🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Targeted Individual]

Letty's creepy ex deleted his Youtube, maybe he finally realized that he looked weird obsessing over a woman who pissed herself on a Sam Hyde reality show,

Common Letty W #loco4letty

 

[RedRage]

Common

Letty W

Pick one.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I wish the archives were a little bit better than they are now. For starters, the bedroom 3 archives are listed under bedroom 4 and vice versa, which still hasn't been fixed to this day. All of the files have this weird timestamp on them listed that doesn't seem to line up with Eastern Time (where the Fishtank house is) or the time zone I'm in, which makes it a pain to go through files and find a highlight that I missed out on. This is made even worse by the fact that all of the files have issues with seeking, and I need to use Handbrake to convert them into a format where I can just seek through and find the moment I want to watch. In addition, I noticed that not everything is being archived, and while I can understand this as a lot of the footage is of nothing happening, I noticed that sometimes decently sized snippets of conversations or other interesting things end up missing. I tried to watch Letty cry to Vance about "right wing nazi incel chuds" or whatever after being BTFOd by Jon, and while I was able to get the biggest soundbites, like Letty complaining about men not taking responsibility, a lot of her seething was lost.

 

[Robot Gentleman]

I wish the archives were a little bit better than they are now. For starters, the bedroom 3 archives are listed under bedroom 4 and vice versa, which still hasn't been fixed to this day. All of the files have this weird timestamp on them listed that doesn't seem to line up with Eastern Time (where the Fishtank house is) or the time zone I'm in, which makes it a pain to go through files and find a highlight that I missed out on. This is made even worse by the fact that all of the files have issues with seeking, and I need to use Handbrake to convert them into a format where I can just seek through and find the moment I want to watch. In addition, I noticed that not everything is being archived, and while I can understand this as a lot of the footage is of nothing happening, I noticed that sometimes decently sized snippets of conversations or other interesting things end up missing. I tried to watch Letty cry to Vance about "right wing nazi incel chuds" or whatever after being BTFOd by Jon, and while I was able to get the biggest soundbites, like Letty complaining about men not taking responsibility, a lot of her seething was lost.

Yeah, part of Ben’s late night rant (the part where he threatened to kill himself) got lost too. The archives are pretty annoying.

The .mkv format is also super fucky, and the points where clips start and end are really sporadic (often doing so in the middle of conversations). Sometimes periods of high activity are split up into small chunks, other times we get hour-long segments with massive filesizes.

 

[Sapphixys Shitty Panties]

Honestly, my only issue with Sylvia is that she's boring. I've in my younger years have had one night stands with similar types of women like her (some fatter, some skinnier, some uglier, some prettier). I'd rather her stick around than boring ass Vance.

Letty has definitely grown on me, because she's at least trying to be entertaining and has a fun chemistry with Jon.

Josie's plushie family is cute, but other than her weird autism quirks, she hasn't really shown much personality or anything. The retard stimming was cute for the first few days, but that's all she has. I don't think it will hold up for the entire duration of the contest.

All hail King Jon, I hope Jet & Sam realize how lucky they were when they got this king of Autism. How he went from me wanting to punch him in the first few hours to rooting for him & wanting to win the damn thing is quite impressive. He's misled, but gosh darn too pure for this caustic planet called Earth.

 

[Sammich]

All hail King Jon, I hope Jet & Sam realize how lucky they were when they got this king of Autism. How he went from me wanting to punch him in the first few hours to rooting for him & wanting to win the damn thing is quite impressive. He's misled, but gosh darn too pure for this caustic planet called Earth.

Jon is a fuckign gem in all this. I went from hating him, to toleration, to liking him, back to hating him and back to tolerating again. Deep down, i feel like Jon is the rare decent human being.

Sylvia is someone i feel is in an internal conflict, with the right people around her I think she would be fine. Worse thing i've seen out of her is her horrible makeup and fashion choices.

Josie seems like probablly a decent person too, just weird, but weird is okay

The rest, dime a dozen really,

 

[Shark With Legs]

Jon is the best fish by far.
Letty comes second, every reality needs a duplicitous whore for entertainment purposes and she fits the role pretty decently all things considered.
Everyone else is so far behind it is not even funny, but I'd place Vance third, Sylvia fourth, Josie fifth and Damiel sixth.
Vance is a tryhard loser, Sylvia is an ugly badly dressed fattie, Josie is an ugly badly dressed literal stiming autist and Damiel is just the least fun plant since reality shows were invented.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

I know the belief is people like Josie just for simp reasons but I think what I enjoy about her is her contrast to everyone else in the house. It's like she exists in a different world than the rest of the fish. Nothing phases her. When she's asked to do something she does it. When the sharks trash the house, she just cleans it. When there is tons of noise and chaos she just vibes to it. When her bed got taken away she didn't complain. She's not scheming, she's not planning. She is just doing what she does. While everyone is stressing out over whether everyone hates them or if they are going to get eliminated she is off playing with her plushies and toys. Meanwhile she's getting showered with gifts and compliments while everyone else is getting tortured by TTS. It's just funny to see in contrast to everything else.

