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After his show last night Nick went on Politically Provoked for an hour. It was 1 hour of straight coping and defending himself while Brittany and Miyo washed his balls. I am genuinely more disgusted by how blantant and pathetic their brownnosing was, like utterly broken slaves, "Nick you handled it so perfectly", "it's a breath of fresh air how you handled it", "you're so wise for your age", "how are you so smart?"

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After that, Nick was seen in BigTech's chat defending himself
 
The fact that Nick confirmed the leaked texts were real is so stupid. He should have denied. I mean, the texts were first leaked to RPGTV, who posted them first, then Milo claimed they were real. At that point, even I had doubts they were real since some of the shit in there seemed insane. Denying the texts were real would have been the smart move. Instead, he does the worst move possible, confirming they are real, while not leaking his own texts to help exonerate himself. In the process, he actually helps Milo's narrative, and confirms that HE KNEW ALI WAS A PEDO FOR OVER A YEAR. So fucking stupid.
 
Nick's show 4/17 using cozy timestamps (show starts at 10:55)
  • 16:30 - Nick sucking himself off for getting 3,000 listeners/5,000 followers on a 30 mins old twitter account
  • Nick says he will be candid and honest tonight. I look forward to it.
  • He says none of this is really about the sex crimes, that's just a pretense to attack Nick." "This has been happening to me my entire adult life." He's listening all his feuds and cancellations. "after that, it was catboy kami" - these are not his mistakes, but unfair accusations. Also, all the reporters are out to get him.
  • 28:00 -"In both cases, they know what they're doing" re: Lance and Smiley
  • He says that Lance is probably bisexual and "this stuff happens" commonly on the right wing.
  • "It's wrong for Ali to solicit minors, it's also wrong for minors to use their sexuality to get ahead in business. "
  • Says Milo was being hysterical when telling him to cut out Ali when they were working together, and he would tell him to disavow Ethan Ralph, Laura Loomer, and others
  • He rants that "Milo wanted me to disavow Ali" saying he said he wouldn't disavow over rumors. This is a change in the story I believe.... the story used to be that Milo wasn't asking him to disavow, he was asking him to stop working with him.
  • A chatter asks "Has Ye fired Ali yet?" :lol: Screenshot 2023-04-17 at 10.20.56 PM.png
  • Saying again that Milo concealed the Smiley evidence as did Smiley and wonders if it was the play all along to conceal it from him so they can later take him down with it.
  • 33:00 - he says the story from Lance of Nick trying to get him to bury the screenshot for a job was "completely fabricated"
  • Says Lance told him when he called Nick about Ye24 that he's a depressed loser, his life is over, and his girlfriend left him.
  • Says Lance has "no text message, no screenshot, no nothing", "also no job"
  • "The actions with Smiley and Lance, I disavow that completely" says he is Catholic so he opposes that. Again saying this was buried and hidden from him and the authorities until now. "If there is more evidence, it's a very serious question, and we need to ask the question why was this concealed for over a year?"
  • Mocking the strategy Milo is using "'We got another drop prepared' -- It's not an NFT!"
  • 42:00 - Why is it only after you fall out with me that this becomes an issue?" Re: Milo but also brings it to Jaden, says that Jaden never talked about any of this until this week. LIES
  • Says these people worked with Ali more than they worked with Nick, Ali didn't even let him on stage at many Stop the Steal events
  • 44:30 - "Some people are sitting on evidence, I'm the only one saying release all of it"
  • 46:00 - seething about MTG calling him a federal informant (don't forget she also said you're a weirdo)
  • 47:00 - Says Jaden and Lance were friends for years and Jaden knew about the screenshot when it happened. "where was Jaden McNeil when this screenshot was revealed?" LMAO. He also says Jaden knew Ali first. Again saying Jaden never brought this up until now. Of course he also calls Ultros a gay pedophile, which Jaden "refuses to acknowledge"
  • 48:30 - "Nothing about this adds up": the story about Ali, his accusations, and the accusations about Nick
  • 49:30 - says Jaden's criticism don't hold up because he takes money from gay pedophile Ultros - but wait I thought Ultros was also bankrolling The Ali Files??
  • 52:00 - Seething about past attacks, says it's almost exactly a year ago since Jaden/Simon allegations, seething about people saying his viewers are fake. Rambles about how his Rumble and Twitter views show his viewers aren't fake.
  • He's mad that no one apologizes when he totally proves them wrong "with legalistic precision"
  • 56:00 - "There is absolutely a gay culture in the conservative movement and this stuff goes on all the time" He says Ryan Girdusky has hit on all Nick's friends and tried to crawl into bed with him, and told Jaden he should be a model.
  • "I'm the only one that's innocent!" "It's only in America First that [the gay culture] doesn't exist!"
  • 59:00 - "Lance was at Turning Point where they cover for pedophiles all the time!" "Lance videos still has nothing to say turning point until after they fired him and somehow I get blamed for it!"
