Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

OP bros...

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@KF Cruiser I know you normally need things spelt out for you, like saying the post was a joke or negrating everyone, so I'm gonna give you a quick tutorial.

So after you rated my post autistic, look a little bit to the right of the rating and you'll see a button saying "Reply". Click on that and it'll take you to a textbox with my post in a quote. Under that quote, just copy and paste the following:
You're a fat faggot loser like everyone else on this site.
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Then hit "Post Reply" and you're all good! That's all you need to do Shane.
 
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SpiceyHuman said:
He's constantly monitoring this thread whilst several dozen of us idly post when we have the time in our busy and fulfilling lives.
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The fucking reacts on your post…..my ribs.

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I just imagine this little fat fedoralord in the corner, watching everyone laughing at him in a group and hopping up and down in anger while he gets ignored.
 
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internet friend said:
Then hit "Post Reply" and you're all good! That's all you need to do Shane.
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For reference, this is what happens when you push the button.
For further clarity, this is the button that only niggas with >0 testosterone can click:
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Don't worry @KF Cruiser I'm on the phone with Keffals right now, and he says his bath tub is stocked. We can still make this happen.
 
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Come one come all for the next great saga in the endless war between Lolcows and their Alogs:

We started with the classic, Chris Chan versus Clyde Cash. We've since seen slobberknockers between Cyrax and Music Biz Marty and witnessed underdogs rise to the occasion when @Null mogged Keffals. We've watched complete shit shows like Ethan Ralph versus the world and tragic tales such as Idubbbz versus his self respect. We've been through so much already, yet the show must go on. And now my fellow Kiwis... for the next great cripple fight:

In the lolcow corner, sucking in his gut at 265 pounds and hiding behind a Dan Mullen avatar... @KF Cruiser

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The winner of the prestigious 2022 Julay who somehow finds this boring faggot interesting... @I'm Just A Worm



EDIT: @KF Cruiser this behavior makes it difficult for me to remain an impartial referee, but since I'm a business professional, I'll overlook this transgression:
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Shane, can you please play Crazy Frog on your keyboard. If you rate this autistic then you are admitting that you cannot play Crazy Frog.

ETA Islamic also means that you cannot play Crazy Frog, very sad :(
ETA AGAIN changing it to political sperging does not prove to me that you can play Crazy Frog though
ETA A THIRD TIME changing it to disagree means that you are going to serenade us with Crazy Frog and if you don't you are a liar
 
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Phucket said:
Come one come all for the next great saga in the endless war between Lolcows and their Alogs:

We started with the classic, Chris Chan versus Clyde Cash. We've since seen slobberknockers between Cyrax and Music Biz Marty and witnessed underdogs rise to the occasion when @Null mogged Keffals. We've watched complete shit shows like Ethan Ralph versus the world and tragic tales such as Idubbbz versus his self respect. We've been through so much already, yet the show must go on. And now my fellow Kiwis... for the next great cripple fight:

In the lolcow corner, sucking in his gut at 265 pounds and hiding behind a Dan Mullen avatar... @KF Cruiser

versus

The winner of the prestigious 2022 Julay who's somehow finds this boring faggot interesting... @I'm Just A Worm

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We all know how this matchup is going to end up.

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Just imagine the guy on the ground being 300 pounds heavier, with a bowling-ball gut and covered in back hair.
 
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Alabaster Disaster said:
@KF Cruiser Look you clearly have us on the ropes so please show some humanity and refrain from hitting us with Mad at the Internet stickers. The worst insult a farmer can endure is the dreaded tophat. It even docks two whole points from our Good Boy Score. For each one!
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Shane is the only one here that's MATI
 
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Black Cat2 said:
This dude is so predictable lmao. Wonder how he's gonna survive not being able to defend Jackie now that his account is private.
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Don’t forget, he can’t self-soothe by talking about Star Trek or bitching about Elon Musk, either. Also no jumping in on random conversations to start fights with conservatives, or normal working class people.

Remember, nobody follows him so if he doesn’t start fights or orbit Jackie he gets no attention.

And he can’t admit openly why he’s gone private, because all he does is call other people snowflakes and cowards. He also can’t correcT the record on his Kiwi Farms thread.

It’s fucking tough.
 
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