Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Considering that the Nazis are the go to model for villains in sci fi, I would expect sci fi authors worth their salt to have a good knowledge about them.
You expect too much. We’re firmly in “everything I don’t like is Hitler” territory these days.

OH FUCK - that actor he's agruing with was the hitnan from Mulholland Drive and the shitty dad from Dexter? He's incredible
He’s also played Satan on a CW show and one of the killers of the Clutter family in “Capote.” Big “Atlas Shrugged” fanboy, genuinely enjoys conversations. Come patpost with us, Lucifer!
 
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Patrick, you ignorant retard. Both the Social Democrats and the Commies also had paramilitary wings whose purpose was identical to the Brownshirts: disrupt their opponents meetings while protecting their own.
Christ, Fatty is stupid beyond belief. It was actually commie violence that convinced the German public that the Nazis were somehow the forces of law and order. The problem wasn't that the Antifa of the time (literally called Antifasciste Aktion) wasn't violent enough, but that they were absolutely incompetent at violence and couldn't stage manage it well enough to get public sympathy.

Much like the Antifags of today.
Pat is not even a wikipedia midwit, he is just eating the shit of other leftists who read wikipedia.
It is quite embarrassing, really.
He is the last segment of the shit-eating Human Centipede of reddit morons.
Holy Jesus FUCK is he FAT. Anyone else see that?
It is an absolute tragedy how few people realize that this man is fat.
 
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Well, I think the brothermen may be over. Jackie pulled the Russian thread and has facedoxed Quasi.

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Mark and Fat still going at it, Marks post too long to fit in a screenshot.
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More of a rhetorical question, but how the fuck did Piggy manage to get someone from the entertainment industry to get this invested in clowning on him?! In like under three tweets, too. Mark is probably reading here or on OnA by now.

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I love witnessing the birth of a Patposter in real-time:

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Fucking magic. He really is the most unlikable cunt on earth. I've never seen a Twitter convo between him and some non-atalker child (SFWA subhumans don't count) yet that ended on a positive note. Even if someone agrees with him or is generally on his side, wether political or over mundane shit like fandom and hobbies, he talks to them like the absolute rudest twat, completly without reason.
I've been following Hamlinson for a long while now but it still beggars belief how he behaves himself.
the shitty dad from Dexter?
One of the few highpoints of that show, him and John Lithgow, really.
 
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I hope more celebrities learn about Pat. It will surely help his work get adapted in Hollywood if he is combative with them on twitter.

A Patrick Tomlinson inspired movie would genuinely make for a fantastic dark comedy. A film with a profoundly unlikeable main character who goes completely insane due to internet trolls, his pride and ego preventing him from doing the one thing that would make them go away: not engaging. He eventually snaps and starts kidnapping black children, murdering them and grinding their bodies into pepperoni. Man, that would be one hell of a film.

Only issue is they'd have to take a few liberties when it comes to casting. There's no actor remotely fat enough to accurately portray Pat's corpulence onscreen. They'd almost certainly need to use a fat suit like in that Whale movie. Except, you know, it would be to be far larger, of course.
 
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Patrick, you ignorant retard. Both the Social Democrats and the Commies also had paramilitary wings whose purpose was identical to the Brownshirts: disrupt their opponents meetings while protecting their own.
No, baby child, seizing control of localities, gun battles in the streets, a communist setting the Reichstag on fire and mass arrests of Nazi party members along with state suppression of the press was just peaceful protest. The Anti-Weimar Nazis and Communists didn't have a joint majority because of mass discontent with the Republic, atalker, wait for the knock. You will not enjoy prison like Hitler did.
 
A Patrick Tomlinson inspired movie would genuinely make for a fantastic dark comedy. A film with a profoundly unlikeable main character who goes completely insane due to internet trolls, his pride and ego preventing him from doing the one thing that would make them go away: not engaging. He eventually snaps and starts kidnapping black children, murdering them and grinding their bodies into pepperoni. Man, that would be one hell of a film.

Only issue is they'd have to take a few liberties when it comes to casting. There's no actor remotely fat enough to accurately portray Pat's corpulence onscreen. They'd almost certainly need to use a fat suit like in that Whale movie. Except, you know, it would be to be far larger, of course.
but how do you work in the vaginal niggerfarts with his wife?
 
but how do you work in the vaginal niggerfarts with his wife?
You could let it ambiguosly happen off-screen, only the sounds of moans and farts muffled in the background, Patrick complaining about the smell in every scene where he enters the half-hovel. Make the audience question if Nikki is real or just a delusion of Pat's, due to his rapidly deteriorating mental state.
Sorta like real Patrick pretends that he still lives in the same half (quarter?) of Quasi's house where Nikki lives and that they still sleep in the same bed or talk to each other.
 
both are at that first peak of dunning kruger
The peak that turns into a ramp that launches you into cowdom.
And safe isn't really their speed.
A Patrick Tomlinson inspired movie would genuinely make for a fantastic dark comedy.
As other posters have pointed out, a delusional, fame-hungry, self-important writer character was part of what made Garth Marenghi's Dark Place so special.
Torque Wheeler's Fat Place?
 
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Mark Pellegrino is now a Patposter. The Hollywood saga begins...

Edit: Mark is reading this thread, and piggy responds:

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MARK PELLEGRINO HAS CHILDED PIGGY:

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For anyone wondering about how their fight started, here's the context:

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Pat believes that you should be allowed to physically assault anyone that you suspect to be a Nazi. Mark seemed to have a problem with this.
 
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Only issue is they'd have to take a few liberties when it comes to casting. There's no actor remotely fat enough to accurately portray Pat's corpulence onscreen
I dunno maybe the Goodman could blow up like a balloon again and protray a nonzero amount of Pat's girth, maybe.
 
If you wrote a book about someone wishing for fame on a monkey's paw, you probably wouldn't get anything quite like Fat Rick's life. And even if you did, any editor you sent it to would reject it on the grounds that it was too fantastical and absurd.
 
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