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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Schizo Vance fucking with blind Josie is easily some of the best content they've had so far. Wish they would've come up with something else for Sylvia since I don't really think there's a way you can make being deaf that funny.
 
a great big cabbage said:
Check the bald spot. I never pay attention to Vance and I'm retarded. But the bald spot on schizo Vance looks shaved to me on the shiddy cam quality
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Yeah it could be another one, I haven't been watching very closely the last couple hours. Just noticed the specific doppelganger they were talking about using was on Twitter posting while Vance was doing his schizo shit. I did notice his outfit changed when he put on the hospital garb though.
 
Sharks throw everything off the kitchen island, Ben comes along to sweep it up. He gives the fish the silent treatment: "I'm not supposed to talk to you guys." The jannying is done in silence. Well, there's a woman yelling about her breakup in the background. Sylvia comes and helps.

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Da R00D D00D said:
Schizo Vance fucking with blind Josie is easily some of the best content they've had so far. Wish they would've come up with something else for Sylvia since I don't really think there's a way you can make being deaf that funny.
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She literally has full control of every conversation since she doesn't hear anything and could just make up whatever she wants.
And even if you hear what they are saying just misinterpret it as something funny.
 
For a solid 5+ minutes I thought the recording being played was the shmorkey recording with his parts edited out, glad I'm not the only one lmao
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I was too harsh on damial earlier, this shit was a lot funnier than it should have been, him rolling into the floor defeated was pretty good.

 
TTS (Living Room): Letty how u gonna wipe your ass?
Violetta does a slow turn to camera. "I'm pretty flexible..."
 
Mr.Bucket said:
Oh god this fucker's back. I was hoping his bit was over and he was gone forever.
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He asked Josie if Vance was acting weird lately. Damiel crawled in on his knees and said "this is the only bathroom I can use, I'm in a wheelchair." So I guess he doesn't want to play anymore.
update: He said "I don't care if I get eliminated" because of this challenge and that he thinks he's got "one more week" in him.
 
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a great big cabbage said:
doppelvance confirmed?
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possibly. he tries to continue the questioning, but sylvia butts in - with perfect comic timing - to tell josie the floor downstairs is wet because she just cleaned it, then leaves since she wouldn't be able to hear the reply.
the interlocutor gets exasperated and cuts the meeting short
 
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