Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[John Andrews Stan]

Pat strikes me as the kind of sperg who, since childhood, was gripped with certainty that he’d be famous someday. A special boy with a special future!

He was right, but not quite how he imagined.

Pat thought he’d be able to parlay his book deal into other media, like film or TV. When his books were all ignored by anyone outside the Worldcon ghetto, Pat seized upon his victimhood as his real destiny.

It’s clear he thinks his stalker childing is how he becomes part of the cultural zeitgeist. If he inflicted any of this on himself, he’ll be the latest in a long line of thirsty losers to do so. It’s not unusual. But in Pat’s case it’s especially funny — and especially FAT.

 

[Meriasek]

"You can't fire me. I quit!"
"I didn't lose the lawsuit, stalker. I voluntarily withdrew the lawsuit"

"I wasn't convicted of anything. I plead no contest."

 

[siegemeister675]

The most disgusting thing about Pat (or more accurately, the people Pat parrots- he has no solid convictions of his own beyond "people who deny me my status as an amazing boy should be punished by mommy the state") is that they say "well bad thing is so bad violence is the only solution lest they commit even worse violence" whilst also being the sole arbiters of what "bad thing" actually is. To these people, Catholics who still attended church during lockdown were "Nazis". A parent pulling his child out of education because the guidance counsellor is grooming them to be a troon is a "Nazi." Someone wanting answers about why grooming gangs targeted thousands of vulnerable young girls is a "Nazi".

It's no surprise that the most bitter and scummy person we all know of- Patrick- would gravitate toward such a political ideology.

Sounds like something a Nazi would say, atalker.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I've thought about it for a bit; is the "no stalker. Enjoy prison." Thing just a self soothing tactic at this point? I mean sure to some degree what the pests are doing is harassment if the BDA case was anything to go by, but they're smart enough to spoof a number and not give any info where they can be identified. They'll never be caught unless they're more retarded than pat, and I think he knows this, it's been five years. So does he just say it to inhale massive amounts of copium combined with his OCD that he always has to have the last word?

 

[moocow]

I love his tenacity in replying to literally every single god damn message anyone ever sends him, only to reply with "NO U" every time along with his Standard Procedure Warning Count Signoff. Why do I love it? It's not just because of his inability to resist responding, or because of how predictable it always is. No, it's because I know he is seething with impotent rage as he sends every single reply. He's so pissed he's probably got tunnel vision and completely ignores the world around him as he's pawing at his phone to bang out those brilliant rejoinders.

"He'd argue with a fencepost" indeed. And he'd be foaming at the mouth in rage as he does it.

 

[Broadside]

I've thought about it for a bit; is the "no stalker. Enjoy prison." Thing just a self soothing tactic at this point? I mean sure to some degree what the pests are doing is harassment if the BDA case was anything to go by, but they're smart enough to spoof a number and not give any info where they can be identified. They'll never be caught unless they're more retarded than pat, and I think he knows this, it's been five years. So does he just say it to inhale massive amounts of copium combined with his OCD that he always has to have the last word?

It's absolutely self soothing OCD behaviour. So is his "you are mentally ill, stalker/you are going to prison stalker". The way he added several extra statements to his copy pasta and now has to keep repeating it in that exact way is classic OCD ritual behaviour, the guy's brain is fucking fried. I say all this as someone who's struggled with pretty bad OCD so I immediately recognized the behaviour.
Just imagine living with this dude, he must be a fucking nigtmare.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

What I don't get is why Fat doesn't just reply to every text he gets with the "You are going to prison stalker, you are mentally ill stalker" copypasta and then block the number. I mean he's still reminding the pests they are mentally ill felon stalkers going to prison any day now, so he isn't letting the idiots win. He must really love those conversations.

 

[Catalooger]

Patrick was molested as a child by a Big Blonde Bavarian Bull (Credit: Honey Badger on OnA for finding these on reddit)

For context: Patrick was childing Mark Pellegrino (Jacob from Lost) last night, Fat describing himself as a distinguished Nazi hunter n shit and Mark just clowning on him in response, much to Fat's chagrin.

 

[I'mThePatMan!]

I don't bring any Rick related news today friends. But I felt I had to share this feeling of flabbergastness (is that a real word? Screw it, it sounds like I feel).

I just took a gander at Pat's friend's threads, cause honestly I thought Shane and Jackie would be too one note, and not really the one-of-a-kind stupid like Pat. I thought they'd let things go, and quickly fade away.

Oh boy was I wrong! Their threads are exploding, and justifiably so! Jackie might be crazier than Pat, my God.

Forgive me if I'm redundant, for I have posted before about Pat's ability to catch insane people in his girthy orbit... but I'm wrong or is the Patverse right now in that perfect sweet spot of maximum insanity? Jackie and Shame have turboblasted the Patverse into overdrive, but we gotta remember it was already a pretty packed place! Paul Weimer, Hildy, the SFWA (@Caverlock is bringing us the goods with his little project), and so so so many secondary and tertiary* characters... it's beautiful.

Richard S. Tomlinson, I salute you. Alexander the Great might have been loved by his troops, and he and his generals might have conquered the World, but he's got nothing on your ability to assemble the greatest legion of retards this Earth has ever seen.

That's was it. Thanks for listening to the ramblings of a befuddled man.

*this week alone I've seen at least two tertiary characters challenging the Rascals to a knife fight. Fools! You'll never surpass the original Actual Tough Guy.

 

[MilkThePig]

You do wonder that there must have been a point where Patrick could have walked away, a moment that his own sense of self preservation should have kicked in a said take this loss & walk.

