Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

$10 says Shane just hits the Demo button on that shitty Casio, wiggles his fingers above the keys, and says it's his "composition".

A man who builds his own PCs has been composing music for 25 years and doesn't show a Cubase or other DAW project as proof, he takes a photo of baby's first piano?

 

[lost_n'_confused]

He also posted a video playing his keyboard in the dark for @Friendly Arbys Employee

I have taught children piano. Around week 3 they can play chords and not fucking hit the keys like a jackhammer. I am amazed at how terrible he plays the piano. It is a skill in and of itself.

 

[A Sunset]

He also posted a video playing his keyboard in the dark for @Friendly Arbys Employee and umm what can I say? I feel kinda bad right now as I think this thread is actually documenting a mentally handicapped manbaby and he's just shown us what he's on disability for. Let's hope he never moves in with his mother.

I don’t know how to archive video from Twitter, but here’s a quick pic.


LOL. I have nothing against people being not the best at piano, but there’s so many stupid things about this. First of all, he brags earlier that he’s been “composing for 25 years.” Then he says here “This piano has been played almost every day since ‘99”.

Well maybe you should have practiced more then Shame, because you’re playing like a kid who’s learned for 2 fucking months. And was that one of your “compositions”? You obviously just fuck around on piano at best, and yet you talk about it like you’re some skilled composer and player.

I have taught children piano. Around week 3 they can play chords and not fucking hit the keys like a jackhammer. I am amazed at how terrible he plays the piano. It is a skill in and of itself.

That’s exactly right.

If he wouldn’t chronically brag about everything all the time, it wouldn’t even matter. Just say “I play a little piano” or “I fuck around writing things sometimes”. Nobody would hold that against you. But instead - “My piano has been played daily for 40 years”. “I’ve composed for decades.” OK Beethoven.

But the funniest part is that he’s playing in the fucking pure darkness. What the hell? There’s no reason to do this. TBH it’s probably because you can see his giant gut when he sits, and he has a weak profile - so he’s embarassed to show it. I truly think that’s why.

Shame, if you really want to score a win against the Farms, please post a video of you tap dancing. I promise you I will die laughing.

He won’t do it. He’s lying about being able to tap, and he cant’ even play piano with lights on. At the most, he’ll probably play tap dancing sounds in a dark room and then claim it’s real. Another sad lie that can’t be backed up by Boastful Shame.

He also finaly got some engagement; too bad my anime-titty shitposting account gets more enegament, though.

”Is worm a new pet vr project”? LMFAO. No, Worm is Shame’s Slave Master. Also, this guy is one of Jackie Singh’s retard simps FYI. This is why Shame defends her so fervently, he’s gotten some people to occasionally engage with his tweets now. And Jon Frimannn retweeting and ranting like a schizophrenic after any tweet with Kiwis in it.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

No one who's collected 66 gigabytes of pornography is well or sane in the head. At best he has an addiction that's spun out of control, at worst he's actively collecting and sharing really terrible material like violence/nonconsensual or CSA.

I pity Shane very deeply and for the sake of his soul will add him to my daily prayer list.

 

[Spunt]

Of couese Shame and Hawgzilla are into bondage
Look at them, do you honestly think either of them could get hard/wet for the other with vanilla sex? Do you really believe either of them ever looks at the other in an unguarded moment and thinks "Damn, I gots to break me off a piece of that!" Doing "kinky", "forbidden" shit in the bedroom os the only way to get either one excited for the other.

I'm surprised there are handcuffs big enough to fit either of them. Maybe they use scaffolding or something like this:

 

[RussianParasite]

Shame replied to you and using his superior intellect concludes that because Kiwis have better things to do in their life than look for blues clues in his boring photos, that we are unobservant and dumb.

If I never see a photo of that fat, greasy, meth-mouthed retard again it will be too soon.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Shane obsessively lurking Null's streams and getting unintentionally redpilled would be the funniest way this could turn out.

 

[A Sunset]

Shane obsessively lurking Null's streams and getting unintentionally redpilled would be the funniest way this could turn out.

It is hilarious to think about all these losers obsessively following the Farms because they got made fun of, and then unintentionally getting exposed to all the dirty laundry of the people they follow on Twitter - which they’d never otherwise see.

Shame licks tranny gash daily, so him in particular learning about how fucked up the troons he worships actually are is very funny.

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

But also you can see guests on this site. Not saying that's not Shame's account, but also saying I don't think a reaction is definitive proof of anything. It could be his fat wife's account instead.
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Shane aka @KF Cruiser signed up back when the thread was still in Proving Grounds and not able to be viewed by Guests.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Shane reminds me of the male version of Jodee Kalra. Compulsive liar whose expertise and field of choice varies wildly depending on who she’s arguing with, and a fond user of the “I was just pretending to be retarded!” argument. Also a pedo/pedo apologist, also fat, also makes clap back videos (her very autistic recent “you tried to face shame me!” video is hilarious), also a prime example of the r/Ihavesex variety of cow.