  • 1:00:00 - he says Smiley was involved in the alt light scene with a lot of gay guys
  • 1:01:00 - he says Lance knows that he's lying because he wants attention, "he knows he made that up. he knows that he's lying. and i hope that he's happy with all that."
  • Nick is the "sacrificial lamb" for everybody's problems. "I've literally done nothing wrong. "
  • He posts the realguntguard tweet rationing MTG in chat and demands everyone 'juice'
  • 1:19:00 - Nick says he is getting tortured for being one of the people who do the right thing. He says he is putting on the armor of God.
  • 1:23:00 - calling Milo fat and a slob. He says that Milo brags about owning $25M in real estate, but that he got evicted in both Georgia and Tennessee.
  • 1;26:00 - Nick VERY gayly telling a story about Milo telling Nick "you got this one" for dinner, and how shocked this made Nick as a Catholic. He says this is because Milo is Jewish.
  • Nick tells a story about Milo showing his bank app to people to show that he has $25M and Nick believes he had added in fake assets on the bank of america app "nothing will take away that you're a sick friendless freak that feels the need to do that"
  • He says Milo promised Nick's friend a $20,000 espresso machine as wedding gift then didn't show up, then said he would pay for the wedding and registry in apology but never did
  • Nick says Milo is probably living in filth with trash all over his floor, staying in his room/bed all day -- sounds like Nick projecting?
  • He keeps giving examples of Milo doing something weird/pathetic to insist he's rich
  • 1:36:00 - "Milo thinks he's in Mean Girls"
  • 1:40:00 - Nick very dramatically saying he feels bad for Milo, painting Milo as a very pathetic insecure figure.
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  • 1:46:00 - "I love buying domains!" He says he already has the domain purchased to go after MTG in her election.
  • 1;48:00 does a joker impression about the situation, comes off very psychoScreenshot 2023-04-17 at 11.39.02 PM.png
  • 1:50:30 - talking about how bad to the bone Hitler is. cringe. "real aryan moment"
  • same thing with Josef Stalin "who said 'lets kill all the farmers today"' says it's bad to the bone because it needed to be done. "He did it because it was necessary"
  • 1:52:00 - Nick says Stalin was not a part of the Jewish World order and looks up info about how Stalin treated Jews. "He did try to combat anti semitism... that sucks"
  • 1:55:00 - "Conservative media is full of gay people"
  • To prove he's still working with Ye, Nick says he could play a recorded conversation with Ye from last week. He's said he shared some of these recordings in Domini Canes group chat. he offered to have a trusted third party review his call with Ye to prove it.
  • 1:59:00 - Superchat bashing Smiley, Nick says "all of that is true" Screenshot 2023-04-18 at 9.09.39 AM.png
  • Superchatter: have you ever been backstabbed by an italian? Nick takes out his list of people who betrayed him and counts the italians. there were 3. he counts 8 different jews that betrayed him. 0 blacks. 0 hispanics.
  • 2:02:00 - Superchat from SmileyTheFed about how he didnt talk to Daily Beast because he doesn't talk to the jewish lugenpresse, Nick bashes him in return. He says that Smiley talked to Judas Iscariot instead. He laughs at him, and talks about how funny it was that it was Smiley (does impressions of him) who got abused by Ali. Literally bursts out laughing at this. Screenshot 2023-04-18 at 9.15.47 AM.png
  • 2:05:00 - making fun of John Doyle
  • 2:07:31 - Kiwifarms gets an honorable mention in the list of forces working against Nick along with the banks, ADL, SPLC, Congress, etc
  • Nick is very sick of being persecuted. But it's okay because "what could be a better reward than being friends with Ye?"
  • 2:10:00 - Nick doing a long and annoying bit about MTG being like an angry primate
  • 2:30:00 - superchatter says Milo is a villain, Nick says no he's just a sad weirdo
  • Smiley superchats again saying if you aren't pro AF you're pro gay pedo
  • 2:34:00 - says Ye kept calling Milo his Jewish handler and Milo kept begging him not to
  • Nick says he saved Ye from Milo
  • "People like to talk about groyper generals when it's convenient but it's really just me, I"m the supreme leader" "People don't tell me no"
  • 2:42:00 - Nick is talking about how important and hard his job is, unlike his haters who have done nothing with their lives.
  • 2:46:30 - superchatter asks if he will still work with Ali, Nick declines to say he will never work with Ali and just says as far as he knows Ali isn't working with anyone because he's bowing out of public life.
  • Supportive superchat from Tenryo
  • He's getting mad at superchatters trying to join in the primate MTG joke
  • 2:52:00 - says LanceVideos has gayface. Nick Fuentes is talking about other people's gay faces.
  • 2:55:00 - says Milo is in the AF ex wives club

A taste of chat in the early show:
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Unreal that he can pivot into attacking Smiley of all people. The fact that he can actually laugh about him being abused by Ali is fucking insane. This actually crosses a line for me, always thought Nick was just wrong, misguided, and dumb, but that is actually evil shit. Nick has completely internalized his dialogs about how the leader can do no wrong, and he is now actively doing evil things for the good of 'the movement' (ie himself).
 
