🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[curbside2]

I think the best use of Frank Hassle would be to sick him on Damiel. It would blur lines. Damiel wouldn't understand why his friends are doing this to him. And if he quit good riddance.

 

[luigismanslave]

I know the belief is people like Josie just for simp reasons but I think what I enjoy about her is her contrast to everyone else in the house. It's like she exists in a different world than the rest of the fish. Nothing phases her. When she's asked to do something she does it. When the sharks trash the house, she just cleans it. When there is tons of noise and chaos she just vibes to it. When her bed got taken away she didn't complain. She's not scheming, she's not planning. She is just doing what she does. While everyone is stressing out over whether everyone hates them or if they are going to get eliminated she is off playing with her plushies and toys. Meanwhile she's getting showered with gifts and compliments while everyone else is getting tortured by TTS. It's just funny to see in contrast to everything else.

I think my favorite part of Josie is that she's like my cats. I walk into the kitchen and my cat has somehow opened the cabinet, gotten up to the top shelf, and is looking at me like nothing is happening, or walk into the bedroom and they're huddled around a tiny beetle. She seems completely outside of the game element of the show, she's just existing within the chaos, sometimes stimming along to it, but usually just kinda minding her own business, doing her own silly little things. It's nice to see her in the background just going about her stuff as a break from the lunacy.

 

[curbside2]

Downstairs a TTS paypig is trying to break Letty. They asked that she shut the fuck up for the day. Letty asked why they're so obsessed with her. TTS responded typical narcissist response. We're not obsessed with you, we're disgusted.


Upstairs Jon is talking about missing his family and friends back home. He says that it's hard to make real friends here because people talk shit at him. But he thanks people for being supportive and watching. Jon seems like one of the few fish that has a lot of good things going on back home.

 

[Rakovnik]

I would like to note that she had trouble pronouncing "Gomorrha" among other words and Jon has a better grasp of English than her.

On the topic of biblical words, I think none of them knows what 'beget' means. When they were reading Genesis yesterday all of them seemed confused by what was going on.

 

[King George III]

Letty has received another lootbox, with more food. Some paypig is trying to fatten her up.

 

[curbside2]

Letty has been reading facts out lout for a while now. She seems to be trying to copy Jon's schtick but "with facts and knowledge." The problem is that Jon has the best selling book of all time and Letty has a pop science book.

Well, it seems to be working. Letty is sent a loot crate. But it's a little underhanded because it's full of food. She asks out loud why people would keep sending her food.

 

[CoolFool]

I don't know shit about Frank Hassle, other than the two videos I found online. It looks like his whole bit is being as annoying and confrontational as possible, with the goal being to generate maximum lulz when people react angrily or lash out violently.

With this in mind, how exactly will this play out in the fishtank? The fisttank is a very different environment compared to going to a random public place with people you've never met before. The fisttank is full of people who know who Frank is, or at least know he's a guy that's going to come there and cause "chaos", so it's not like they're going to be surprised or confused as to what is happening like strangers in public would. They will simply see another staged annoyance and put up with it. And the staff have already made it clear you can't get physical on the show, so Frank won't be able to touch the fish or vice versa.

Added to all of the above, we have seen multiple times that the staff will step in if someone gets too upset. So even if Frank does somehow manage to upset the fish, it's not like he will be allowed to continue. If Jon ends up sperging out or crying again then we'll see Frank go from annoying the fish to hugging it out.

I don't know. I feel like the best case scenario is that Jon actually ends up annoying the shit out of Frank.

 

[curbside2]

Vance goes back upstairs to do the same ole schtick. He's pulling out his notebook of trolling plans when Letty busts in after him. She is immediately suspicious. Asks what's in the notebook. Vance said it's life lessons. She asks for him to read some. Vance gets awkward and fumbles his way through making one up.

 

[King George III]

Letty being the bitch that she is, has tried to manipulate Jon into making a food bowl for her. Jon wasn't having it and just gave her suggestions on how to do it herself.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I don't know shit about Frank Hassle, other than the two videos I found online. It looks like his whole bit is being as annoying and confrontational as possible, with the goal being to generate maximum lulz when people react angrily or lash out violently.

I think I remember him saying he records a ton of footage but most of it doesn’t get used, only the extreme reactions do. Because most people either ignore him or react reasonably. Half of his shtick relies on being able to edit down his videos into an entertaining 5 minute clip. I don’t see him coming to the house being entertaining unless there’s special planned.

 

[curbside2]

Letty says when she gets home she's going to clean her room. She's going to show a before and after and feel proud. She said it's like Asmond Gold. I don't know who that is.


Someone TTS and said Asmond gold has piss bottles and Letty said he's just like her.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I don't know who that is.

A creature from the hills of Appalachia. No he doesn't moonshine.

