🐟 Fishtank Sam Hyde's Fishtank.live General - Jet Neptune's Little House of Horrors

[ToddleDoddle]

I totally understand not taping arms down anymore.
Having arms completely immobile for like 18+ hours is total hell, and probably a medical liability.

I wouldn't be surprised if the whole "how does she go to the bathroom" question is an actual liability problem.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Sylvia doing the same shtick she did when deaf: Fuckall.

 

[Aidan]

Not that it matters because she definitely will sell the most shirts but has Josie actually done anything yet

She went ahead and sold the most shirts yesterday so she can just be her true and honest self all week.

 

[a great big cabbage]

Why did the schizo card trigger Jon's retardation so hard? Did he say anything to indicate why?

 

[curbside2]

Sylvia doing the same shtick she did when deaf: Fuckall.
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She needs to be placed in a cannon and launched from the house.

 

[ToddleDoddle]

Sylvia doing the same shtick she did when deaf: Fuckall.
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They need to give her whatever Josie actually has. Something that requires her to be active and move around. Either forced to become interesting or guarantees she gets booted.

 

[Brutality]

She needs to be placed in a cannon and launched from the house.

You'd need a bigger cannon for such a hambeast

 

[King George III]

Sylvia doing the same shtick she did when deaf: Fuckall.
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She's gone and I think she knows it. Instead of trying to turn things around, she just gives up.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

She needs to be placed in a cannon and launched from the house.

She *might* fit in this.

 

[a great big cabbage]

3:25PM Living Room

Sylvia can't get up off the couch because she can't do a simple partial sit up. She rocks back and kicks her legs forward and still barely makes it up. Surprisingly the couch didn't break under the stress of the ham planet.

 

[The Man With No Name]

Goldstriker has arrived. Suggests Hide and Seek. Says "trust me, you don't want me to find you!"

 

[King George III]

Sam has shown up in his million dollar foreign car to play hide and seek with his retarded cripples.

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Damniel when asked to play an actual chest-beating retard for an entire day without stopping:

Spoiler

Seriously I dont think I know actual simpletons who could do it nonstop like this. He's a natural.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Sam does his creepy little sing-song "Get up stairs or I'm gonna kill yoouuu" to try to get Letty up the stairs.

The same kinda tone he used on Simmons.

 

[stink rink]

Hog is over


THE HOMELESS BLACK GUY IS FINDING THE FISH

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Holy shit it actually is a homeless black guy.

 

[King George III]

HOMELESS NIGGER HIDE AND SEEK

 

[Schizofriend]

NO FUCKING WAY

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

Letty found immediately

 

[A Humble Moose]

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THE HOMELESS BLACK GUY IS FINDING THE FISH

Absolutely wild they managed to get Kanye for this bit. I guess he's really fallen on hard times after all.