AF 4/18
Replay starts at about 10:35
Max viewers according to cozy: 5,197
  • Nick says he is late due to DDOS attacks, also he is tired and his head hurts and he feels sick (he thinks someone may have poisoned his beef sandwich)
  • He rants about blacks in Chicago and Chicago politicians not holding them accountable. Rants about how IQ is racial and genetic and the US is nearly over
  • Short coverage about Charlottesville attendees being arrested, Nick pretends to be scared they're after him too
  • 1;29:00 - calls John Doyle a "limp dick fornicator" and that Doyle doesn't like incels because he has a guilty conscience for fornicating.
  • 1;30;30 Lolol the groyper mind is amazing: Screenshot 2023-04-19 at 8.30.12 PM.png. This leads into rant about how Milo is a gypsy jew scammer. he says Milo "wanted to get in with the groypers and Ye24" do you think by this point Nick actually believes he's the one who introduced Milo to Ye?
  • Nick Fuentes actually says about Milo "of course it's everybody else that's the problem" ok Mr. I've Been Betrayed 30 Times
  • 1:39:00 - superchatter suggests that bisexuals are worse than homosexuals, Nick disagrees because he says homosexuals are the most toxic, damaged, and insane. (earlier in another thread I floated the idea that Nick does like women, but now I am sure he's pure homo.) "quote unquote bisexuals are a lot less toxic than gay people"
  • 1:44:00 - says he only linked up with Milo and Ali temporarily for specific reasons, but "everyone in my circle is Catholics, true believers". He says he knew Milo was a dirtbag but Milo got him MTG at AFPAC "that was the bridge for Daria at InfoWars to give me the number for Ye" Nick is cutting Milo out of his narrative of the origin of Ye24 -- it's no longer Milo that brought Nick in after Ye was linked up with Milo through InfoWars (the actual story Kanye has shared.) He scolds the superchatter for suggesting Nick did anything wrong with Ali and Milo
 
AF 4/19
Replay starts at about 7:54 on cozy
Max viewers according to cozy: 4,604
  • Talks about Matt Walsh getting "groyped"
  • 22:00 Instructs groypers to keep asking Walsh about the Jewish lobby and to ask MTG at events about Milo and his black bf living in her campaign house
  • 25:00 TikTok banning disinfo about climate change which is about austerity to benefit the elites.
  • 42:00 talks about limited opportunities for youth unless they are rich such as being a twitch streamer or OF whore, upset about cuts to benefits
  • 44:00 they want to literally make you hunger. if you don't eat meat what are you supposed to eat?
  • Next story is RFK Jr's presidential announcement
  • 54:00 Nick says that the idea of transcending the 2 party system is naïve
  • 58:00 says Dems are party of kleptocracy and war so running as an anti-war dem isn't going to work, gives example of Glenn Greenwald and Tulsi being smeared by the left, and CNN having on establishment figures/hawks. But otherwise he says RFK Jr has the package that you need: economic revitalization, "clean government", anti-war, pro-civil liberties & anti-big tech/FBI, direct the economy by the state. "I wish that would be the Trump package" but he doesn't think this will appeal to any Democrat under 60
  • 1:04:00 he says this platform is intrinsically right wing.
  • 1:06:00 "the modern left is created by the deep state"
  • 1:15:00 Nick rants about his diet and how he's only eating whole foods except for stuff like Mexican Coke with real sugar, simple ice cream, fresh cheese, bakery made bread, etc. "I'm just not interested in crackers and cookies and chips because no one ever knows what's in there." "I go to McDonalds because at least it's meat, there's some nutritional value there" and other fast food is healthy because of the beef or something.
  • 1:19:00 "I just farted and it straight up smells like poo". He resolves to have a bigmac tonight.
  • 1:25:00 ranting about seeing a hot mom of a high school friend and she talked about sports and he forgets people still like sports "you're talking about football? what?" A big problem for the first half of his life was putting up with sports.
  • 1:32:00 still ranting about sports and getting picked last for baseball and feeling alienated at super bowl parties
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  • 1:36:00 Nick says he doesn't understand the Beansoy nickname because he thinks its funny but also doesn't get how Beansoy relates to Beardson.
  • 1:41:00 Said that he talked with Ye after the instagram post
 
Highlights/clips from the last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1152 - April 24, 2023
Monologue is about Tucker Carlson.
  • 00:14:10 -- Fuentes rally was like the first Hitler rally
  • 01:00:30 -- Tucker helped Sidney Blumenthal's daughter write a hit piece about Nick
  • 01:17:45 -- Superchatter asks Nick for his opinion on parents hitting their kids. Nick goes on a long rant about how it should be acceptable for men to spank their wives and kids, particularly wives.
  • 01:23:20 -- "The age of consent stuff. That's a huge redpill." -Nick
  • 01:29:50 -- Brittany sends $500
  • 01:43:25 -- Superchatter asks Nick how he felt about Ali grabbing Ye's mic in the InfoWars interview. Nick says he "wasn't a fan of that." He pivots to Milo and says that when Ye walked out of the Tim Pool interview, Nick leapt up and followed him immediately while Milo hesitated.

