Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Ethics Gradient]

Imagine Shame skipping a chance to publicly dunk on a Kiwi. He lives for unimportant mistakes, like grammatical flubs or small misunderstandings. There are so few Ws he can squeeze from his thread, no matter how small - so when he gets one, he practically squeals in glee, and we get multiple tweets and

However, he can’t even do that, because he’s such a bitchmade coward.

1. No dunking on rare Kiwi Ls
2. No simping for trannies and castrating children
3. No simping for Jackie or Fatrick, or attention from their simps
4. No attacking strangers, his favorite daily activity
5. No self-soothing about Star-Trek or Elon Musk

Every morning I wake up from now on and see this, it’s a monument to both Kiwi Farm’s total victory and Shame’s total defeat.

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Keep yourself protected forever, Shame. I will sip my morning coffee, and chuckle whenever I see This. It’s the equivalent of drinking from the skull of your enemy every morning. A reminder of an utterly defeated foe, who now is simply an amusing afterthought.

Along with this, your Kiwi Farms thread will forever serve as the undying testament to your cowardly submission and retreat.

And, if you use a sock account to resume your old activities, it’s even worse - because it means you had to hide the online identity you were so proud of for 20 years. It means everything said about you here is true, and you could not fight the truth. You could only flee, while your detractors watch on, laughing.

As Shame might say - This is beautiful

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I'm at work, but wanted to drop in to see if Shane's still a scared little girl.

Yep.

TOTAL KIWI VICTORY
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Congratulations to @I'm Just A Worm on your first scalp!

This is fast becoming my favourite thread.

Pure kino.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Imagine Shame skipping a chance to publicly dunk on a Kiwi. He lives for unimportant mistakes, like grammatical flubs or small misunderstandings. There are so few Ws he can squeeze from his thread, no matter how small - so when he gets one, he practically squeals in glee, and we get multiple tweets and

However, he can’t even do that, because he’s such a bitchmade coward.

1. No dunking on rare Kiwi Ls
2. No simping for trannies and castrating children
3. No simping for Jackie or Fatrick, or attention from their simps
4. No attacking strangers, his favorite daily activity
5. No self-soothing about Star-Trek or Elon Musk

Every morning I wake up from now on and see this, it’s a monument to both Kiwi Farm’s total victory and Shame’s total defeat.

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Keep yourself protected forever, Shame. I will sip my morning coffee, and chuckle whenever I see This. It’s the equivalent of drinking from the skull of your enemy every morning. A reminder of an utterly defeated foe, who now is simply an amusing afterthought.

Along with this, your Kiwi Farms thread will forever serve as the undying testament to your cowardly submission and retreat.

And, if you use a sock account to resume your old activities, it’s even worse - because it means you had to hide the online identity you were so proud of for 20 years. It means everything said about you here is true, and you could not fight the truth. You could only flee, while your detractors watch on, laughing.

As Shame might say - This is beautiful

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I think he didn’t choose to private this. His tard guard / tard wrangler basically enforced it on him. It’s what I would do, if I was paid to keep a sped out of trouble. They didn’t know about his @KFCruiser account here though. That’s why we are his only true place to sperg out, even if he’s a bit shy at first and only gives negative stickers. It’s okay Shane, there are other autists here. Other overweight people. Why not join us?

 

[A Sunset]

I think he didn’t choose to private this. His tard guard / tard wrangler basically enforced it on him. It’s what I would do, if I was paid to keep a sped out of trouble.

A fascinating theory. Shame is a born slave and craves the master’s boot. Despite his transparent Internet Tough Guy act, he’s also meek and submissive, especially toward women. But I have an alternate theory.

I bet it wasn’t his Tard Guard that told him to private his Twitter. I bet Jackie Singh saw him sperging out, and gave him orders to shut the fuck up and shut the fuck down. Because he was a liability to the cause, and made them look bad. Shame has backed down on her orders before, like when he attacked some other Jackie simp and accused them of being a Kiwi (LMFAO).

