess he could have gotten multiple women pregnant that aren't related to his current gf though. Hard to say since Jon lies so much.

 

[King George III]

jon says that horses used to be THIS TALL. he was putting his hand at nipple height.
right after dam started massaging jons back

Jon has actually said something factual. Early horses were quite smol

 

[idkcumiguess]

He said he's been with his girlfriend for 4 years. Those kids aren't his (Well, I guess the one year old could be).

If this girlfriend exists at all, then I knew it had to be an older single mother.

He said the others are with different women.

 

[curbside2]

Not a lot has happened for the past 20 minutes. Seems to be a pretty comfy vibe in the kitchen. Accusations in the live chat they’re slowing down TTS to let them talk.

 

[King George III]

Something for the Josiecels; She's said she's never been to Australia and will probably never go there. Also singing "Gas! Gas! Gas!".

ED Update: She does not like the manga Chainsaw Man, because it was "too coomery".

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Something for the Josiecels; She's said she's never been to Australia and will probably never go there. Also singing "Gas! Gas! Gas!".
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She's using the Karaoke machine to talk back to TTS hahahaha.
EDIT: I was wondering how long it would take for jon to take his shirt off again. He's incapable of wearing one for 24 hours.

 

[Enig]

Holy fucking shit Josie based, fuck coomer anime

 

[Clownish]

Letty suspects Jon might be some type of plant. She asks him how he found out about the show, and he's the only one left who auditioned through craiglist.

When Jet and Sam's friend (Fat, long hair) was talking on the Twitter space after kicking Simmons. He said they found Simmons and Mauro on Craigslist. He did not mention Jon.

It would be hilarious if Jon was the plant.

 

[King George III]

Wowsers, Josie hates coomer anime/manga. Keep it wholesome!

 

[Noble Redditor]

When Jet and Sam's friend (Fat, long hair) was talking on the Twitter space after kicking Simmons. He said they found Simmons and Mauro on Craigslist. He did not mention Jon.

It would be hilarious if Jon was the plant.

Yeah he's a very dedicated method actor. I'm convinced now.

 

[Meth Until Death]

When Jet and Sam's friend (Fat, long hair) was talking on the Twitter space after kicking Simmons. He said they found Simmons and Mauro on Craigslist. He did not mention Jon.

It would be hilarious if Jon was the plant.

If Jon wasn't real and actually a fake, I'd probably sit out in the rain for a while.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Jon comes out against abortion. This comes after a conversation in which he states that women who try to commit suicide via overdose are doing it for attention. I think he also may have said he was sexually assaulted by a woman.

Vance slowly walked away from this.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

The slags who are laughing, this is why their nudes were leaked. Somebody tts that.

 

[Enig]

Josie says she watched two episodes of Lain and found it boring, the based levels keep on peaking the meter here folks

 

[Mr.Bucket]

If Jon wasn't real and actually a fake, I'd probably sit out in the rain for a while.

That's what I've been saying. He's either extremely retarded or one of the most brilliant method actors in history.

 

[Noble Redditor]

If Jon wasn't real and actually a fake, I'd probably sit out in the rain for a while.

He's an actor. I'm 100% convinced. Deagle Nation was an MDE affiliated project too.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I hope tts keeps bringing up stuff like abortion and mens rights around jon and letty.
He's too autistic to not say how he feels and letty is too retarded not to argue about it.
Regardless of how you feel about abortion it makes for good content to hear this kitchen debate from every room in the house because Jon is fucking loud and cant control himself.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Jon has been on a roll for a fucking hour straight and Letty is DONE with it.

 

[afowler]

Letty went back to her room after the shouting match and is complaining to Vance about womens rights. She just takes L after L

 

[curbside2]

Letty couldn’t get over herself and forgot the goal.