As a matter of fact, jodee has been hanging around Elaine/Trollcow, and I read that Dan was gonna bring elaine on NPS. How did Dan and elaine cross paths? Does anyone know?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

You know who else composes music and has for the longest time? Russtard Greer. It doesn't mean shit because his music is basic as fuck but he's actually published his music. What has Shame done? Nothing except put his gross cap on a keyboard. It could belong to anybody like it's sitting in some shmuck's garage and he just took a picture of it like that.

Let's see you play it Shame. And just an FYI, I play the piano so I can tell when somebody is faking.

He's starting to react? Finally the coward fag is starting to show off.

And look at that, just at the time that Worm suggested him to do it. You have him by the practical balls at this point.

It's not like he's going to actually engage. He'll just post ratings to certain posts and then hide like the little pussy bitch he really is.

 

[tehpope]

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Play me a song, Shane.
Make it sad, and make it sweet.

Looking into this for 30 seconds, this is shit you'd buy off of HSN/QVC or Radio Shack. Its basically a toy with some basic stuff. Not anything you'd write serious music on other than as a challenge. Not even in the same league or ballpark or game as legit synths like a Korg M1 or Kurzweil K2000.

$10 says Shane just hits the Demo button on that shitty Casio, wiggles his fingers above the keys, and says it's his "composition".

 

[JustStopDude]

Is that really his girlfriend?

How do we know it's not just the social worker that is assigned Shane as one of her cases?

 

[A Sunset]

Is that really his girlfriend?

How do we know it's not just the social worker that is assigned Shane as one of her cases?

We don’t know. Shame just posts screenshots of conversations with her that he probably faked. I guarantee she’s either his Tard Handler, or his fucking cousin or something. He apparently has family around Gresham.

Shame is lonely, so out of pity distant relatives probably get assigned to hang out with him once in awhile. That way he can pretend to have friends/girlfriend, instead of being all alone in the darkness like normal.

 

[Asian tech support]

It's not like he's going to actually engage. He'll just post ratings to certain posts and then hide like the little pussy bitch he really is.

Him and the streetshitter orbiter really should consider just engaging here. Every time they do via twitter, they just make themselves look worse. That's funny but they're the ones putting that out there for their retard friends to see.

 

[Sniperwoof]

Is that really his girlfriend?

Why wouldn't she be? Fat dysgenic leeches love finding other fat dysgenic leeches on disability to mooch off of.

To a certain class of parasitic degenerate a monthly disability check is the Holy Grail.

 

[Spunt]

Interesting that he can play all those instruments with "neuromuscular issues" that are apparently bad enough to keep him from working.

At least one of those things is a lie, Shane, which one is it?

Also, play us some guitar.

 

[A Sunset]

Interesting that he can play all those instruments with "neuromuscular issues" that are apparently bad enough to keep him from working.

At least one of those things is a lie, Shane, which one is it?

Also, play us some guitar.

Yup, he claimed drums and guitar as well. He probably strummed the open strings on an Acoustic once as a kid, and then counts that as proof he plays guitar.

Also, reminder this is a guy who apparently can walk to the grocery store over 2 miles away in the rain, bikes, takes selfies of himself strolling in the park, and can do errands on his own. He also has enough dexterity to play instruments and use a computer/phone 24/7. And apparently he's mentally well enough to converse on the Internet literally all day, and has the energy and health conditions to make multiple videos for Alogs. He even filmed his heart rate walking up steps to "own" Boomia.

Why the fuck can this guy not work a job? Every time he avoids answering that, it looks worse and worse.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

So when’s he gonna start saying some bullshit about how he personally inspired Marty O’Donnell to do the tribal drums for Halo or some shit,

I’m waiting for him also to come out as a master chef and personally upstaged Gordon Ramsey when Gordon came to cook for Microsoft or some shit.
He’s like the kid on the playground who never did anything, but one-upped people on everything.

 

[Helvetia]

i literally love y'all, you can spend days looking at a retarded twitter account and maybe have a few snortles to yourself after a glass of wine, but kf commentary just adds a whole new layer. even down to people saying they were too busy at work to post makes me laugh because we all fuckin' know that shaney will never have that excuse.

i also find it extremely ironic that shane shares the same name as shane from stardew valley who is a massive, alcoholic asshole who you have to feed hot peppers and beer to get him to like you. one key difference is shane from sv has a job, lmao.