America First 1153 - April 25, 2023
Monologue is about Joe Biden announcing his intent to run for reelection in 2024 and Steven Crowder's divorce.
  • 00:12:05 -- Nick is salty that Tucker never interviewed him or talked about his epic canceling. He's mad that Daniel Schmidt, former Students for Ye organizer, thanked Tucker for giving him a 45 minute interview. "How about a thank you for inviting you to meet Ye in Los Angeles? I never got a thank you for that. Not publicly, at least." -Nick, so petty and bitchy lol
  • 01:15:00 -- Nick says he's trying to eat better. He had a binge last week where he only ate beef sandwiches and hot dogs and McDonald's all week and he looked and felt terrible. He looked like shit last week but now he's eating better and has more of a "glow."
  • 01:17:20 - Superchatter says Nick had him dying last Thursday when he said he needed a tard wrangler. "I do. I do need a little bit of a tard wrangler." -Nick
  • 01:17:55 - Superchatter asks Nick to ban BigTech
  • 01:25:20 - Superchatter turned 21 a few days ago. Nick freaks out about being almost 25. He has a full on meltdown when he realizes he has to get married in the next five years. Clip:
  • 01:33:20 -- Superchatter asks if Nick made the announcement about AFPAC that he originally intended to make at the CPAC rally. Nick says no, he decided to push it back.
  • 01:36:20 -- BigTech sends in $555. "Oh, did I say I didn't like BigTech earlier? I love BigTech. He's a great guy." -Nick
  • 01:43:05 -- Superchatter says BigTech has been picking fights and undermining AF and he should be banned. Nick says Cozy is a free speech platform.

America First 1154 - April 26, 2023
Monologue is about Disney suing Ron DeSantis and the Trump indictments.
  • 00:15:45 -- Nick claims Rumble is shadowbanning him
  • 00:38:50 -- Nick hates when people say they're loyal to ideas and not leaders, particularly Trump and himself. He draws comparison to Jesus by saying you need to trust in Jesus the person in order to be saved. "When you look at what happens to Trump or Tucker or Alex Jones or Madison Cawthorn or Matt Walsh or Andrew Anglin or me, you have to realize that this is a spiritual battle, but we are the soldiers in it. (...) We're the only ones who can fight the spiritual battle, we're the only ones who can win the spiritual battle. (...) People ought to meditate on this very deeply when they freely criticize a figure like Trump." -Nick
  • 01:09:15 -- Nick can't remember Michael Moore's name
  • 01:17:10 -- Superchatter asks for prayers for Ethan Ralph. Nick was unaware that Ralph got dumped.
  • 01:17:40 -- Superchatter says that Tomi Lahren and Ella Maulding wear too much makeup. Nick says he's too autistic to tell when girls are wearing makeup, but he doesn't like the "caked-on" look.
  • 01:21:50 -- BigTech is Anakin and Tenryo is Mace Windu
  • 01:23:10 -- Superchatter asks if Nick saw the Yeezy casting call for skinheads and if he has any insider knowledge of the situation. Nick says he's "not at liberty to talk about anything confidential," but he had a conversation with Ye that day.
  • 01:23:50 -- Nick spends 20 minutes reminiscing about his high school speech team competitions
  • 01:44:30 -- Joe the Boomer sends a superchat complaining about Brandt not loving him back. Nick tries to console him. "It's her loss, king. It's her loss. Let's go out. Let's go grab a beer, okay? You don't need her!" -Nick
  • 01:46:15 -- Superchatter says he does fascial stretch therapy for a living and asks Nick if he would ever do a session with a stretch therapist. Nick calls him a creep and says he doesn't like to be touched. He "feels raped" by the question and says "I apologize, Smiley, I apologize." He also calls the superchatter a pedophile because Nick is a "childlike" 24-year-old man. "You think I'd be like, oh yeah, that sounds great. Oh, stretch me out." -Nick. Clip:
 
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How much of this do you think is the truth about Simon?
 
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How much of this do you think is the truth about Simon?
Probably a lot of it, from Nick’s perspective. IDK. I run a business, not a political one but yeah. I’ve learned that, if you have a vision for how you want things to go, you need to be very specific about what you want. “I didn’t know that’s what you wanted.” Wish I had a dollar for every time I heard that! And details you assume are common sense, often aren’t.
Nick’s problem is he ultimately didn’t fire Simon because, despite his apparent incompetence, Nick saw Simon as loyal and kissed his ass, which is the main thing Nick cares about (ego and flattery), competence and efficiency is secondary to that. If that’s how you run things, then you’re gonna continue to be disappointed by the outcome of their work.
 
