Times when you have felt genuinely sorry for Chris

Nicholas II of Russia said:
Not for him, but his dad. When the trolls convinced Chris to start masturbating and then telling his dad about his son wanting to kill himself, the confrontation was so hard to hear, specially in the voice of concern of the father who wanted to see if his son is okay. It severely screwed me up listening to that.
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I felt so bad for Chris in that clip. Chris is a lot of things, but he wasn't suicidal, and that was a false accusation.
 
Sorades said:
I feel even more sorry for Savannah, imagine having a half-uncle who just got arrested for raping his own mom. One can only imagine the bullying at school she might have received.

Imagine people asking her "Are you the niece of Chris chan, the retard motherfucker?"
Same goes for her dad and Chris' half-sister.

Imagine getting picked on by other people for being related to the most profilic lolcow in US history. There is a good reason why they wouldn't want to be associated with Chris anymore.
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Yeah, but wasn't Savannah kinda ...

Unattractive? All the more reason to feel bad for her! I hope that poor little girl blossomed with age.
 
Glowie said:
Chris had only one female friend that he managed to scare away by drawing porn of her. Chris failed love quest and is on homeless quest now.
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It sure is retarded to draw that... but I would say it is completely harmless also... Maybe it is better that she is gone so easy... Maybe she is too sensitive and therefore not really good for him...
 
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FuckYouNigger said:
His life in general, or some aspects of it. So much so, that even i can relate to him sometimes. His upbringing is what fucked him over in the long run and caused his downfall, he has no actual friends, his education system was abysmal and he gets bullied alot more than anyone else. I dealt with bullying though i don't deal with it now, my school fucked me over, and my parents did drugs so me and my siblings were separated. I wish chris got separated from his parents and got better ones, so he wouldn't be the abomination he is today. We both have no friends in real life, and we have autism. I like a person who is relatable to me and not some spoiled over-privileged faggot like elliot rodger. I still can't forgive him for what he did to barb though she deserved it for being a vile parent.
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I share many of those feels, and it's why I relate to Chris somewhat. I can't forgive Chris either though,

I would like Chris to get a fair chance without Barb's influence in his life, a very last chance. He changed significantly after Bob's death... for the worse and more boring... I foolishly have some hope still.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
I share many of those feels, and it's why I relate to Chris somewhat. I can't forgive Chris either though,

I would like Chris to get a fair chance without Barb's influence in his life, a very last chance. He changed significantly after Bob's death... for the worse and more boring... I foolishly have some hope still.
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I'm glad my parents weren't like barb and bob, otherwise i'd be like chris. I am forever grateful for that and i am glad i can relate to you. Relatability is an attribute that i like, because i feel better about myself knowing that there's people like me. Chris may be an oaf but just because he's that doesn't mean we should hate on him and a-log on him. Just let him be and let him do whatever, y'know.
 
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I'd say the first... 3-5 episodes of the comprehensive history? It was after I stopped laughing and got into the modern stages where he started mutilating himself.
I've come up with some stages of CWCISM.

Stage 1 CWCISM: Curiosity
This begins the moment one is introduced to Chris. This is the initial prompts the investigation into further the rabbit hole, and is the spring board for subsequent regret.
"Who? What is this? Sonichu? Is this some kind of Meme?"

Stage 2 CWCISM: Denial
The observer has almost certainly only seen classic Chris, circa 2007-2011, at this point. He or she is completely unaware of any remotely recent events. The subconscious assumption at this point is almost certainly one of relegating this to past events.
"No. No No No No No No No. There's ABSOLUTELY NO WAY this guy isn't a troll."

Stage 3 CWCISM: Comedy
The observer begins laughing at funny autism man. This is later looked back at with fondness. It is important to note some weens never graduate beyond this point.
"Hahaha. JULAAAAAAAAAYYY"

Stage 4 CWCISM: Tragedy
This is the point where most begin to feel bad. Often it is here where everyone feels bad for Chris. Usually it's around this point that one ventures to ask "what happened after 2011?" They learn of the more recent exploits, and are generally disturbed by the various strip teases and the story of the "unclit."
"Gross..."

Stage 5 CWCISM: Acceptance
At this point, you've come to just accept the Chris Chan story as it is. The shock of it all has worn off. If one is not careful, one can develop a fascination leading into late stage CWCISM.
"He's still going?"

