DouglasDickNuts
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that video is a funnier response than Patricks's ever come up with
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
- Thread starter Mr Moonface
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I mean, you put a button somewhere that says "Autistic" on it, odds are some autistic guy is gonna come along and click it for hours.*privates account and places KF under another time out*
*furiously rates dozens of posts as autistic since this place is his only means of social interaction*
It's somewhat sadI hope you find peace within your heart. If yoy really want some attention, you should reply to us here.
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Is it, though? Because he's the exact type to post it to urban dictionary, himself. Like those terminally online yet unnoteworthy chantards that would try to make (usually swiftly deleted) Encyclopedia Dramatica pages for themselves, back when ED was relevant. Negative attention is still attention, after all.
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Man, I leave for like 2 days and all this shit happens. I can't take 5 minutes off at this rate.
But let me get one thing straight. This post was made & posted earlier today.
This is an important sentence. Remember it for the next 10 seconds.
About 45 minutes ago, this happened.
So, let me get this straight. "No more interaction for you" > less than 6 hours later he logs in and start autistic rating stuff?
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MAO
But let me get one thing straight. This post was made & posted earlier today.
"No more interaction for you."
This is an important sentence. Remember it for the next 10 seconds.
About 45 minutes ago, this happened.
So, let me get this straight. "No more interaction for you" > less than 6 hours later he logs in and start autistic rating stuff?
L
MAO
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Every day I check back to this thread and Shame's reached a new level of shame. Now he's hiding out giving little stickers like a shy autistic kindergartner.
This is probably the closest thing to friends this poor fat special needs case has had in years.
I've said it before and will say it again: the government should disburse funds to the Kiwi Farms for helping to minister to the mentally disabled population when nobody else will.
This is probably the closest thing to friends this poor fat special needs case has had in years.
I've said it before and will say it again: the government should disburse funds to the Kiwi Farms for helping to minister to the mentally disabled population when nobody else will.
AutoClownMaker
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The PhDers in Shame will have a better idea but from what I spotted after having the entry he stopped using the urban dictionary name.
Would not shock me if he's in UseNet groups being an ass.
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54 minutes ago? That means we have 44 minutes before Willy Wonka is done playing and Shnokes rejoins us!
Shane, I just want you to know that Willy Wonka would have kicked you out as soon as they got to the chocolate river out of (justified) concern you'd have capsized the boat. You'd also have had to go on the tour alone because nobody would have wanted to be seen in public with you as your Golden Ticket guest. Don't feel too bad, though. You'd have never made it that far because you'd have eaten your Ticket before realizing you had it, not even waiting to unwrap it before devouring the candy bar whole.
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That's it, no more interaction for you, Kiwi Farms! Please ignore that account on there that is definitely not me while it rates all of your posts Autistic.
Aww Shane, buddy. It's okay, we all know you're here. Come talk to us about your hobbies, like playing Halo, or tap dancing, or getting pegged. I promise we won't bite, big guy.
Edit: there's the puzzle piece. Thanks Shane!
Aww Shane, buddy. It's okay, we all know you're here. Come talk to us about your hobbies, like playing Halo, or tap dancing, or getting pegged. I promise we won't bite, big guy.
Edit: there's the puzzle piece. Thanks Shane!
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It's kinda funny that Willy Wonka is his favourite movie when the entire moral it teaches is exactly the opposite of Shane's character. The four bad kids basically act like a blueprint for Shane. The rudeness of Violet Beauregard: check. Selfishness of Veruca Salt: check. The gluttony of Augustus Gloop: you bet your ass that's checked. The consumerism of Mike TeeVee: check. I hope the irony isn't lost on Shane.
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And Rick's favorite movie is Hook. He never grew up and, like Robin Williams, will probably eventually shed this mortal coil by his own volition. Plus he's probably swallowed at least one alarm clock.
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Do you people realize-
DO YOU REALIZE
Shane already dug into the control panel and copied the files from the server en masse?
It's over
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It's been nice shitposting with you, gentlemen.
But shane has become the iceberg to our titanic.
But shane has become the iceberg to our titanic.
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Shane is fat and boring. He's not as entertaining as Fatrick, he's not as much of a lunatic as Jackie. He's annoying because he thinks he's a big shot when he's just a fat, lazy welfare recipient. Even Movie Bob is more of a cow than Shame. Go away Shame, and do some exercise.
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Oh HO! You've activated my Trap Card, Shame!View attachment 5106327
Do you people realize-
DO YOU REALIZE
Shane already dug into the control panel and copied the files from the server en masse?
It's over
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Not only is Shame ableist, he is also islamophobic! We need to send this bigoted troll to Russia where he belongs! I heard they have plenty of butter knives there
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C'mon @KF Cruiser just post. You know you wanna.
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even if you were one of the 3 people who actually look at his tweets this wouldn't make any sense
who's worm? KF? who's Dan Mullen and why would he be on a bender? farms? why all these cow and cereal metaphors?
dance you fat ape, dance
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UH OH! What’s this I spot there? One of those stickers looks different.
Zoom in, enhance.
Uh-oh, Baby Shame gonna cry and shit his diapies!
Remember when he announced he’d be swearing off Kiwi Farms, and “no more milk”. When did he say that?
1:58 today. When did he first Negrate me?
Zoom in, enhance.
Uh-oh, Baby Shame gonna cry and shit his diapies!
Remember when he announced he’d be swearing off Kiwi Farms, and “no more milk”. When did he say that?
1:58 today. When did he first Negrate me?
Barely over 2 hours until he was back interacting.
You know the funniest part that just occurred to me? Because Shame privated his account, he can’t fight random people anymore - no one will see his tweets. And unless Fatrick follows Shame, Fat won’t either - so no more simping about his Swatting.
He just lost both of his favorite activities on Twitter because of hurt feelings.
He just lost both of his favorite activities on Twitter because of hurt feelings.
