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Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
- Thread starter Mr Moonface
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Oh wow, this thread just got a whole lot more interesting. I'm wondering ho hard shane is currently regretting coming to defend Fatrick Goblinson and if he ever anticipated these turn of events.
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I guess I gotta uodate the the scale then:
Nothing
Clitoris
Amhole
Micropenis
Shane
Pre-op troon
Asian
Gorilla
Above american average
Pooner's armcock
Italian average
Pooner's legcock
Nigger
Horse
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My biggest doubt here is that anyone would pay such a creature for these services. Not trying to be a dick, but you don't look like what you're claiming to be. But I guess a budget skank is gonna have budget skank face.
But what the hell, It's 230 am, I've got me the insomnias, and I just smoked a bowl, so I'll play along.
How much is his tugboat @Harry Hamburgers? What was your cut of that sweet, sweet gubmint gibs? I'm always curious about lolcow finances. What does he spend his money on? Frivolities and video games, I'm sure, but anything noteworthy, odd, unusual, or extra creepy?
But what the hell, It's 230 am, I've got me the insomnias, and I just smoked a bowl, so I'll play along.
How much is his tugboat @Harry Hamburgers? What was your cut of that sweet, sweet gubmint gibs? I'm always curious about lolcow finances. What does he spend his money on? Frivolities and video games, I'm sure, but anything noteworthy, odd, unusual, or extra creepy?
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Shame is taking a page out of Technicality Tomlinson's book. He's owning us by taking pictures of the woman he doesn't think is good enough to marry in her fat lady lingerie because that's totally her posting and not him. We are so owned!
Ugh you know they slapped gunts after taking these pictures.
Ugh you know they slapped gunts after taking these pictures.
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The plot THICKENS. Quite litteraly. They are enormous. I really do want to believe it is them. But I do not have enough technical knowhow to see if the pictures are fake or not. Anyone on the site who is an expert?
Meriasek
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KF people are so dumb, I sent them pictures of my porker gf in lingerie and pretended that she was a whore that I paid for a girlfriend experience, I owned them so hard 
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Did Jesse Slaughter and that farmer ever actually tie the knot?
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Seriously wtf is happening here?
Has some demented farmer catfished this woman into sending nudes and started up an account to impersonate her?
Or are these two sick fucks currently rolling around on plastic sheets as they get off on all the attention???
Not sure which option is more amusing lol
Helvetia
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this post makes me want an “upsetting” rating.
Meriasek
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Just use "islamic" because pork is haram.
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I fail to see how somebody so unfuckable could be a “slut”. Do some guys have fetishes for balding ginger hamplanets? Is it a humiliation kink for them?
Meriasek
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Never underestimate how low some mens standards can go.
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Life experiences have shown me that fat chicks think because they get sex the guy likes them. It's very common for fat chicks to be sluts since they can't have standards, meanwhile hot chicks know their worth and are willing to hold out sex.
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I’m not trying to be Mr “I only shag models” or something, but this chick is completely taking the piss. There isn’t enough alcohol in the world that would make me willing to touch it. The grotty behaviour doesn’t help either. I feel like I need to wash my phone.
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How much for a pic of you reenacting his butter knife raping?
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Big girls need love too;
Fat guys and BDSM
Destroy their poor souls
Honestly, watching Patrick get ruined by his own dumb political sperging is a lot more comfortable than seeing someone whose brain has become like Shane's, addled after years of porn addiction. I know there are cows like that here, I just avoid them because they're just too sad.
Fat guys and BDSM
Destroy their poor souls
Honestly, watching Patrick get ruined by his own dumb political sperging is a lot more comfortable than seeing someone whose brain has become like Shane's, addled after years of porn addiction. I know there are cows like that here, I just avoid them because they're just too sad.
AutoClownMaker
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He listened to some Tim Pool and now is trying to "flood the zone" with "misinformation".
Why? The 'wake up and suck tomorrows dick' was an amusing turn of phrase.
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Meriasek
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Maybe not you, but I don't doubt she could get laid, especially in Portland, or even make a living as an escort. There is no shortage of men willing to mount absolutely anything with a pulse, even if you can't actually feel the pulse since it's buried under lard.
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I really don't see what shane gets out of this kind of embarrassment outside of weird sexual gratification if this is a gayop. I wouldn't want to be pictured with @Harry Hamburgers, and anyone stating she is my girlfriend should be down for a fist fight.