Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Maude Snew]

Jacob has been around for thousands of years. Not surprised that he has the wisdom to hate Fatrick.

Welcome to the Farms, celebrity bro.

He's a man of wealth and taste.

 

[Octavia]

Holy shit we got actors dunking on Fatty's tummy now? My word. The Fatrick expanded universe gets bigger every week!
Can't wait for Josh to eventually shit his pants and put out a Pat subforum.

 

[Kulee Baba]

i don’t understand why liberal fags like patty get so antsy about people blocking them. if you’re a cunt to someone, they have the right to block contact with you, no?

That's the result of Blocks. Before blocks two dorks would be flaming each other until one user realizes how stupid/boring it is and stops responding, and dorks can't stand it if they can't get the last word in. The block celebration is how a user gets to feel they've had the last word. You go "LOL you had to block me you couldn't handle the truth!" The users could be debating "Plato vs Aristotle" or "Rice Krispies vs. Cheerios" CHEERIOS FUCKING SUCK it doesn't matter.

But anyway what a lulzy exchange Mark was completely civil to Patrick. Then Patrick comes in with his "child" crap which makes him so unlikable & unique. In a world wide web of trolls, shitposters, extremists, keyboard warriors, pseudo intellectuals, and everything that blends those together there's only one Piggy! He's closest to a pseudo intellectual but he's void of anything that comes off remotely intelligent, all his tweets are on a 5th Grade reading level!

At least make yourself feel smart by namedropping high school philosophy Patrick.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Poor Mark had to put up with Lost's writing so he knows a hack when he sees one.
Patrick is a worse writer than Damon Lindelhoff which is an achievement in itself.

 

[Action Orange]

"Night, punkin fuck" is an excellent way to end an exhange with Patrick. This Mark guy seems pretty cool.

I really hope this makes it into Porsalin's documentary. Cant wait for that to drop, gonna be kino of the highest degree

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Can't wait for Park Mellegrino to join the likes of* Fonald Plump or w/e the fuck that was

E: coRrect the G

 

[Terffals]

I only occasionally peek into this thread because god Pat is infuriatingly repulsive, but how bizarre that I happened to watching The Big Lebowski while reading about this latest development.

 

[Ophelia]

I didn’t think I could like him more Hail Satan. His guest appearances are one of the few reasons to watch after season 5.

I hope Pat feels the wrath of the insane SPN fandom.

I get the impression that the twitter fans hate him because of his politics (he doesn’t believe in punching nazis! Oh noez!). Some of them were in the thread being ignorant shits too.

I wish Adam Baldwin would notice Pat as well.

 

[Maude Snew]

"Night, punkin fuck" is an excellent way to end an exhange with Patrick. This Mark guy seems pretty cool.

I really hope this makes it into Porsalin's documentary. Cant wait for that to drop, gonna be kino of the highest degree

With this last month alone there's so much fucking content it's gonna end up like Lord of the Rings extended edition only the extension is to the sides from fatness and the rings are onion rings drenched in grease and the lord is just a dumb fat fuck who has been matched in stupidity but no mortal can match his fatness.

 

[Meriasek]

Wouldn't it be nice if some really big Marvel actor that would normally align with the Pig politically noticed Pat and started patposting. Mark Ruffalo or Pedro Pascal.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I can't believe Pat childed him. He's the most idiotic, tone deaf motherfucker.

He will never learn a thing and will be retarded forever. He'll read this and get angry because he thinks I'm just insulting him, but that's not true. Calling Pat dumb is like diagnosing a sick animal. This is what he is and it will one day kill him.

 

[Something Awful]

That's the result of Blocks. Before blocks two dorks would be flaming each other until one user realizes how stupid/boring it is and stops responding, and dorks can't stand it if they can't get the last word in. The block celebration is how a user gets to feel they've had the last word.

But all of the people who do this have block lists longer than Moby Dick themselves. How can you celebrate being blocked as a victory then? Of course, they wouldn't be lolcows if their whole life wasn't a logical contradiction.

 

[AN/ALR56]

I can't believe fucking Jacob from lost owned Patrick.
It's funny how a failed bland retard whose thread would've ended in 5 pages if he shut up for a week,manages to still create milk from completely unexpected angles.

He's not even funny, what's funny about him is seeing how many random people or things he manages to piss off and irritate daily or what's the current fuck up he did like washing up his folding phone he definitely can't afford with royalties from 5 books sold.

 

[Associate Rick]

With this last month alone there's so much fucking content it's gonna end up like Lord of the Rings extended edition only the extension is to the sides from fatness and the rings are onion rings drenched in grease and the lord is just a dumb fat fuck who has been matched in stupidity but no mortal can match his fatness.

Porsalin is just going to have to pick one part to end on and then avoid anything Rick related until the documentary is out, if not he'll be making this thing for the rest of his life and Porsalin jr will have to come along like Christopher Tolkien and try to find a way to put it all out.

 

[Ophelia]

Porsalin is just going to have to pick one part to end on and then avoid anything Rick related until the documentary is out, if not he'll be making this thing for the rest of his life and Porsalin jr will have to come along like Christopher Tolkien and try to find a way to put it all out.

He’ll end up in Geno territory.

(He’s the guy making the big Chris Chan doc, for those not in the know)

 

[Funeral for a Furry]

Anything Pat does has an almost mysterious ability to end badly for him, it's as if the universe has decided that due to his arrogance he must be punished.
It's like if every time he went outside he would fall into a half full septic tank every time.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

12 Synonyms for Fat: up your Patposting game

This should be timed to make it more interesting

1: portly
2: rotund
3: obese
4: padded
5: chunky
6: round
7: adipose
8: overweight
9: corpulent
10: chubby
11; porcine
12: hefty

 

[Maude Snew]

Porsalin is just going to have to pick one part to end on and then avoid anything Rick related until the documentary is out, if not he'll be making this thing for the rest of his life and Porsalin jr will have to come along like Christopher Tolkien and try to find a way to put it all out.

He’ll end up in Geno territory.

(He’s the guy making the big Chris Chan doc, for those not in the know)

I chronicle the life and fatness of on Rick S Thomas like my father, and his father before him to exhibit at the great Kiwi library of Nullexandria so that for all time humanity will know that this guy was really fucking fat. The most noble of endeavors.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Oh man. Celebrities are just like you and me

 

[breadandcircuses]

Porsalin is just going to have to pick one part to end on and then avoid anything Rick related until the documentary is out, if not he'll be making this thing for the rest of his life and Porsalin jr will have to come along like Christopher Tolkien and try to find a way to put it all out.

The Patrick docu is gonna be like star citizen or Geno's doc. A modern day cathedral, worked on for countless hours by learned men and artisans, knowing that they will never see their creation, but tirelessly trudge on knowing they are doing right by Humanity.