Highlights/clips from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1155 - May 3, 2023
Monologue is about Twitter banning people and Ron DeSantis going to Israel.
  • 0:16:20 -- Nick got in two car accidents in two weeks. He crashed his new Mustang convertible two weeks ago and crashed his old Mustang convertible last week. The first crash was a fender bender with a teenage girl. Nick says he's always getting into car chases and he had to "chase down" the girl who hit his car. The second crash, Nick swerved out of the way of a car that cut in front of him and hit a semi truck.
  • 0:22:35 -- Nick isn't going to read superchats today
  • 0:24:10 -- talks about Sneako collab, possible collab with Leafy tomorrow
  • 0:27:05 -- Feeling like Howard Hughes with paranoia
No superchats.

America First 1156 - May 4, 2023
Monologue is about atheist redpill culture, bank closings, and the Proud Boys convicted of sedition.
  • 0:23:25 -- still in pain from the car accident
  • 0:24:45 -- No stream with Leafy today. Nick called into Pearl's stream
  • 0:42:25 -- Hitler was the highest value man of the last century
  • 1:21:45 -- "I've always advised you against being in militias or groups and breaking laws" -Nick
  • 1:24:20 -- "Whoever decides to run in '24, if it's the existing candidates, if it's yet unannounced candidates, we've got to do everything in our power to make sure that somebody favorable gets in." -Nick
  • 1:25:55 -- Superchats. Nick doesn't put his headphones on because he "doesn't want to."
  • 1:29:20 -- Nick talks some more about the car accident
  • 1:32:45 -- Superchatter asks why Ye shops at Balenciaga. Nick says Ye is a a fan of the lead designer Demna. Nick thinks Balenciaga is "awesome."
  • 1:35:20 -- Nick is too "cute, funny and random" to be replaced by AI
  • 1:36:00 -- Nick tells a story about how he nearly quit livestreaming in 2017
  • 1:39:05 -- "And since then, yeah, it's been over many, many, many times, right? But, you know, it's not over until I say it's over. I'm like Walter White. It's not over until I say it is. (...) That's me to you. That's me to the audience. The audience is being gaslit constantly. They're like, you know, Nick is terrible. Nick is corrupt. Nick is, he's all these things. And I go to the audience. Listen, you were not done until I say we're done here." -Nick
  • 1:50:10 -- cringe Harry Potter larper superchat
  • 1:57:50 -- Nick got upset with his friend for saying "white boy"
  • 2:00:30 -- If Nick saw his 12 year old son doing "urban" TikTok sounds and TikTok dances he would beat him and scream at him
  • 2:03:20 -- Nick complains about Jaden using shorthand like "sup" and "gonna" in text messages
  • 2:05:00 -- Nick tries to make himself more interesting by telling stories about his Chicago Italian ancestors
  • 2:11:25 -- In what was surely a disappointing experience for everyone involved, child Nick went to a Wolves game with his dad and they had to leave early because the buzzer freaked lil Nick out.
  • 2:13:10 -- Superchatter says he broke his collarbone once and it was agonizing. Nick says the doctor at the hospital wanted to give him morphine, but he refused and only took Tylenol. He also claims his follow-up doctor was "kind of redpilled" because he was a fan of Glenn Greenwald and Joe Rogan.
  • 2:18:05 -- More about the crash. Nick claims that after he got out of the car, a bystander woman hugged him??
  • 2:24:10 -- First and only superchat mentioning Milo. Superchatter calls "Milo the biggest sadist to ever live" and says "it's not over until Nick says it's over." Nick says "true" and quickly moves on.

America First 1157 - May 5, 2023
Monologue is about the Trump rape trial deposition and the homeless man who was killed by a passenger on the New York subway.
  • 0:14:05 -- Nick didn't want to do a show tonight because there was nothing going on in the news
  • 0:58:15 -- Superchats
  • 1:00:55 -- Seething over Joe Kent
  • 1:04:10 -- Superchatter asks if it would be justified to do something immoral (e.g. make porn) in order to make money and use the money to get Christians elected. Nick says that is a terrible idea and that sin "should be avoided at all costs."
  • 1:17:50 -- Milo posts in chat "I forgive you Nick." Nick ignores the message. Clip from MisterWukang:
  • 1:19:55 -- Nick is getting "stir crazy" waiting to heal
  • 1:27:35 -- Most people live their lives expecting that they'll survive to old age, but Nick lives like he could die any day and he has "no regrets." He says he "didn't expect to live to be 25."
  • 1:32:40 -- Superchatter says he's turning 21 tomorrow. Nick says he regrets taking himself too seriously in his teenage years, and he wishes he was more carefree and open to new experiences back then.
  • 1:36:10 -- Superchatter asks why Ye brought back Milo and fired Nick. Nick casually says he'll "probably" address that "sometime next week." Clip from MisterWukang:
  • 1:49:15 -- Superchatter says nobody is impressed with him anymore since he turned 19. Nick says Stefan Molyneux was very impressed with him when he was 18, but now that he's 24, nobody cares (although Charles Johnson said he was young, so he's "still hanging in there").
  • 1:53:35 -- Superchatter's girlfriend wants a "groyper shoutout" for luck on her college finals. Nick says "that's bait" and refuses.
  • 1:54:30 -- This was a tough week. Nick will be back on Monday next week.
 