 

[Aidan]

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Letty says when she gets home she's going to clean her room. She's going to show a before and after and feel proud. She said it's like Asmond Gold. I don't know who that is.

Asmongold is some streamer who does dumb reactions to things everyone else reacts to. As far as I know he subsists entirely off of fast food and his room is a dump.

 

[Noble Redditor]

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Letty says when she gets home she's going to clean her room. She's going to show a before and after and feel proud. She said it's like Asmond Gold. I don't know who that is.

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Someone TTS and said Asmond gold has piss bottles and Letty said he's just like her.

It's almost sad that the life she has to return to is just playing video games at her mom's house. The time spent in the Fish Tank will have absolutely no impact on her routine. A sixty day span, completely meaningless like it didn't happen at all.

 

[ChunkyKong]

I don't know shit about Frank Hassle, other than the two videos I found online. It looks like his whole bit is being as annoying and confrontational as possible, with the goal being to generate maximum lulz when people react angrily or lash out violently.

With this in mind, how exactly will this play out in the fishtank? The fisttank is a very different environment compared to going to a random public place with people you've never met before. The fisttank is full of people who know who Frank is, or at least know he's a guy that's going to come there and cause "chaos", so it's not like they're going to be surprised or confused as to what is happening like strangers in public would. They will simply see another staged annoyance and put up with it. And the staff have already made it clear you can't get physical on the show, so Frank won't be able to touch the fish or vice versa.

Added to all of the above, we have seen multiple times that the staff will step in if someone gets too upset. So even if Frank does somehow manage to upset the fish, it's not like he will be allowed to continue. If Jon ends up sperging out or crying again then we'll see Frank go from annoying the fish to hugging it out.

I don't know. I feel like the best case scenario is that Jon actually ends up annoying the shit out of Frank.

Same when Simmons was there it would've been funny because Simmons doesn't know frank and frank would just bug the shit out of that weirdo.
Now I could just see him coming in annoying letty by suggesting about here tapes (if they allow it).
Other than that like you said since everyone knows who he is and his scthick I could see the bit failing with only jon being one to humor it because he is retarded. Unless its just frank picking on a retard which I don't think would go over well for the Top J and fan favorite.

 

[Collections Agent]

Same when Simmons was there it would've been funny because Simmons doesn't know frank and frank would just bug the shit out of that weirdo.
Now I could just see him coming in annoying letty by suggesting about here tapes (if they allow it).
Other than that like you said since everyone knows who he is and his scthick I could see the bit failing with only jon being one to humor it because he is retarded. Unless its just frank picking on a retard which I don't think would go over well for the Top J and fan favorite.

Unless I had a really vivid fever dream Simmons was actually on a podcast with Frank IIRC and when Simmons was trying to justify his books and videos Frank said something along the lines of "I'm going to find you and beat you to death" lmao

 

[curbside2]

Unless I had a really vivid fever dream Simmons was actually on a podcast with Frank IIRC and when Simmons was trying to justify his books and videos Frank said something along the lines of "I'm going to find you and beat you to death" lmao

I snagged Frank’s Gumroad and the guy is pretty nuts. I wanted to see if it’s an act. But this guy was in Florida committing breaking and entering.

 

[Monkey Madness]

They will simply see another staged annoyance and put up with it. And the staff have already made it clear you can't get physical on the show, so Frank won't be able to touch the fish or vice versa.

Frank Hassle’s whole act is pretty cringe tbh and I really hope it falls flat when he turns up.

Nobody is going to pull a Boogie and draw a gun on him, fight him, or give much of a shit. They’ve all got at least $1k in Fishbucks already and he won’t/can’t do anything to them that’s worth abandoning that for. Best case scenario is Top J buck breaks him with a karaoke-mic bible reading and hassle has to just seethe.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Unless I had a really vivid fever dream Simmons was actually on a podcast with Frank IIRC and when Simmons was trying to justify his books and videos Frank said something along the lines of "I'm going to find you and beat you to death" lmao

That wasn't a dream, it was real. Mauro also had a Twitter feud with Frank for a little bit before he took another one of his signature naps.

I think Frank will be a force of destruction in the house, not really targeting anyone in particular but just being loud, annoying and getting in people's personal space like he does with his hassles. His best bits are when he's overly friendly, like sitting at someone's table and saying it's "family style."

Everyone except Jon is pretty passive so I doubt they'll react much. Dam will act pissed.

 

[Pathos]

Jon asks "Damien" if he wants to read the Bible, he says no, he's too tired and barely slept.

Is Damiel's name actually Damien? Why does Jon keep calling him that?

Edit: Also, where did Damiel sleep last night? I forgot they took his bed earlier.

He slept in the b4 closet. Please keep doing this so he won’t have the energy to act out in an objectively comedic fashion.