Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Who here thinks Chris put his own navy in it to make crystal. Cause I think he's had to have dunnit
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Thanks for that...

Fungal Shambler said:
Chris was already a testament to the constitution of the human body. As fragile as we seem, his body has survived his dumbass piloting it for some 30 odd years. As concerning as a wound like that is, I'm fairly certain some event will force him into a hospital situation. Or he'll just die, and he'll have had a better run than the millions of people who were smarter and healthier, and died way younger.
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His relative youth is basically the only thing that has kept him out of the hospital or the morgue given his habits. These habits will have a much greater impact on Chris as he gets older. His behavior up to this point has already set him up for a really bad time once he crosses the threshold into his 40s. He might escape some of the more unpleasant consequences if he got his shit together in a hurry, but it's Chris, so that's never going to happen.

He'll be listening to hypnosis videos on "how to decrease your dangerously high blood pressure" or "Cure your type II diabetes in 30 minutes a day!" before all is said and done.
 
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I personally don't know if Chris' infection could kill him. I don't know how bad it is (because I refuse to look at those pictures), or how long he's had it, or what he's currently doing to it because he believes it's a vagina.

But I do know that ignoring an infection is never a good idea, and Chris is in outright denial, despite several people trying to get him to get some medical care. So while I don't want Chris to die from this, if he did, it would entirely be his own fault for sticking his head in the sand.
 
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repentance said:
Nah, people have consistently said that this is *potentially* serious. This is not a medical emergency at the moment. It's preferable that Chris sees a doctor, but he doesn't need to be heading to the ER right now.

The reaction Chris got to his revelation almost guarantees that he won't post about any negative changes to the wound, and that is concerning - we just have to hope that he recognises any complications as necessitating medical care. At the end of the day, though, nobody's feelings about this except Chris's are going to influence the outcome.
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Well, the wound has to evolve. Either it will get better or it gets worse.

Right now it is an odd wound that looks slightly like a vagina. When it evolves it presumably evolves away from that state. Which hopefully makes Chris more amenable to seeking medical attention, even if that is to figure out what is wrong with his vagina.

On the other hand, the risk is that the negative attention he got, which was largely well meaning, has convinced him that medical experts will not understand his vagina and might do something to get rid of it.

Hopefully, before it gets too serious either he will have come to his senses a little or someone will have found a successful way of intervening. Chris has been convinced of so many ridiculous things over the years of trolling. Maybe someone will convince him of this.
 
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So, as was mentioned in a seperate (now locked thread) Chris claimed that he faked it and that there was no abscess (late, I know).

Call me optimistic, but I'm just surprised he didn't spin it into another begging video- I mean, he's spun plenty of lies to get money, but here he has a gaping fleshy infection-tunnel and he doesn't ask for a single cent.
 
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Cuntster said:
So... no, giving bogus advice or no advice to a moron who thinks an abscess is his new TRUE and HONEST labia is not murder. Hell it's not even a crime.

But let's be honest, Chris's best lolcow years are behind him. Compared to Chris in his prime the content he provides now is weak at best and that's mostly due to the same autistic nerds who interfere with him much like the people who are freaking out about his ridiculous gaping wound. I've always been content to sit back and watch whatever happens to Chris as a silent observer. However now there are brain-dead spazzes here who feel the need to fuck around with Chris's situation for some unknown reason. He's not your mother or your little sister, white-knighting this twit is beyond ridiculous.

I'm more embarrassed by the reactions I've read from people over the past 2 days than any of the shit Chris has divulged in the past. If you're such wonderful people go and work in a soup kitchen, or get a job and throw it towards a charity that does decent work. Sitting there posting "oh noes I don't want much Chrissy to dies :(" isn't compassion, it's a weak attempt at trying to appear compassionate with the bonus of being able to act self-righteous about it.

Literally; who gives a fuck, really? Sit back and enjoy the show and leave the fake empathy to the SJW scum on Tumblr.
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Be calm dude. If this is what gave you second hand embarrassment on the farms, then you haven't been here long enough. It's not that deep. Well... the hole might be, but this conversation isn't.
 
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Not even looking at that picture because today is a good day, damn you.

I've only got basic first-aid and wound knowledge so forgive me for asking, but are abscesses want to make a hole though? I've always been under the assumption they swell up like a pimple or a boil would, as opposed to collapsing well below the surface of the skin.

