Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[JudyTester]

Are @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers retroactively eligible for the forum achievement for marrying another KF user?

 

[Kier]

Alright, il bite. What is his best musical composition? Otherwise, what is the song he likes to play the most? Can he cook anything? I can't say I blame the obeasts that made a hobby out of cooking deserts.

Mad respect for showing up here though.

 

[A Sunset]

Some of the people around here are being faggots, but I gotta give you a little respect. You’re here. Not a lot of people would do that.

Agreed, you have to give some props for going into the lions den. The fat faggot Shame certainly wouldn’t do it.

If I get confirmation that @Harry Hamburgers will answer some questions for the kino, maybe we can get a collective question list going from everybody in the thread. I’m sure we all have a lot we’d like answered. Then they can answer all in one place.

This is serious business people. We have to be organized, and shit. Or not.

 

[An automatic clown]

Are @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers retroactively eligible for the forum achievement for marrying another KF user?

I think she's his forever gf. Not actual wife. He got divorced from his original wife.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Shame and the She-Gunt are so cute together!

 

[AnOminous]

Shame's not even defending his girl on here. Shame Shane, Shame.

Imagine being such a pathetic failure that you allow jackasses on Kiwi Farms to insult your girlfriend, while being too much of a pussy to defend her.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Sara @Harry Hamburgers :

What do you think about Shane's obsession with Jackie Singh?
Does it make you jealous when she orders him around on twitter?

Which one of you made him lock his account?

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

So Shane over here reacts me not wanting to see his wife naked autistic? Okay fine then buddy. How much for @Harry Hamburgers to post her nudes?

 

[Pizdec]

Is a selfie enough? Nudes cost extra.

 

[Johnny Salami]

See this is why you and Shane Deserve each other. You're both fat and retarded

 

[A Sunset]

Sara. @Harry Hamburgers ,

1. why does Shame lie about his life so much to own strangers on Twitter?
2. Were you aware of the extent of Shame’s embarassing online behavior before the thread started?
3. Do you work a full-time/part-time job, or are you both unemployed? I speculated you were a teacher.
4. Are you bothered that he didn’t defend you when assholes online were making fun of you?

 

[Meat Target]

It's gettin' jiggly in here!

 

[Harry Hamburgers]

LOL holy fucking shit, I was ready to retire from the thread for awhile, feeling satisfied with the kino produced. Yet now we have this new development. Let’s go.

I don’t remember your name @Harry Hamburgers. Would you be willing to do an interview/Q&A? @Friendly Arbys Employee @Spunt both offered Shame an interview but he turned them down. Yet you seem to have more testicles than him, showing up here.

I, of course, also have many questions. And I’ll be civil and professional in my role as neutral interviewer - just the FACTS, Jack

Assuming this is really you running the account, and Shame didn’t hold a gun to your head and force you to hold that sign up.

I'm down to answer questions. I can't say much about his "career" because my eyes glaze over when he talks about Xbox.

Alright. Let's start.

You've had a long career across many fields, but I'm most interested in your time as Microsoft, as that seems to be your greatest achievement.

Besides taking down Cosmo, what do you consider to be the height of your Microsoft career?
Can you describe a specific achievement toward which you feel the most pride?
If somebody came to you writing The Story of Microsoft, and they wanted just one anecdote which best describes your contributions that made Microsoft the company it is today, what would it be?

@KF Cruiser
@Harry Hamburgers

Sorry can't help on this topic.

Didn't take Shames forever gf/tard wrangler to be a Hank Hill fan. Odd.

My favorite episode is when the whole family gets addicted to cigarettes.

Some of the people around here are being faggots, but I gotta give you a little respect. You’re here. Not a lot of people would do that.

Aww, making me blush.

Damn Shane, now your posting here pretending to be your GF/tard wrangler? Really? Is this your big brain plan to "infiltrate" the farms and get some double secret top secret info?

Nope. This is actually me. Shane Brokes can't afford the GFE anymore.

Man, Shane really lucked out by marrying a movie star! I loved you in blade!

Spoiler: Shane’s wife

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I don't marry clients.

Oh look - your moron boyfriend voted me down for showing you some respect. What a fucking idiot.

I agree with everything you wrote except "boyfriend".

No nudes please, but we do have some questions about the marriage if you don’t mind.

I know he was married before. My clients previous relationships don't interest me. Never been married myself.

If no one else is gonna say it then yes we need those nudes we will pay you in abject humiliation that’s the best we can do

I don't negotiate my prices.

Alright, il bite. What is his best musical composition? Otherwise, what is the song he likes to play the most? Can he cook anything? I can't say I blame the obeasts that made a hobby out of cooking deserts.

Mad respect for showing up here though.

He memorized some Linkin park shit like a middle school angsty girl. He can put frozen pizza in the oven and take it out without burning. So that's something?

I appreciate the respect. %10 discount if you have any requests.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

Nope. This is actually me. Shane Brokes can't afford the GFE anymore.

Uhuh. Pull the other one Big Bloats, it's got bells on it.

 

[A Sunset]

Nope. This is actually me. Shane Brokes can't afford the GFE anymore

LMFAO, so you’re claiming you are giving him the “Girlfriend Experience”? Sex worker? Can we get receipts on that? I of course would love to believe it.

Also, do you know the details of Shame’s disability? What does it physically/mentally prevent him from doing exactly?

 

[Forkknifegaymer]

I can’t reply to @Harry Hamburgers for some reason but you said something very fascinating there.

You have not once referred to him the way he refers to you, he refers to you as his girlfriend/wife thing. Yet here you routinely refer to him as a ‘Client’. Would you please elaborate what he is a client of?

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Oh no! Shane Brokes?!

#WormBetterHaveMyMoney was serious...
This is looking bad.

Alright, @Harry Hamburgers so how did you meet Shane?
How often do you see each other?
Have you gone out to events together, or is it just dinner then whatever?
How often did Shane mention Worm irl?

 

[Meriasek]

Yeah nah yeah nah waiting for the barrage from Shane that it's all part of his plan.

 

[A Sunset]

Yeah nah yeah nah waiting for the barrage from Shane that it's all part of his plan.

He has to unprivate his Twitter for that, if he wants to gloat properly. . The only person that’ll see it right now is retard Ogre Jon Frimann.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Yeah nah yeah nah waiting for the barrage from Shane that it's all part of his plan.

idk what would be worse, the she-gunt actually being hired as part of a girlfriend for hire service or shane telling his gf to make him look as pathetic as possible on purpose like that would accomplish something grand