 

[Steinercard]

In defense of Chainsawman, the main character is a 16 with the sole objective of scoring, it has a nice messagge about having goals in life and not trusting women just because of the slightest posibility of scoring.
But, as for most shonen jump mangas, is made for male teenagers/young adults. (and mentally ill whores who relate to the femdom villain)

None of those thots have read the manga. They only have a surface level understanding of Makima. Which is why when the anime catches up with the Manga they're going to be in for a nasty surprise that's going to get a bunch of them cancelled.

 

[a great big cabbage]

I know the belief is people like Josie just for simp reasons but I think what I enjoy about her is her contrast to everyone else in the house. It's like she exists in a different world than the rest of the fish. Nothing phases her. When she's asked to do something she does it. When the sharks trash the house, she just cleans it. When there is tons of noise and chaos she just vibes to it. When her bed got taken away she didn't complain. She's not scheming, she's not planning. She is just doing what she does. While everyone is stressing out over whether everyone hates them or if they are going to get eliminated she is off playing with her plushies and toys. Meanwhile she's getting showered with gifts and compliments while everyone else is getting tortured by TTS. It's just funny to see in contrast to everything else.

The thing that keeps from liking Josie is how insufferable her simps and stans are.

The last couple days I've paid more attention to her and she seems pretty chill. She's quiet enough to be forgettable (in a good way). She's no more or less stunted than the other contestants and would probably have a decent shot at being a normal person if she had the right people and environment. Where I cringe at the other contestants for being normie-pilled NPCs my biggest cringe for Josie (aside from her fans) is that she seems to think it's twee to be a 20-something year old who acts like a preteen. In her favour, at least she knows not to be rama rama.

Before it was revealed that Jon has no theology or soteriology and just uses the Bible as a prop to preach his autistic pseudo-spiritual internet hot-takes I was rooting for him. I'm almost ready to consider that Josie winning could give her an opportunity to make some quality changes in the trajectory of her life where the others would probably not make very intelligent use of it. Then again, she might just blow it all on the DDR machine at Dave & Busters.

TL;DR I'm retarded.

 

[Shadow Ghost]

Then again, she might just blow it all on the DDR machine at Dave & Busters.

Agreed lmao

 

[Small G genocide]

I was listening to a translation of Marcus aurelius this morning and all I could think about was how he slept on the floor and how Jon sleeps on the sofa. I see a lot of stoicism in Jon, I would love an audiobook of meditations narrated by him. If Jason is unable to make this happen I will start gathering mp3 clips of Jon and make one with Elevenlabs.

 

[ITK]

I was listening to a translation of Marcus aurelius this morning and all I could think about was how he slept on the floor and how Jon sleeps on the sofa. I see a lot of stoicism in Jon, I would love an audiobook of meditations narrated by him. If Jason is unable to make this happen I will start gathering mp3 clips of Jon and make one with Elevenlabs.

He is Jacob come again, sleeping on the ground with only a rock as his pillow. He will ascend to heaven before this show is over, mark my words.

 

[VeePeeN]

This poem was created by Judd Winick, cast member of Real World San Fran 1994. He read it to the other cast members on the season finale.

He also did the art, which came much later. I can't help but draw parallels between this cast and the autistic little guppies that Sam has assembled (Puck is a delivery driver (Vance) who was kicked early (Simmons), Pedro is/was an immigrant with AIDS (Letty))

 

[King George III]

Day 14 7:45am and time for morning Bible reading with Jon

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Everyone looks absolutely miserable right now. Jet saw how torturous Jon's Bible study was and now we'll get it every day.

 

[ITK]

Very riveting sermon from Jon but I don't understand the choice to read the Bible in Hebrew. I guess we have to understand in spirit and not in words.

 

[apa gapa]

““Why aren't the crew letting me do any of my plans?““

 

[King George III]

Ben has come in to tell them they should discuss the passages that they've been reading. Well, I think that's what he said, because the fucking sfx are too damn loud. Hopefully Bible Study becomes a regular occurrence.

 

[Giant Machine]

Letty feet simps rising up