-Assuming it's not prodded, rubbed, or had dildos and godbear knows what else shoved against it. This is Chris and it doesn't surprise me that the fuckass irritated it to the point it's an actual wound.
 
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I don't know though. The wound proper is 2 years old now right? It may have abscessed already(formed the hell crater) and healed over in a keloid scar giving it that horrid red appearance. Even slow healers (those witg diabetes) stuff usually heals over within a year. That and usually if someone has a serious abscess they opt to have plastic surgery to make the crater go away. Fuck if I know what that shit looks like without the skin put back over it. Necrotic tissue is horrifying. No one wants that shit and Chris would be too afraid it'd scare away China

Despite the optimism in this I would suspect if this was a past development (the gaping hole) and not a recent one Chris would have bragged about it lonnnnnng ago. The fact that he is now bragging about it, and it looks like hell makes me think its a recent development, that he's agitated that wound for so long that it never has healed.


EDIT: Not a keloid. I took another look at it and that's just me not wanting Chris to die. That shit is abscessed the fuck out. It's a mystery on how Chris pulled it off after two years but Chris did something o abscess it and it's indefinitely recent. Taint abscesses don't end well if untreated. Colon= one of the most direct pathways to the bloodstream.
 
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Sable said:
So, as was mentioned in a seperate (now locked thread) Chris claimed that he faked it and that there was no abscess (late, I know).

Call me optimistic, but I'm just surprised he didn't spin it into another begging video- I mean, he's spun plenty of lies to get money, but here he has a gaping fleshy infection-tunnel and he doesn't ask for a single cent.
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On a similar note, is it possible he doesn't want to get it checked out because it will cost him money he doesn't have? I don't know what kind of insurance Chris has (most likely Obamacare), but I have fairly good insurance through my job, and if I go to the hospital, I still have to pay a minimum of $200. That's $200 that could go to a nice, big lego set. Chris already knows he has expenses that need to be met at the bare minimum before he can buy his toys, so is it possible he's ignoring this because this would just be another thing cramping his lego-spending budget?

Or is it really that he doesn't have a concept of his own mortality? Like someone once said in this thread, he didn't recall Chris has ever gotten really sick aside from the occasional cold. Is it possible that because Chris hasn't had much happen to him in the way of medical issues, that he doesn't even factor that line of thought into his mind?
 
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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
Confirmed yes? Cause that's a game changer on this thread
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We don't have proof, but knowing Chris, that's completely something he'd do.
Like, aside from him saying that canonically in his Sonichu world he impregnates himself with his own cum, he'd definitely be playing with his """vagina""" because "other girls do it" and to "help it grow".
 
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Galvatron said:
On a similar note, is it possible he doesn't want to get it checked out because it will cost him money he doesn't have? I don't know what kind of insurance Chris has (most likely Obamacare), but I have fairly good insurance through my job, and if I go to the hospital, I still have to pay a minimum of $200. That's $200 that could go to a nice, big lego set. Chris already knows he has expenses that need to be met at the bare minimum before he can buy his toys, so is it possible he's ignoring this because this would just be another thing cramping his lego-spending budget?

Or is it really that he doesn't have a concept of his own mortality? Like someone once said in this thread, he didn't recall Chris has ever gotten really sick aside from the occasional cold. Is it possible that because Chris hasn't had much happen to him in the way of medical issues, that he doesn't even factor that line of thought into his mind?
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I'm assuming because they both have zero income he has Medicaid or whatever the free health insurance is.

Thanks Obama.
 
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RagtimeRoastBeefy said:
I don't know though. The wound proper is 2 years old now right? It may have abscessed already(formed the hell crater) and healed over in a keloid scar giving it that horrid red appearance. Even slow healers (those witg diabetes) stuff usually heals over within a year. That and usually if someone has a serious abscess they opt to have plastic surgery to make the crater go away[...] Necrotic tissue is horrifying. No one wants that shit and Chris would be too afraid it'd scare away China

Despite the optimism in this I would suspect if this was a past development (the gaping hole)[...]


EDIT: Not a keloid[...]
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I think it's been staying open due to him fucking with it constantly. I could argue that his use of rubbing alcohol is what's causing the fissure to stay open, as the use of it can often kill the cells attempting to repair it. He would have more likely been better off using a saline of some sort. Though, I'd be surprised that if it isn't a keloid, as he'd be in immense pain and he'd be chaffing retarded amounts, having that wound rub against itself.
 
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