Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[He Found Captain Winky]

It's not even a lolsuit, he's just pulling a Yaniv and complaining to the HRT because Canada is a cucked failure of a nation and he blew all of his $100k on meth-infused cocaine.

Don’t forget, he is so retarded that he has to pay some terminally online reddit lawyer to make the complaint for him.

 

[DumbDude43]

Don’t forget, he is so retarded that he has to pay some terminally online reddit lawyer to make the complaint for him.

i wonder how the lolyer feels about his client telling the internet about being addicted to half a dozen hard drugs

 

[glass_houses]

i wonder how the lolyer feels about his client telling the internet about being addicted to half a dozen hard drugs

The average SJW maintains that drug addiction is a mental illness induced by the horrors of our capitalist Hillsdale, not a personal failing, and all an addict needs is a fair go and a leg up. As far as SJWs are concerned, addicts are victims and to the Tribunal this might actually add to Lucas's victimhood.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Pressing x real hard on the drug story. I'm sure this retard does drugs but this is all a load of horse shit. You don't binge all that shit and come out looking exactly like you did beforenhand. Faces of meth is a thing for a reason.

This nigger stole 100k from people and squandered it away and is just crying ooo my drug problem as a way to absolve themselves. 100% liar.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

I am so proud of this community.

This will never, in a billion, not be funny.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

I can see why he thinks that. He spent all of that gofundme money on drugs and vacations and has gone essentially unpunished.

Has he really? There is also the chance that he's not and he's saved it all to live the best life in Ireland and it was all a scam for us to feel sorry for him and not asking questions.

"Where is the money, Keffals?"
"I... I... Kiwifarms made me addicted to cocaine and I spent all the money on it!"

He could have spent a good chunk, but not all of it.

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I am so proud of this community.

This will never, in a billion, not be funny.

It reminds me of TotalCasket's Tweet that said "get cancer and die", even to this day, if you bring him up, somebody always will paste that Tweet somewhere.

I just know we are going to see this Tweet more and more each time.

 

[Sneed Chuckson]

That means that the Quartering was at least one of the 29th people allowed inside Keffals inner circle and secret twitter account.
Not to mention when Keffals revealed the Quartering had actually invited Keffals to fill in as host of his show when he was sick which was an offer that Keffals turned down.
Also when Keffals kept leaking Discord DM's on screen accidentally he was always near the top.

The guy is a grifter and a fraud.

I thought I couldn't dislike QuarterPounder more, lmao

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

Bull-fucking-shit. If it was cut with meth he'd know damn near immediately. They're two different highs; coke only lasts about 45 minutes to an hour and meth will keep you high for hours. Lucas is really banking on his audience not knowing a damn thing about hard drugs.

Homeboy got his first 8-ball of real dark web high purity coke and thought it was meth cause it wasn't the local baby laxative he was used to snorting. If he is going to play around on the darknet buying high purity drugs this could get real intresting real fast.

 

[Volmsaiyan]

His "rehab" was probably just getting prescribed methadone or suboxone to abuse because he was going broke.

 

[Swole McPole]

This nigga is hilarious. Voluntarily has his cock and balls chopped off, but is traumatized because a female cop surreptitiously fondles his tit? Not even the most retarded Canadian would buy a story like that. What was it that he's contending was so traumatic? Being touched by a woman? The idea that she'd discover his tit was fake?

 

[glass_houses]

I honestly believe Lucas abuses drugs... just the baby type of drugs. Speed, weed, oxyies and Adderall. Maybe he'll take a short of coke if it's offered to him by someone else, but it's not fully a habit. Yet. Heroin, absolutely not, and most certainly not meth either.

 

[Faceless Whore]

I never thought I'd be happy to see Keffals again but I am. #DKF was a cocaine/heroin/perc/meth/???/!!!/alcohol high? Holy shit this is hilarious. After he fucked off to """"rehab"""" I couldn't imagine this saga getting any funnier.