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Fuentes addresses Milo re-joining the YE24 campaign, possible FEC violations.

 
BigTech donated another $555. Beaky Bimbo donated $556.

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Beansoy donated a whopping $20.

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Ralph and Weaslefat donated absolutely nothing.
 
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Highlights from last week. Timestamps are from the Cozy VODs.

America First 1172 - June 5, 2023
Monologue is about Kevin McCarthy and Marjorie Taylor Greene, specifically MTG's campaign to get 40,000 hours of January 6 surveillance footage released.
  • 0:14:10 -- Nick got a haircut. He was getting to a mental breaking point because his hair was too long. "Some people, they leave the house in sweatpants. They don't care how they look." -man who wore a trash bag and rubber boots to CPAC
  • 0:15:20 -- Nick is "starting to get a little fat." He says he hasn't eaten in four days (well, besides some cookies). "Tell me I look handsome tonight, because I really need it." -Nick
  • 1:33:20 -- Superchats
  • 1:34:45 -- Nick assures the audience that he's drinking water, NOT alcohol
  • 1:38:25 -- Superchatter asks Nick how his recovery from the car crash is going. Nick says he's doing a lot better; he "walked away with brutal injuries and healed miraculously."
  • 1:40:05 -- Superchatter asks Nick how his day was. Nick says he had a "weird dream" last night but doesn't elaborate. He says he watched Keith Woods videos. Nick is glad that Keith Woods is Irish, because Nick is very competitive and he would feel the need to destroy Keith if they were both vying to be "the next Hitler in America."
  • 1:44:25 -- Nick talks about the "transition with the people that surround [him]" that happened over the last couple of years. Nick says his critics were correct, he surrounded himself with "sycophants and people that really were not smart." His old assistant (who quit in December 2021) told him he relied too much on "ecelebs," and Nick agreed, but he had nobody to replace them with. But over the last year, Nick has cultivated a new inner circle "that you guys don't even know." Circle includes Keith, Jon Miller (an "off-the-charts genius" and alleged homosexual), Brandt, Chief Trumpster, Wendell, BookCat, and Andrew Anglin.
  • 1:49:50 -- Nick claims he had a phone call with Kanye "weeks after" Milo tried to get Kanye to disavow Nick publicly. Kanye said he believes God put people in his circle for a reason. Nick believes God put all his betrayers and backstabbers in his circle for a reason.
  • 1:57:25 -- Superchatter says Barry (HBO show) is "J-woke." Nick is insulted by the assumption that he'd watch a show just because it was antisemitic. "What's wrong with you? Why don't you go out and touch grass? Touch grass, you freak. Rizz-less, unfuckable incel. Go outside and touch some grass for me, will ya? Freak. Just be normal. How hard is it to be normal? Yeah, Jews control the world. Yeah, they work for the Devil. Now go out and touch some grass, okay?" -Nick, without a hint of irony
  • 2:03:50 -- Superchatter says Nick looks cute. "Thanks. I feel cute. I feel cute tonight." -Nick
  • 2:07:30 -- Superchatter "RickJamison" asks Nick for advice on how to find a good Catholic wife. Nick glares at the camera, is silent for a moment, then sighs. "Do you understand how much of the stress in my life comes from this part of the show? Every other time in my life, I'm pretty happy-go-lucky. Then I do this show, and I get these people. They give me three dollars and they're like, 'Nick! Any tips on how to find a Catholic wife?' No, I don't have any. I'm not married. You think I know where to... Listen pal. I don't know. How about you go and look for her. Okay? Your guess is as good as mine. I can't tell you where to find a [baby voice] 'cute trad-Cath wife.' I cannot help you with that. Okay? You're going to have to do that one on your own. (...) That's the number one question I hate, because what you're really asking is, 'Give me an excuse to have sex with some slut.' Or something." -Nick
  • 2:10:20 -- RickJamison asks another question about marriage. Nick glares at the camera again. "I love how like, I give my life to talk about this stuff, I do a show about this, and then people are like asking me for dating advice. Like, is that what you're thinking about right now? I just did a whole show about like, you know, whatever, and niggas be like 'Yeah yeah yeah, anyway, where can I get pussy, bro? Where can I get some trad-Cath pussy?' I don't know, dude. Do I look like a guy who knows where the pussy is at? Do I really? Do I strike you as a guy that knows where all the pussy's at? For crying out loud." -Nick
  • 2:16:10 -- RickJamison sends another superchat to clarify that he is not a coomer, he just wants to find a Catholic wife who won't divorce him. Nick puts his head down on the desk in defeat.

