🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[Collections Agent]

Ben has come in to tell them they should discuss the passages that they've been reading. Well, I think that's what he said, because the fucking sfx are too damn loud. Hopefully Bible Study becomes a regular occurrence.
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This show IS TOO SPICY FOR YOUTUBE OR TWITCH

*Spends a ton of time doing Bible study*

 

[Caligura]

More sus Damiel shit:

Spoiler: NSFW

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If I had a nickel for every cross-dressing chink on Fishtank, I would have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice.​

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Those slaps are so fucking weak LMFAO

r/aznidentity and r/asianmasculinity in shambles rn.

 

[apa gapa]

This show IS TOO SPICY FOR YOUTUBE OR TWITCH

*Spends a ton of time doing Bible study*

Youtube is owned by the antichrist

 

[Aristides]

Jon started reading John I, skipped two whole books to Jude on accident then said "we gotta go back" and went to John II. I am ninety percent sure Jon chose John I at first because it shares a name with him.

 

[Blindeye]

Demons recoil at the sound of the Gospel, but Satan quoted scripture to Christ

 

[Aristides]

Sylvia picks up the holy book and immediately reads Jude 1:7-8. This is a reminder from the Lord Himself that she should have better friends. I would like to note that she had trouble pronouncing "Gomorrha" among other words and Jon has a better grasp of English than her.

7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.

8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

 

[Tom Myers]

Just what I suspected: the Lt General Hassle meter is manually updated.

 

[King George III]

Josie, invigorated by the word of the Lord, has decided to clean the tank.

 

[Rakovnik]

Some art of the Simmons removal scene
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Spoiler: No color

 

[CoolFool]

Jon asks "Damien" if he wants to read the Bible, he says no, he's too tired and barely slept.

Is Damiel's name actually Damien? Why does Jon keep calling him that?

Edit: Also, where did Damiel sleep last night? I forgot they took his bed earlier.

 

[Aristides]

Violetta and Vance went back to B1 after putting up with a bit of Jon's sermon only to be woken up by a white shark again. They need to stay up and out of bed. Vance complains: "Who the fuck is watching right now?"

 

[Giant Machine]

Josie right now

 

[King George III]

Also, where did Damiel sleep last night? I forgot they took his bed earlier.

I think he slept in the B4 closet. Didn't see him on the couch with Jon and the closet doors were shut.

 

[afternoon_tea]

Violetta and Vance went back to B1 after putting up with a bit of Jon's sermon only to be woken up by a white shark again. They need to stay up and out of bed. Vance complains: "Who the fuck is watching right now?"

Oh the poor clueless fish. Dude, there are people who watch you sleep all night! I get up super early for work and like to check on the house before I leave and there are people in the chat like "Vance snoring in br1, check it out!"

 

[Spatula]

Demons recoil at the sound of the Gospel, but Satan quoted scripture to Christ
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Even Satan believes in Christ.

 

[apa gapa]

Violetta and Vance went back to B1 after putting up with a bit of Jon's sermon only to be woken up by a white shark again. They need to stay up and out of bed. Vance complains: "Who the fuck is watching right now?"

Im so glad that Sam is detoxing all these autists from the internet and fixing their sleep schedule. Now they need to take away all the vapes

 

[King George III]

Josie is fully awake, making breakfast for herself and Quevo(?). TTS tells the other to get up and help clean, calling them lazy dickheads. They did not get up.

 

[SFINAE]

I just noticed that they added a small TTS animation in the background of incoming TTS messages. Kinda cool.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Letty feet simps rising up

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I’ll let the actual footfags weigh in but I assume they’re like the rest of her: not bad looking from 10 feet away on a grainy camera but pretty terrifying once you get close.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

>why isn't a 24/7 stream of real people as stimulating as my TikTok videos

They should add subway surfers gameplay to the bottom of the stream so zoomers can enjoy it too smh