Wow, what a revelation. Shame doesn’t even control his own life decisions - he’s not only Kiwi Farm’s slave, but Jackie Singh’s slave as well. A grown man, led around like a pig on a leash by his betters.

Pathetic!

 

[A Sunset]

Hey, what’s up @Harry Hamburgers ? Rating me autistic, I see. I seem to remember someone else doing that.



You also just joined yesterday, your first posts had Low-IQ vibes, and you’ve only posted in this thread.

What’s up, buddy? Didn’t like my Jackie theory? LMK why. I guess the @KF Cruiser is getting a lot of heat, with the hundreds of posts shitting on it…..so maybe time for a new sock now, huh.

EDIT: And I was completely right, LMFAO.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

A fascinating theory. Shame is a born slave and craves the master’s boot. Despite his transparent Internet Tough Guy act, he’s also meek and submissive, especially toward women. But I have an alternate theory.

I bet it wasn’t his Tard Guard that told him to private his Twitter. I bet Jackie Singh saw him sperging out, and gave him orders to shut the fuck up and shut the fuck down. Because he was a liability to the cause, and made them look bad. Shame has backed down on her orders before, like when he attacked some other Jackie simp and accused them of being a Kiwi (LMFAO).

Wow, what a revelation. Shame doesn’t even control his own life decisions - he’s not only Kiwi Farm’s slave, but Jackie Singh’s slave as well. A grown man, led around like a pig on a leash by his betters.

Pathetic!

interesting, our new hamburger friend autistict'd you?

 

[Tony Vivaldi]

Star Wars fanfiction ass name

lol more like a Star Wars NPC from the original Battlefronts I and II.

 

[AnOminous]

Things Shane Edward Nokes is not:
* a "superhacker*
* a personal friend of Bill Gates
* an FBI agent
* a genius
* employed by anyone for any reason because he has no skills anyone would pay even minimum wage for

Things Shane Edward Nokes is:
* fat
* a retard
* a fat retard
* so lazy and fat and retarded he can't even brush his teeth which is why they are rotting out of his head
* smelly and fat
* a fat pedophile who can't explain why he solicits pictures of naked children in public online
* a bum who can't support himself and so is supported by the taxpayer
* also fat, really fucking fat

 

[Piggle Rick]

A fascinating theory. Shame is a born slave and craves the master’s boot. Despite his transparent Internet Tough Guy act, he’s also meek and submissive, especially toward women. But I have an alternate theory.

I bet it wasn’t his Tard Guard that told him to private his Twitter. I bet Jackie Singh saw him sperging out, and gave him orders to shut the fuck up and shut the fuck down. Because he was a liability to the cause, and made them look bad. Shame has backed down on her orders before, like when he attacked some other Jackie simp and accused them of being a Kiwi (LMFAO).

Wow, what a revelation. Shame doesn’t even control his own life decisions - he’s not only Kiwi Farm’s slave, but Jackie Singh’s slave as well. A grown man, led around like a pig on a leash by his betters.

Pathetic!

Either way, he’s being bossed around by a fat ugly bitch.

 

[AnOminous]

Either way, he’s being bossed around by a fat ugly bitch.

They're all fat as fuck. There must be some kind of weigh-in like for reddit mods where you have to fatten up if you're not already 400 pounds or so.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

After careful examination of all the facts, I think our Hamburger Friend is actually an acquaintance of Nokes; probably Bill Gates. I'm sure he has great stories about Nokes' career.

 

[Piggle Rick]

interesting, our new hamburger friend autistict'd you?

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Hamplanet also negrated my post about Shame. It must be a coincidence.

Nek minut a fat street shitter will claim Harry was her “expert infiltrator” or something just as stupid.