Stage 6 CWCISM: Christorian
This is the final form of CWCISM. One develops a deep interest in all things Chris Chan, and seeks to continually update themselves on the current events. Note: It is terminal.
"Homeless saga when?"
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
Part 10 or 13 where Clyde makes Chris shove the medallion up his butt. That wasn't anything to laugh at and I was highly disturbed that a kid could be that needlessly cruel to someone who's only crime was was just being a weird turbo autist
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The more I look back on that period, they really were a bunch of losers punching down on someone they could manipulate and torment. At least AFAIK BlueSpike matured and now views what he did with disgust.
 
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FuckYouNigger said:
Good thing he's out now so he can save more innocent women from being corrupted by jewish influence.
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Hell the next time Chris turns up he probably will say he's Jewish.

Definitely don't go around Megan then.
 
i feel bad for chris OFTEN. by chris i don’t mean current chris, i just mean that whenever i hear about his childhood and adolescence, i feel terrible that he never had any genuine companionship without ulterior motives. then once he was older he started fucking up the few genuine friendships he got by making romantic advances. but like, when i think about chris in high school, i wish i could’ve been there for him. one friend who wasn’t paid by his father could’ve made a difference. i know it isn’t popular on these forums to feel compassion for him but i just can’t help it, as someone who had a pretty lonely high school experience.
 
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Not a massive Christard but from the looks of it, he was fucked up from the inside out. There is no way Chris could have functioned even with help which I think would have at best mitigated his cow behavior. Not everyone are lucky in their lot in life. Even after he became a literal motherfucker I still have some pity for him alongside the disgust of a man raping his own mother.

You know what is even worse? As desperate as he is to get himself a "boyfriend free girl", from the way he's been behaving he wouldn't be a good boyfriend and god forbid he ever became a father, that would be a nightmare for his would be GF and child.

So yeah, I pity Chris but also think he's dumb and disgusting.
 
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goreconnoisseur420 said:
i feel bad for chris OFTEN. by chris i don’t mean current chris, i just mean that whenever i hear about his childhood and adolescence, i feel terrible that he never had any genuine companionship without ulterior motives. then once he was older he started fucking up the few genuine friendships he got by making romantic advances. but like, when i think about chris in high school, i wish i could’ve been there for him. one friend who wasn’t paid by his father could’ve made a difference. i know it isn’t popular on these forums to feel compassion for him but i just can’t help it, as someone who had a pretty lonely high school experience.
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Chris probably had other boys willing to be friends with him, we know of the other waterboy on the basketball team.

Autists generally don't care about having friends, though. We'll feel lonely like Chris always talked about, but then rather be by ourselves for whatever reason. Especially when Chris hit puberty and only wanted china.
 
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not sure if anyone has said this before but the only time i've ever felt bad for chris was when I was first learning about him and his bullshit from 2008 when he got discovered. he seemed like a somewhat enjoyable retard that enjoyed Sonic and HATED homos. the best way I can describe my reaction (unironically can be said the same for nick bate) is the mr. incredibles becoming uncanny meme as a slowly drink the chris chan fanta.

bluespike getting chris to shove a medallion up his ass
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Probably been said a lot already in this thread but the whole Bluespike Saga was terrible, funnily enough I also feel bad for Bluespike himself; how can a 13 year old be so fucked up?
 
I felt bad when I heard his parents were ancient relics. That's already a bad sign for a child to be born with parents who are insanely old. You're gonna wind up with a mental illness or two. This dude wound up with autism and grew up with parents who refused to address or even take care of it. Chris never got the help he needed. But at the same time, I don't think he would have even changed had he gotten the proper help at school because he would have came home to parents who were just too old and too senile to help him grow.
 
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Probably been said a lot already in this thread but the whole Bluespike Saga was terrible, funnily enough I also feel bad for Bluespike himself; how can a 13 year old be so fucked up?
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Total lack of parental supervision and hanging out with older kids who are bad influences. Shithead older siblings can be such a horrible influence.

And then there are just bad kids who happily do drugs and willing to get raped by perverts. I hope Bluespike's parents never found out about what their son was up to. I doubt "Dear Abby" can give advice on that level of weirdness.
 
I’m going to genuinely feel bad for Chris when the locations of his new haunts are 110% confirmed. People are going to start showing up at the game shop and enter the Friday Night Magic tournaments as Julay, LiquidChris, Adam Stackhouse, BlueSpike, etc.
 
Chris is like an abused dog that turned into something horrible. I feel bad it happened and stuff, but it doesn't change the reality that Chris is, as a person, pretty terrible and many more autistic people do not behave the way he does. Chris was simple-minded and did not have the discipline or self-awareness to not take after his father (and some extent, his mother.)
 
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