America First 1173 - June 6, 2023
Monologue is about Tucker Carlson's new show on Twitter and the Russia-Ukraine war.
  • 0:35:20 -- Nick refers to Kanye as "Kanye," not "Ye"
  • 1:22:15 -- Superchats
  • 1:29:40 -- Superchatter sends $100 and says ever since he started watching the show, he's become more antisocial and annoyed with interacting with people. He asks Nick how he has a "naturally happy disposition" (lmao). Nick disagrees and starts detailing how much of a miserable cunt he is. "I think I'm extremely moody. I'm extremely moody and I have a very short fuse. And I'm extremely easily agitated, as you can tell by this show. But if you knew me in person, everyone who's close to me knows this about me, and I wish I wasn't this way, but I have a hair trigger. Like the littlest things set me off. And I just have a horrible temper. And I'm so moody. If I'm in a good mood, I'm in a good mood. But that can change very quickly. And then I'm in the worst mood ever. And that's why I like to be alone all the time, because when I'm alone, I can control my environment and I'm always in a good mood. When other people start coming into the equation, then they start doing stuff that pisses me off. When people start coming into the equation, they start talking too much, or they say something that irritates me, or they fuck with my schedule. Like little, little, little, little things." -Nick
  • 1:32:25 -- Nick hates making facial expressions in conversation
  • 1:34:40 -- Nick thinks his diet is to blame for his bad attitude. He says he's trying to starve himself a little bit because he's starting to get fat.
  • 1:36:00 -- "I love the people around me. But I'm often abusing them because they're the closest to me and as such, you know, I'm like, I'm elbowing them. I'm like, get out of my way. You know, metaphorically speaking." -Nick
  • 1:37:10 -- "I'm angry. And I'm uptight and I'm very anxious. I'm neurotic. I'm a neurotic guy. I'm a pretty neurotic guy. Because I'm a genius, so it sort of goes with the territory." -Nick
  • 1:53:00 -- Superchatter mentions Al's, a Chicago restaurant. Nick says he hasn't had Al's in a long time, and the last time he had a beef sandwich it made him sick. He says he's been eating Thai food recently because it's healthier than garbage fast food. "I was just binging hot dogs, telling beef, cheeseburgers, wings, fried chicken. I was just going crazy. I love all that stuff. And I kept barfing, or getting close to it, because I was eating these beef sandwiches." -Nick
  • 1:56:05 -- Superchatter "Virginian" says "obligatory super chat that's hopefully not cringe and just me saying o7 and God bless you Nick." Nick mocks him and calls him a pickme. "No, no, your pussy's amazing! your pussy's fire, girl!" -Nick
  • 1:59:00 -- Superchatter says when you starve yourself you lose muscle mass, and says the best way to lose fat is to track calories and eat protein. "You're gay. You're gay. So let me get this straight. Let me get this straight. So if I was actually starving to death, you're telling me that like, like, what? I wouldn't get skinnier? If I was starving to death, I wouldn't get skinny. That's why there's a lot of fat anorexic people. It doesn't even make any sense. I love when people say that. They're like, if you starve yourself, you won't get skinny. Really? What's anorexia? Cringe. Anytime you say anything about diet, people come in, 'Oh actually!' I don't wanna hear it, dude. I'm not gonna eat. I want to get skinny. I'm not gonna eat." -Nick
  • 2:01:45 -- Virginian says "ok whatever o7 lol". Nick says "seethe bitch, seethe," and says Virginian is acting like a woman.
  • 2:04:00 -- Virginian says "I just want to make it clear I am indeed a dude. I will gladly take the L now see y'all tomorrow." Nick says he's just giving him a hard time for content. "You see what I do? You see, I'm a monster. I'm the anti-hero. I'm Taylor Swift's Anti-Hero. I gotta go see that concert. I gotta go. Apparently she performs Anti-Hero. I gotta go see that. My two favorites, Delicate and Anti-Hero." -Nick
  • 2:05:10 -- Nick says he had 10 chicken wings for dinner and he's starving. He hadn't eaten anything for 36 hours before the 10 chicken wings for dinner.

America First 1174 - June 7, 2023
Monologue is about the Republican primaries, the pedophile ring that got busted on Instagram, and the Trump indictment.
  • 1:11:20 -- After ranting about child sex abuse for 25 minutes, Nick clarifies "as far as the pedophile thing is concerned." He says there's "all the difference in the world" between adolescents getting married and child sex abuse. "A lot of people have said, 'Well you're a pedophile' to me because I've said 'Well, hey, 17-year-olds are kind of hot.' And probably it makes sense to not have the age of consent be as high as it is. Maybe it should be 17, 16. If you're talking about marriage, and I've said that we have to get back to a society that views sexual morality in terms of marriage, not in terms of consent, as that gets rid of every problem." -Nick
  • 1:13:20 -- Nick's argument for teen marriage boils down to: sex should only happen in marriage, teens want to have sex, so therefore teens should get married. "Are we supposed to expect them to be celibate through that whole period and then get married when they're 25? When their hormones start to go down and they don't have a high libido? That just doesn't even make biological sense, it doesn't make moral sense." -Nick, a 24-year-old virgin who plans to marry at 30
  • 1:34:20 -- Superchats
  • 1:42:05 -- Superchatter says he filed reports to Gumroad for "every instance of the usage of the N-word and TND promotion" on BAP's podcast. Nick thanks the superchatter and says everyone in the audience should go report BAP's podcast.
  • 1:47:10 -- Virginian says "yo o7 sorry about yesterday. God bless." Nick says "that's all right, buddy."
  • 1:47:40 -- Superchatter says he heard AFPAC 4 is no longer happening in July and asks if something will take its place. Nick says he hasn't made any announcements about that yet and tells him to "stay tuned."
  • 1:49:30 -- Superchatter says he 100% agrees with making sex before marriage illegal. "I didn't say that." -Nick