 

[notafederalagent]

Over the years, I've known people who have gone to rehab and actually got sober from the experience and people who have gone multiple times due to pressure from others and continued abusing substances. The one thing both of them have in common is they never talked about the places in a loving manner or bragged about playing pool or other recreation activities while there. All of them talked about how bad it sucked being cut off from their supply and the ones that actually got sober talked about the proverbial dark night of the soul and having their eyes opened to all of the damage they caused to themselves and others and ways to rectify those wrongs and then actually took steps to fix what they had broken. Granted I'm talking about an anecdotal sampling of about 10 people, but it is quite clear that Lucas a) didn't go to rehab b) hasn't learned a single thing.

On another note, not even a mention of his return stream on his subreddit, sorted by new:

newest submissions : keffals

archived 1 May 2023 02:51:05 UTC

archive.ph

 

[Polentic]

>takes opioids, percs, meth, coke, heroin, and drink alot
>groom minors
>get misgendered on the daily
>use money given to you out of good will and spending it on drugs and trips to twitchcon
>will never be a woman
>says retard too much and his own fanbase turns on him
>the website he's been trying to take down is still up and thriving
>suing the police for hurt feelings
We are so Back.

 

[Vect]

If you get PTSD from having too much of a good time, Elon Musk gets to conscript you as a crash dummy for a self-driving Tesla.

And yeah, good luck forming a troon country when they can barely get along online.

 

[Faceless Whore]

Most sane Keffals chatter
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Yeah, gather them all in one place so ISIS chuds know where to drop the bomb.

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I'll never understand troon fragility over people calling them the "wrong" word. They're just fucking words nigger grow a thicker skin.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Never in my life have I heard of rehabs giving out certificates. I've actually had to go before and I knew a guy that's gone to rehab more than a dozen times. No certificates involved. These Lucas Lies are embarrassingly thin and easily disproven.

the only thing i can think of that rewards you like that would be something like the coin some people get but i think thats more of an alcohol abuse related thing.

Over the years, I've known people who have gone to rehab and actually got sober from the experience and people who have gone multiple times due to pressure from others and continued abusing substances. The one thing both of them have in common is they never talked about the places in a loving manner or bragged about playing pool or other recreation activities while there. All of them talked about how bad it sucked being cut off from their supply and the ones that actually got sober talked about the proverbial dark night of the soul and having their eyes opened to all of the damage they caused to themselves and others and ways to rectify those wrongs and then actually took steps to fix what they had broken.

if keffals was as bad as he described his time in rehab would have been an actual hell. the withdrawls can only be dealt with so much after all. not only that but unless i missed it never once did he seem like he regretted anything. he would just deflect or say he did not remember because he was blacked out on benzos. he is just trying to use addiction as a means to make himself more of a victim than everyone else.

also semi related but his talk of blacking out on benzos makes me wonder how many one would need to take for such a thing to happen and what if any lasting effects such a thing would have on your body. because maybe i am wrong but something tells me that keffals is a little bit too healthy looking for someone who claims to have been doing the amount and variety of drugs he did for as long as he claims

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

blacking out on benzos

One consequence of benzo intoxication is that you stop forming memories. It's very much on a spectrum, so brown outs are possible, too.

As for how much it would take, it depends on tolerance. Finally, such a thing happening occasionally won't have any lasting effects but it's not something to make a habit of for many reasons.

 

[ConsentAccidentVictimNo98]

This nigga is hilarious. Voluntarily has his cock and balls chopped off, but is traumatized because a female cop surreptitiously fondles his tit? Not even the most retarded Canadian would buy a story like that. What was it that he's contending was so traumatic? Being touched by a woman? The idea that she'd discover his tit was fake?

Well yeah, with incel closeted fags they tend to get weirded out by the touch of a woman. Gotta remember the time catboy fuentes got asked out on a stream and went ape shit. + There's the whole trauma of being touched by someone who'll actually be a real woman.