Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why video? If you're even a moderately competent singer/composer/player, you can record audio making fun of the farms - there's no way anyone would bother faking that, and it would be an epic win.

Or, you know, he could just continue doing exactly what he had been doing before and the damn thread would peter out and die, because idiots on twitter are a diamond dozen (hehehe) but performative dime-store fatrick imitations are more interesting.

 

[A Sunset]

i also find it extremely ironic that shane shares the same name as shane from stardew valley who is a massive, alcoholic asshole who you have to feed hot peppers and beer to get him to like you. one key difference is shane from sv has a job, lmao.

Shame himself actually made an appearance in the sequel, StarGoo Valley.


His character is known for being an unemployed, obese bum who creepily talks to underage children in the woods.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Come on, don't make Shane from SV like that. He at least has the room to improve and become a better person. The same couldn't be said for Fatman.

 

[3MMA]

He's into dark BDSM shit, and so is his girlfriend. I don't know to what degree - is she the sort to sign a contract declaring herself his property? To get branded or tattooed? She's likely at least to be his 'slave'. So him doing what he wants while she goes and works for money for him is their arranged dynamic. He treats her like shit and they both get off on it.

It’s always the fats who turn out to be into the BDSM stuff.

 

[A Sunset]

LOL, I think my Shame sprites got under his skin. I’m assuming he’s talking about going private - what a bitch! Don’t know if any of you follow him.

And I’m sure he’ll totally not interact with the Farms THIS time. What’s this, the third time he’s announced a week long break?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

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LOL, I think my Shame sprites got under his skin. I’m assuming he’s talking about going private - what a bitch! Don’t know if any of you follow him.

And I’m sure he’ll totally not interact with the Farms THIS time. What’s this, the third time he’s announced a week long break?

“someone shit in Worm’s cereal” “he’s lashing out” lol where?

See you tomorrow, Shame.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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LOL, I think my Shame sprites got under his skin. I’m assuming he’s talking about going private - what a bitch! Don’t know if any of you follow him.

And I’m sure he’ll totally not interact with the Farms THIS time. What’s this, the third time he’s announced a week long break?

Yeah, see you in like two hours, faggot.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

66 gigabytes

I'm pretty sure it's the other reply guy who posted that screenshot, not Shane.

And I’m sure he’ll totally not interact with the Farms THIS time. What’s this, the third time he’s announced a week long break?

The third time this, week, surely?

 

[Spunt]

That's right, run away Shane, run away from people calling you out like the pathetic little cowardly bully you are.

You'll come back though. You literally don't have anything better to do. It's us, video games or staring at you girlfriend's behemothic gunt. See you soon.

 

[AnOminous]

Well maybe you should have practiced more then Shame, because you’re playing like a kid who’s learned for 2 fucking months. And was that one of your “compositions”? You obviously just fuck around on piano at best, and yet you talk about it like you’re some skilled composer and player.

Holy shit he's worse than Russell Greer. He doesn't seem to realize what a self-own it is to claim to have played daily for 40 years and still playing like a Downie mongoloid having a seizure.

LOL, I think my Shame sprites got under his skin. I’m assuming he’s talking about going private - what a bitch! Don’t know if any of you follow him.

See you in a couple hours Shane you fat retard.

 

[RussianParasite]

Why do I get the feeling that during this “month” of no interaction with KF that he will apply to exactly zero jobs?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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Like that lasted long last time before he started pining for Worms penis.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I’m assuming he’s talking about going private

Yes, that is what he did.

Is this the 1st time where he was not thrown off of a platform due to his interactions with others?

Normally in the 20+ years of being online he's enough of an ass the mods toss him. Its why his handle in 2003 made it into urban dictionary.

 

[Not a bee]

Remember Shame you're here forever.

 

[A Sunset]

Yes, that is what he did.

Is this the 1st time where he was not thrown off of a platform due to his interactions with others?

Normally in the 20+ years of being online he's enough of an ass the mods toss him. Its why his handle in 2003 made it into urban dictionary.

Holy shit, he really did. What a literal pussy butthurt faggot. EDIT: @Mr Moonface , I think this is worthy of a new Thread Happening.

Shame, I win, forever. I hurt your sensitive feelings so much, simply by making a meme with you asking for underage nudes in StarGoo Valley, that you ran and hid.

Total Kiwi Victory.
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Also, it’s so gay and effeminate the way he talks. “I hope you’re happy - now I’m hiding my tweets. You can thank mean Worm for this ”. What Kind of man talks like this? I’ll tell you - a man soaked from head-to-toe in estrogen, with a total absence of testosterone. Time to troon out I guess, since he’s already a walking vagina.

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One more thing to consider. This is how it started:



This is how it ended:



< Pathetic.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Wow.
Big Daddy Nokes went from a firebrand pimp to a no-balls coward in a flash... and all it took was some Stardew Valley art.
That's really pathetic.

I guess that means that Worm wins.

No time for losers
Cause Worm is the Champion

 

[A Sunset]

Wow.
Big Daddy Nokes went from a firebrand pimp to a no-balls coward in a flash... and all it took was some Stardew Valley art.
That's really pathetic.

I guess that means that Worm wins.

No time for losers
Cause Worm is the Champion

He’s so buck-broken he can’t even respond now. Imagine privating your Twitter because some anon sped made a simple meme about you, using words you chose to say publicly.

I guess that Internet Tough Guy shit was just an act. I mean, we all knew it, but Shame’s so weak and sensitive that he can’t even pretend anymore on the Internet. Nigga, you’re afraid of people reading your Tweets!

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[Not a bee]

Good shit everybody.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Great job Shane, you built your moral spirit enough to gain control of your life and stop interacting. A month?! Easy...once you get through ten days you won't even think about this place and your weird sexual obsession with cartoonists.

I'll be honest with you, it's all of the porn and the BDSM stuff, that's the death of the soul, and it'll create weird fixations that you think are sexual, but is really just your heart crying out for love.

Bah, I'm bored with the bit and he's not listening, he'll never love himself. Could someone who's good at Photoshop edit a baseball card of 1980s Detroit Tigers catcher Matt Nokes, but change the "M" to an "F" and replace the bat with a giant butterknife?

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I mean, we all knew it, but Shame’s so weak and sensitive that he can’t even pretend anymore on the Internet.

It is a low rent DFE because the state going after his benefits scares him.

The sooner he DFEs and then deletes his twitter account he might avoid the state issuing a request for access to what he's been doing.