America First 1175 - June 8, 2023
Monologue is about the Trump indictment and Lauren Southern.
  • 0:17:10 -- "Women are out of control. Women have gone insane. We need total woman death. Forget about total N death. I love black people. We need total woman death." -Nick
  • 0:19:00 -- Nick believes Lauren Southern is secretly Jewish
  • 0:31:30 -- Nick makes fun of Lauren for posting about her divorce online to "heal." (at least she didn't do a dozen Twitter spaces about it and diagnose her ex-husband with Klinefelter's...)
  • 0:57:00 -- Nick says one of the major reasons he and James Allsup fell out was because James wanted to collaborate with Lauren, and Nick was against it. Nick didn't want to compromise by collaborating with someone who was "not even really that redpilled."
  • 1:06:35 -- Nick brings up Steven Crowder's divorce as another cautionary tale. "The Crowder thing was never gonna work. You gotta find somebody that you're not just compatible with, and share the same values, and you get along, but you gotta find somebody that you are going to be with that person for a long time. And you're both on the same page, you have the same goals, you have the same idea of where you want to go." -Nick (from that point of view, clearly a 16-year-old is a safe choice.)
  • 1:10:15 -- Jaden mention. "She says, 'I want other influencers to be able to be vulnerable too.' No, you don't. That is the biggest load I have ever heard in my life. When last year, I was going through all that drama when one of my employees went on another stream and freaked out and was trying to throw me under the bus, she was making fun of me. (...) Not that I needed sympathy, but it's like, stop the cap." -Nick
  • 1:11:00 -- Nick says Lauren's life is ruined because she's a 27-year-old single mom ("she don't look like a kid anymore") and nobody is going to want to marry her. (let's be real, she has a better chance of getting remarried than Nick has a chance of getting married, period...)
  • 1:15:10 -- Long rant about divorce
  • 1:26:35 -- Superchats
  • 1:29:30 -- Nick is banned from banned.video
  • 1:29:55 -- Nick explains the car accident again
  • 1:33:35 -- Superchatter gives advice on how to report BAP's Gumroad without paying for BAP's content. He gives a specific episode number and timestamps to report. "Listen, generally, I'm against it, but in this case, it's justified because he reported me. He got me banned. And also he's a Jew. So he's got it coming." -Nick
  • 1:35:30 -- Superchatter asks if Nick has the inside scoop on when AFPAC is happening this year. Nick says "okay" and moves on.
  • 1:39:30 -- Superchatter says the age of consent should be lowered only after porn is outlawed; Nick agrees.
  • 1:46:20 -- Superchatter asks if Nick wished Kanye a happy birthday yesterday despite their differences. "Of course, yeah, no, and I don't, listen. There's no... we don't really have any differences. I mean, listen. I didn't like the blasphemy. I didn't like, obviously, the cross being used in the way that he used it, but I don't have any problem with him. There's no beef. So yeah, of course." -Nick
  • 1:58:30 -- Nick wants an Asian wife. He says he went to a Thai restaurant and the hostess bowed at him, and that made him want to marry her. This leads into another rant about how he doesn't want to get married. "I don't want to get married right now. Like, I'm going to. Probably. But I really don't want to, like it seems like a big chore. And honestly, I'd prefer not to. I just... I want kids. Otherwise I would just have no interest in that, because I like to be alone. I like to be alone in my place. I like to drive alone. The last thing I need is some woman. Women, they just like... there's just all this carrying on, and making noises, and things, and anyway. So, I don't like the idea." -Nick
  • 2:00:00 -- Nick says Asian women are superior to white women (as evidenced by Michelle Malkin, Gina Florio, and some lady on TikTok). "I just gotta find a woman who's very young and doesn't speak English." -Nick
  • 2:03:15 -- Nick imagines an alternate history where he never sided with Baked Alaska over RPG. "What would the timeline look like? He'd probably be living here right now. He would have a Cozy channel. He'd be living here. He would be... he'd be an America First intern. He'd be at the rallies. That's so funny to think about." -Nick
  • 2:05:15 -- RickJamison says it's nice to hear Nick's views on marriage. Nick says thanks, but warns Rick he probably shouldn't listen to him because he's not married.
 
Nick wants to have kids for the same reason as Ralph. He just wants 'heirs' to his little 'empire.' How much he goes on about being child like as well makes me think having a child would just be childlike innocence and playing roblox or something, not the hard stuff like teaching them, feeding them, or any of the hard interactions like holding a baby while it cries for an hour, getting up at 3 am because your kid had a nightmare, etc. Anything that involves responsibility at all he eschews.
 
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