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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Do you think a pig sanctuary would take him or would the slaughterhouse be more humane? (For the pigs not Kevin)
Given the amount of questionable hormones he's injected over the years, his body would need to be burned in an incinerator as it's not fit for human or animal consumption. Allowing him to decompose naturally could cause dangerous leaching into the water table.

Tranchers have already been responsible for too much animal abuse. Protect the piggies.
 
To a sudden jumpcut of this:
JESUS I forgot how ghoulish Kevin is. He's so pale.

If Kevin was my pet, I'd leave him tied to the fence outside the pound in the middle of the night.
If Kevin was my pet he would likely try to suicide himself because I always take my dogs on walks, and he couldn't stand moving that much.
 
Given the amount of questionable hormones he's injected over the years, his body would need to be burned in an incinerator as it's not fit for human or animal consumption. Allowing him to decompose naturally could cause dangerous leaching into the water table.

Tranchers have already been responsible for too much animal abuse. Protect the piggies.
You know I thought about it later when I was in bed after my post.


Pigs HATE dirty people. A lot of them like clean things and people. They would prob attack kev. They would attack the whole tranch. A pig army unleashed onto the tranch to avenge the alpacas, sheep and the female horses used for their urine to extract estrogen. It’s only just.

(Off topicish edit: link explaining how they extract estrogen. It’s a horrifying read but oddly important. The recuse this link is from has a few mares from this industry)
 
To several angles and clips of Penny preparing his estrogen syringe while trying to compare him taking estrogen to a sick person taking their medicine.
But they're totally not sick!

Why people who are totally not sick need to take "life-saving medicine?" This schizophrenic bullshit is never explained.
To a sudden jumpcut of this:
Does this grotesque, ghoulish faggot ever have any exposure to the sun? Would he just die if he were exposed to sunlight?

He is literally the "mayonnaise ghoul" the Negroes complain about all the time.
 
(Off topicish edit: link explaining how they extract estrogen. It’s a horrifying read but oddly important. The recuse this link is from has a few mares from this industry)
I was about to say that I look forward to the upcoming leftist infighting between vegans/animal rights activists and troons, but judging from a couple of threads in r/asktransgender it sounds like the troons themselves largely shun Premarin for estradiol nowadays, both for ethical reasons and because estradiol is supposedly more effective for feminization. Gotta get those human-bioidentical hormones for that True and Honest Woman™ feel! Ask for it by name!

...and it just occurred to me as I typed that that there are almost certainly at least a few furry otherkin trannies out there who deliberately take Premarin instead of estradiol so they can act out their fantasies of being force-femmed (horse-femmed?) into literal brood mares. (:_(
 
So I passed through Penny (male)'s former backyard recently, and it amazes me that anyone could be so closed minded and stupid in such a beautiful environment. I didn't pass through Westcliffe, as I am taking zero chances on being sighted by feral trannies, but this is a shot of the Northern range of the Sangre de Christo mountains, which the ranch is close to on the East side. Drink it in, and marvel at the carnage that these mountains witnessed on the 40 acres of the damned.
 
it sounds like the troons themselves largely shun Premarin for estradiol nowadays, both for ethical reasons and because estradiol is supposedly more effective for feminization.
I think it is funny tho. Premarin was used religiously by troons before estradiol. Which realistically not even sure how they know which is more effective lol
The amount of troons who are zoophiles adds to the irony in a way…. Wouldn’t you, a horse fucker get horny by that? A broodmare that has had its foal taken, will go to slaughter some day, pisses for you to have your girl pills.
I hate that I thought of it?
(:_(

You know I realized something. penny’s poor parents get to witness the magical validating event that is the girl juice shoot up circle… god
 
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Funnily, it looks like the Tranchers have actually been trying to rotate their ~20 animals around to different pastures to prevent overgrazing. You can see it in the videos below. Unfortunately, their 5-acre plot is just too small. It doesn't matter how much they divide the land and try to rotate the animals around.









They're letting the goats climb all over one of their cars. Is it yet another dead vehicle maybe? The Tranchers seem to break stuff all the time - very sustainable!
I like how you can see grass under the car; the animals have eaten everything else. :lol: And of course, we get a nice view of the neighbors' verdant land as a comparison.
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This video is kinda interesting since Kevin is present. It sounds like he doesn't know the animals' names very well (probably from sitting inside all day). He also comments on the food buckets spilling, worrying that the animals might not be able to eat their fill. Penny assures him that it's fine. :optimistic:





The videos above have some juicy bits...