EDIT: I just figured it out! They will create accounts and give Mr Worm autism ratings until he dies from lack of pos ratings! Those bastards. They want to kill Mr Worm! Well I tell you what people, I’m the hero you need. Let me pos rate Mr Worm to save his life! It is that serious! *swishes cape*

 

[A Sunset]

EDIT: I just figured it out! They will create accounts and give Mr Worm autism ratings until he dies from lack of pos ratings! Those bastards. They want to kill Mr Worm!

Fuck, I got too cocky. When I heard this said to “StealthyToilet”…..



I should have listened.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Wait...Shane gave you a "feels" react for this post in which you use the N word and the F word! How problematic!
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Oh no the head games have begun!

Or that's what I would say if he wasn't so retarded. His most clever bit is saying somebody should win a Darwin award.

Almost certainly. His brain is so ossified by 20 years of doing the same thing that all he has is the "puppetmaster defence" (aka "I was only pretending to be retarded"), no matter how ridiculous it makes him look. There's no point in him doing it - he has no friends, and we're not going to be fooled by it. Maybe he does it to try to convince himself he's smart in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

He still does it because it makes him feel like he matters.

Dude is a nobody but on teh intarwebs? He can be a super-h4x0r who hacks the Gibson every night, fights for tranny rights and who's name is only spoken of in whispers on the dark web. When you have nothing in your life, live in a hovel and have no real friends except your fat girlfriend who is only there because you're both too pathetic to get a real partner, then playing a big man online gives you moment of happiness where you convince others of your badassery.

And both hilarious and sad at the same time. Hilarious for us and sad for him.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Let’s be honest, these unemployable fatties who LARP as “hackers” are just sad fucks. We are paying for them to even exist, because we pay taxes.

They should be aSHAMEd of themselves, and instead of using our money on stupid whit they should just JACKie OFF on their own.

Lord knows nobody would want to fuck either of these pork rolls.

 

[Meriasek]

Y'know, I'm beginning to have my doubts about what Shane says about himself.
I think he might not actually be a tech wizard and well-respected Microsoft alumni who could step down into well-deserved retirement before the age of 40 to focus on his health. In fact, I suspect that he might actually be a fat loser who is somehow stuck in his 2003-vintage Internet persona.
But that's just a theory.
A SHANE THEORY

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

*sniff* I finally got an autistic rating from shame and I’m here for it lol

Also I laugh audibly every time I read that “begging won’t work. Pleading won’t work you’ve really gone and fucked yourself” tweet. Then I imagine the smug soy smirk as he typed it and that makes me laugh again. Thank you shame.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

I suggest that we have our eyes open to the accounts of Fatrick and that Pajeet whore, maybe in those accounts we can find an account with a retard insulting people for no reason, and maybe we can found a sock puppet of our favourite Pork.

 

[Lunch Lady]

After careful examination of all the facts, I think our Hamburger Friend is actually an acquaintance of Nokes; probably Bill Gates. I'm sure he has great stories about Nokes' career.

There is only one way to know for sure, we need to call in a professional. This sounds like a job for Detective Butterknife, she’ll get to the bottom of this.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I've been on this site just over six years, and in that time I have never, ever, seen someone declare war on the Farms and lose in such a total, complete and utter humiliating fashion.

What about Keffels? Not only did Lucas lose but the site I'd say is stronger than it was before.
There's also the Donny/Eddie/Oliver/ Sam/ Mike collation back in 2017. That ended pretty nicely with Sam getting the Knock, Oliver's parents being told to look after their retard, Eddie fucking off into the sunset, and Donny, well things aren't looking good for Donny. Mike I hope died in a ditch somewhere, though Oliver's been keeping track of him when not writing about Big Foot.

 

[Piggle Rick]

I suggest that we have our eyes open to the accounts of Fatrick and that Pajeet whore, maybe in those accounts we can find an account with a retard insulting people for no reason, and maybe we can found a sock puppet of our favourite Pork.

Dude we found them already, did you miss it?

EDIT: I thought you meant Rick himself would respond.