I've been there since the beginning with this hog and there was so many times he could've just walked away. For a long time, the only way people from the subreddit would fuck with him was on social media. The texting didn't start until after we got kicked off Reddit. All it would've taken to not keep escalating was to private his Twitter and stop responding to everything like a retard. But no, pig was determined to turn it into a war and one that he was going to win.

Nearly 5 years later and his life is the clown show that it is.

 

[Pat's Pointer Finger]

I've thought about it for a bit; is the "no stalker. Enjoy prison." Thing just a self soothing tactic at this point? I mean sure to some degree what the pests are doing is harassment if the BDA case was anything to go by, but they're smart enough to spoof a number and not give any info where they can be identified. They'll never be caught unless they're more retarded than pat, and I think he knows this, it's been five years. So does he just say it to inhale massive amounts of copium combined with his OCD that he always has to have the last word?

He MUST have the last word. You could definitely argue it's harassment but in the BDA case the judge said that he was equally threatening him and agreeing to fight. Although he does send his copypasta most of the time, he also does converse and threatens people back.

Also there have been multiple people who have chosen to self dox and Pat did nothing with it. Maybe he fears the courts won't side with him for the nth time and he'll be out more money.

People have told him time and time again that if he stopped responding the trolls wouldn't have their fun. Patposting could slowly dry up if he wasn't so terminally online and texting. This is pretty much the same for every single lolcow ever. Quiet weirdos are mostly left alone. If anything, you might be a Henry Darger and get some posthumous fame.

 

[siegemeister675]

I've been there since the beginning with this hog and there was so many times he could've just walked away. For along time, the only way people from the subreddit would fuck with him was on social media. The texting didn't start until after we got kicked off Reddit. All it would've taken to not keep escalating was to private his Twitter and stop responding to everything like a retard. But no, pig was determined to turn it into a war and one that he was going to win.

Nearly 5 years later and his life is the clown show that it is.

How many other fat leftist pigs have gotten entire subs banned for wrongthink? What ever happens to them? Nothing usually because they're smart enough to pull their 1984 bullshit anonymously, Fatrick is in this pickle because he had to let the atalkers know he was the one who did it. Fuck, and I can't emphasize this enough, Piggy Pat.

 

[MilkThePig]

The only reason this is happening to him is because he got ONA kicked off of Reddit.

Not to be a pedantic faggot but it wasn't really Pat that got us kicked off Reddit. The hefty vape enthusiast moderator that ran the original subreddit had a meltdown and decided to lock it down and then a mixture of pig and Joe Cumia DMCA'ing and reporting the shit out of every alt sub that popped up eventually led to reddit IP banning most of the users that were on those subs.

Pig of course took a victory lap on Twitter with his famous line "they work for me now". How'd that work out for you, tubby? Enjoy that payment plan to quasi.

Edit - This made me think of something funny that not everyone might be aware of. Back in the final days of the subreddit, Joe Cumia (who was the main cow back then along with pig) actually reached out to Patrick via Reddit dms and asked him if he wanted to team up to try and defeat us, to which pig responded "We're born enemies. Fuck off" (Joe is a big Trump supporter). Joe shared this info himself in one of his many rambling meltdown posts on the subreddit back then. God I wish that stupid bovine was still producing milk. He was the funnest cow ever.

 

[siegemeister675]

Not to be a pedantic faggot but it wasn't really Pat that got us kicked off Reddit. The hefty vape enthusiast moderator that ran the original subreddit had a meltdown and decided to lock it down and then a mixture of pig and Joe Cumia DMCA'ing and reporting the shit out of every alt sub that popped up eventually led to reddit IP banning most of the users that were on those subs.

Pig of course took a victory lap on Twitter with his famous line "they work for me now". How'd that work out for you, tubby? Enjoy that payment plan to quasi.

Good info but the conclusion is the same, Pat was a janny reporting faggot and instead of keeping quiet about it he bragged about it and now he's fucked so fuck him. So many other jannies get away with it, Pat deserves their punishment.

 

[OKRowling]

Why is the ONA forum still members only?

 

[TerminalTryHard]

Pat strikes me as the kind of sperg who, since childhood, was gripped with certainty that he’d be famous someday. A special boy with a special future!

He was right, but not quite how he imagined.

Pat thought he’d be able to parlay his book deal into other media, like film or TV. When his books were all ignored by anyone outside the Worldcon ghetto, Pat seized upon his victimhood as his real destiny.

It’s clear he thinks his stalker childing is how he becomes part of the cultural zeitgeist. If he inflicted any of this on himself, he’ll be the latest in a long line of thirsty losers to do so. It’s not unusual. But in Pat’s case it’s especially funny — and especially FAT.

You've really got to appreciate the real life monkey's paw situation here.

Also the monkey is fat. Very fat.

 

[Sue Lightning]

from perusing my other forum , It seems that kiwis are now texting Rick while pretending to be the lizard king. But imagine being pig and turning down a 1 on 1 ama with such a great and humble ruler

 

[siegemeister675]

from perusing my other forum , It seems that kiwis are now texting Rick while pretending to be the lizard king. But imagine being pig and turning down a 1 on 1 ama with such a great and humble ruler

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How do they know this is a Kiwi? If it is, knock it off, don't do this.

 

[Helvetia]

fatty should publish his tiny tim fic on archive of our own, if there's one thing the userbase hates, it's men.

 

[President Tonald Drump]

How do they know this is a Kiwi? If it is, knock it off, don't do this.

they could just be blaming kiwifarms for something they did. like with how they say they found their chat logs on reddit.

but it appears that either that user or someone else acting like a lizard king posted here a while back:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...er-realautomanic.65412/page-958#post-12628382