Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

That's Digibro. Or Meigh. Where's @John Andrews Stan when you need him?

Didn’t she used to be fat? Losing weight has really aged her (and changed her gender).

 

[Maraschino]

Lose the nose ring it looks ridiculous at your age.

Alternate theory: there is no correct age to have a nose ring or piercing in your nose. They look terrible for all people of every age.

 

[Gorton Colu]

Alternate theory: there is no correct age to have a nose ring or piercing in your nose. They look terrible for all people of every age.

There are definitely worse choices for piercings including other nose ones like septum piercings. However, an average choice for a bad piercing location is still a bad choice.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Alternate theory: there is no correct age to have a nose ring or piercing in your nose. They look terrible for all people of every age.

Don’t disagree, however in my younger years I always looked at them as an indicator much like a tramp stamp. They were a bat signal for someone you might want consider a one nighter with, but you sure as shit weren’t taking her home to mom or showing up with her to family Christmas.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

A minor issue? or you mean, a minor?

Short answer: "Yes." (But with Drexel face).
Long answer: "Well, you know Ralph, your daughter Rozy wanted to get into bondage, leather, and all that good stuff last year. So Drexel and I thought it would be better to make sure she wasn't abused and so we showed her the ropes at the GAY♂90s. I mean, she identified as an adult so it was okay!"

I just think it's an appropriate metaphor because we can give each of them names. Vito, naturally, gets to be pederasty.

And I looked, and behold a colorful Balldo. and the name of the nose that sat upon it was Rekieta, and degeneracy followed with him.

- Faggotry 6:8.

Spoiler: The Wrothful

I heard thus: At one time the enraged one lived in the sty offered by groypers in Merdia's town center, Yucatán. Then a lot of groypers after the mid-day xanny, were assembled and seated in the virtual hall and this conversation arose among them ‘Brothers, it is wonderful and surprising how the Ethan Ralph knows the Enraged methods of wiggers.

- The Discourse On Degenerate Things (Buddhist sultra)

Spoiler: The Pederast

The Way of Pederasty
Is like stretching a colon.
The top is pulled down,
The bottom is pulled up.
Excess age is removed
Where more age is needed, it is arbitrarily added.

It is the Way of Pederasty
To remove where there is excess age
And add where there is lack of age.
The way of people is different:
They take do not add where there is need
And remove where there is surplus.

Who can take his surplus and give it to the people?
Only one who possesses the Way.

Therefore the Pederast acts without expectation.
Does abide in his accomplishments.
Does want to show his virtue.

- Tao te Jing - Verse 77, The way of Pederasty

Spoiler: The Prophet

I bear witness that there is no diety but Degeneracy, and I bear witness that Dick the Messenger of Degeneracy.

- Qur'an 37:35 and 48:29

Inb4 we get suicide bombers at Null's dataservers or self-immolation there.

 

[AnOminous]

She's definitely had some kind of work done, maybe just dieting or weight loss from drug use. Either way I can't wait for Nick to talk about how she totally hasn't changed at all while shoveling noodles down his throat. Was it the comments about how the 5 kids completely destroyed her body or the constant flirting with locals thots that pushed her to change so much?

Has Nick actually abused his wife into getting cosmetic surgery solely to appease his perversions? He literally wrecked her body having her give birth to five of his goddamn kids, then complained about how this rendered her imperfect to his tiny dick tastes, and now she has to get cosmetic surgery to please this fucking faggot?

I believe I now hate this cocksucker. This jerkoff. This drug addict motherfucking piece of cope.

Alternate theory: there is no correct age to have a nose ring or piercing in your nose. They look terrible for all people of every age.

Nothing should have a ring in its nose other than a pig, and with a pig, it's so you can grab the ring and drag the pig around.

If you have a ring in your nose you are saying you're a pig and you have a ring in your nose so you can be dragged around.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Nothing should have a ring in its nose other than a pig, and with a pig, it's so you can grab the ring and drag the pig around.

If you have a ring in your nose you are saying you're a pig and you have a ring in your nose so you can be dragged around.

So, you're saying @theralph will get a nose ring next? Wouldn't surprise me.

 

[Not Who You Think]

After looking at the photo‘s @Cynthia Behave posted this morning for a bit, it occurred to me that Kayla is beginning to look like a pooner. So I ran the pic though some AI just for giggles. I present for your entertainment

The original
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Happy Couple 1
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Happy Couple 2
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Honestly the conversion may be just what Nick has been longing for.

Many thanks for not adding a bulge.

Reviewing all this information regarding the physical characteristics of Kayla Rekieta has made this clear: if you're trying to show off your body, and people respond with confusion or concern, then you're doing it wrong.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

So, you're saying @theralph will get a nose ring next? Wouldn't surprise me.

Given his love of pegging I was gonna say a balldo/prostate piercing.

 

[AltisticRight]

four horsemen of the degenerate apocalypse.

The four horsemen of the paedopocalypse sounds fitting. Two nonces and one cuties simp, one needs his awakening.