CREEPY:


Does anyone recognize this troon, btw? One of Kevin's visiting boyfriends, maybe?
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You can also hear Penny on the phone in the background of one of the videos. He mentions the ongoing drama with Bonnie. Kinda hard to make everything out, though.

Hello? Hey, how's it going? Jesus, no... [laughs] Um, I'm just... I'm dealing with the fuckin'... I mean, it'll be fine. It's just a bullshit like [inaudible]. No, I'm up in Custer County dealing with, uh... the sheriff's department to clear everything up today.

Well, so I owned a ranch up here, and then some of, uh... some of the people that were additional title holders, uh, filed some complaint about vandalism after we left. And so... it's just... it's just petty drama(?) bullshit. And so, it's just something I have to interrupt(?) with the officers... Um, I'm about to interview with the sheriff now and then(?) wrap things up. It's just having to deal with [inaudible].
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Love how he lies about owning the Tranch and acts like the vandalism was fake or no big deal.
The fact that it's taken this long for the sheriff to even interview Penny kinda suggests that nothing's going to happen though. Bonnie was too much of a coward to take matters into his own hands, and then he waited wayyyy too long before getting the cops involved.
 
Few other things to note:

I checked the Custer County Sheriff's Blotter, but it hasn't been updated since May 1st. Will be good to keep an eye on it in case the vandalism drama shows up the next time it gets updated.
Btw, it looks like Bonnie called the cops back in late February when the Tranchers fed him the lie about "squatters" vandalizing the property. Bonnie actually fell for it, I guess.
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CR 305 = County Road 305. The Tranch is located at 2530 County Road 305, Westcliffe, CO. The timing also lines up. I don't see anything else on the blotter related to the Tranch.

Ash Coyote's Tranch documentary "We Are Tenacious" will be shown today at NorthwestFest. However, the festival isn't streaming any of the films and (as far as I know) doesn't post them online afterward either. Maybe someone will post a review afterward, but I feel like that's being too optimistic. We'll probably have to wait & hope that Ash eventually posts the documentary on his youtube.

Also, the Tranch documentary is going to be shown at Lighthouse International Film Festival (at Long Beach Island, New Jersey) in June. No streaming there either, I think.
https://www.thesandpaper.net/articles/lighthouse-film-festival-screens-premieres-galore-this-year/ [Archive]
https://www.lighthouseff.com/post/w...enth-edition-of-premiere-east-coast-film-fest [Archive]
LIFF 2023 will also host a slew of East Coast documentary premieres this June.
Feature documentaries at this year's festival include ... trans filmmaker Ash Kreis' WE ARE TENACIOUS, about a Colorado alpaca farm run by trans and Queer residents who are forced to carry firearms to protect themselves from local right-wing militias.
 

“Grab one of those”
“He hates it so much but he doesn’t get to say no because he’s a baby”

You can also hear Penny on the phone in the background of one of the videos.

That is interesting! I wonder who he was on the phone to, for some reason I thought reporter.
And could that have been deliberate, including a pretty clear conversation about the “drama” like that?


Maximum respect for bringing us these videos, even if I couldn’t get most of them to play
 
They're letting the goats climb all over one of their cars. Is it yet another dead vehicle maybe? The Tranchers seem to break stuff all the time - very sustainable!
I like how you can see grass under the car; the animals have eaten everything else. :lol: And of course, we get a nice view of the neighbors' verdant land as a comparison.
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I've always liked that style of Camaro. This makes me unreasonably upset in light of all the other shit that they've done, but still fuck them.
 
I'd like to get out of this bridge I own in the Brooklyn area if anyone is interested, very good investment opportunity, don't worry about the additional title holders listed if you Google it.

They're letting the goats climb all over one of their cars. Is it yet another dead vehicle maybe? The Tranchers seem to break stuff all the time - very sustainable!
I like how you can see grass under the car; the animals have eaten everything else. :lol: And of course, we get a nice view of the neighbors' verdant land as a comparison.
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The goats are trying to make a break for it but their lack of opposable thumbs and knowledge about operating a car keeps them trapped with the alpacas.
 
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