I really hope Balldo won't sink to such lows, but he's demonstrating the opposite on a daily basis.

(Still want to like him.)

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

Given his love of pegging I was gonna say a balldo.

Why not both?

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Why not both?

"Yes."
I am suddenly reminded of this:

(Obviously a Van Darkholme parody)

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

"Yes."
I am suddenly reminded of this:

(Obviously a Van Darkholme parody)

Why is Coomalot talking funny in that video?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So, you're saying @theralph will get a nose ring next? Wouldn't surprise me.

Given the way he's being lead around in court by the pig right now, maybe @MWV should get one as well.

The best you can hope for is that he just accepts Ralph's apology and then keeps his distance. The fly I see in that ointment is Dick is likely gonna push for more than that. This could either spell an anti-climatic end to the Rekieta vs. Ralph arc, or a new degenerate beginning in which Dick leads himself, Nick, Ralph, and Vito as the four horsemen of the degenerate apocalypse.

Vito and Ralph were praising each other on Twitter a few days ago, too.

At the very least, Dick will try to get the two of them to call in together to his show.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Why is Coomalot talking funny in that video?

Tried to take too much up the ass from balldo + 12 extender rings, I guess.

 

[AltisticRight]

Compare the straight on pictures to this one.
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Interesting how all the trashy tattoos are covered up, but it’s not like they read the thread or anything. Lose the nose ring it looks ridiculous at your age.
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I flipped the images to match the weight fluctuations.

Time for more autism.
The table of food photo is bad because a shorter focal length was used, which causes distance objects to be distorted (perspective). She looks like a horse. Is that water bottle really larger than her entire upper body? The best looking woman would be ugly under such a setting.

Eyeliner with semidecent lighting and adequate makeup made her look different. So yeah, I suppose it's just garbage phone photos playing trickery.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

He's learned how to dress?

Well actually no he still hasn’t learned to dress properly. They were attending a Black Tie Event. I’m guessing the Tux triggers his heat allergy.

Spoiler: Make A Wish Galla Deets

And of course Nick attends the Gala because he’s such a charitable individual and wants to do his part to help the lives of those not as fortunate as him. Or it could be just another family obligation he‘s required to attend.

Spoiler: Daddy Is A Superhero

And how much does it cost to become a superhero in Mn? A meager $15,000 in 2021. Not sure how much that translates to in 2023 dollars. I must say, Nicks Grandparents were much more generous.

Spoiler: 2021 Sponsorship Levels

Gala Link / Archive
2021 Sponsorship Levels / Archive

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Well actually no he still hasn’t learned to dress properly. They were attending a Black Tie Event. I’m guessing the Tux triggers his heat allergy.

Well, he turned up to opposing counsel's office in shorts, so it makes sense he turned up to a black-tie event without a tie.

I look forward to Rekieta's next kitchen seethestream where he copes about how he was dressed perfectly appropriately for the event in between stuffing noodles in his face.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Ever since the beginning of Nicks spiral I've wanted to go back through his coverage of Jack Murphy.

This post was sheer utter brilliance of any post I've seen on Kiwi. To lead it with Drex was even more... weird and perfect.

In other news... which most Kiwis know but... let's bring it home:

With obvious overlap, Nick has effectively alienated the following:

• Trad Conservatives/Christians: He DID court that audience. He once spoke/wrote fairly eloquently about Jesus and the bible. He also made fun of Lolcows perfectly bc he, seemingly, led a "wholesome" midwestern life with 5 kids. Then came lewds. Then he left his church (it seems). Recently he's even equivocating on pro-life issues (he even seems cool with the abortion pill... so, 9 weeks).
  
  
• Trial Coverage Normies: He hasn't properly covered a trial since Depp. This is the crowd that bumped him from 100K to 450K subs - directly.
  
  
• Centrists/Feminists/Educated/Equivocating Libs: He once seemed like a tolerable/smart/funny version of the right and had some great takes about government interference and woke-ism that we wanted/needed to hear. Somewhere bw the Balldo, lewds, over-drinking, Drex grooming, and less legal analysis - most are done.
  
  
• The OG "Kiwi" Crowd: I'm not sure how to characterize this but here's my effort: It's the OGs who were initiated into Nick for the Ralph/ Killstream & Lolcow crazy + anime/Vic stuff + gamers. This crowd seems to have a low tolerance for hypocrisy.

What's remaining is a pretty radical crowd of cultists who are mostly post-Depp fans with very little context on Nick. Dissent is not tolerated. They seem to solidly fit into a combination of gun crazies, depressed wine moms, THOTs, ex-cons and felons, actual INCELS and manosphere groupies, and angry male divorcees. Most have addiction issues.

In Nick's Defense: Hey, if this crowd will still pay him... there's nothing inherently wrong with creating a smaller more radicalized crowd. The problem is, they're not paying him (GSG), and his viewership is middling at best.

 

[Maude Snew]

Nothing should have a ring in its nose

They're for two things: steers and queers. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.