Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

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Manly_Brony said:
Star Wars doesn't have aliens anymore, only diversity hires.

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Latest Star Wars Rumor Claims Damon Lindelof's Project Featured An Older Rey Training Two Young Jedi "Of Color"

One of the latest Star Wars rumors claims Damon Lindelof's scrapped film would have featured an old Rey training two young Jedi.
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Rey was never properly trained as a Jedi. Everything she ever got was handed to her on the day she found out the force is real, and after reading some old books she becomes the greatest Jedi who ever lived. Without actual training how are you supposed to not only develop your own skills but teach other people?
Male Idiot said:
Guess illegal aliens are cheaper to hire than it is to make an alien costume.
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Andor (2022)
 
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Creep3r said:
1: Thrax is in her 30's and was born after Return of the Jedi.
2: "She" claims to be cis queer female.
3: Her job is in social work of some sort.
4: English is the only language she speaks.
5: She's been a part of Fandom+Wikia since at least 2021.
6: Her lgbtq wiki bio in 2021 used to read:
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7. According to info on her tumblr account before she recently concealed it, she grew up and likely still lived in or near Sanford, Seminole County, FL
 
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ive decided to reenter this thread because i decided to watch andor for whatever reason. i got through the whole thing after a few days of putting it off for long enough, and why is this the best thing disney releases involving star wars? im confused. this is a series about a major supporting character from one of the spinoff movies it has no right to be this good what the fuck?
it was a bit slow at first but i dont mind slow burn stuff then the heist shit happens and then the prison break shit happens and this doesnt even feel like star wars for most of it. feels like some completely different ip but with star wars shit in it. again why was this slept on?
 
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Boy, that Acolyte TV series is certainly turning out to be, uh...something.

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Molly White's Breast Milk said:
Is she carrying a space bow? Are those fucking space arrows!? This is going to be a glorious disaster.
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This is the same brand that tried to popularize space slingshots.
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They've been going overboard with the bows and arrows in space lately as alternative weapons too, especially for underage characters, which I can only assume is because since they think Chewbacca had a laser crossbow, that means a fucking bow and arrow would totally be valid in the greater galactic community outside of primitive shit holes, even though Chewbacca's bowcaster was more like a 11-bolt loaded laser shotgun designed to look like a crossbow for the sake of ancestral sentimentality. Its one thing to have a blaster that looks like a bow, but to have a literal bow in a rapidfire space setting is just silly and they don't even have jedi force powers as an excuse to make these things magically plot effective.
 
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Creep3r said:
This is the same brand that tried to popularize space slingshots.
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They've been going overboard with the bows and arrows in space lately as alternative weapons too, especially for underage characters, which I can only assume is because since they think Chewbacca had a laser crossbow, that means a fucking bow and arrow would totally be valid in the greater galactic community outside of primitive shit holes, even though Chewbacca's bowcaster was more like a 11-bolt loaded laser shotgun designed to look like a crossbow for the sake of ancestral sentimentality. Its one thing to have a blaster that looks like a bow, but to have a literal bow in a rapidfire space setting is just silly and they don't even have jedi force powers as an excuse to make these things magically plot effective.
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dipshit parents don't buy toy guns for kids
 
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Mississippi Motorboater said:
Boy, that Acolyte TV series is certainly turning out to be, uh...something.

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Remember when Star Wars cast fresh and attractive, or mature and distinguished-looking, actors and actresses?

I do. Barely. Now it's all old, mannish looking Rosario Dawson, old Katee Sackhoff, old Ming Na-Wen, old Boba Fett guy, whoever this ugly woman is... how the fuck did we go from Harrison Ford, Sir Alec Guinness, Liam Neeson, Billy Dee Williams, Carrie Fisher, and muscle mommy Gina Carano to this
 
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AnotherGuy_thexthone said:
Call me a disney wars defender, but a bow could work in Star Wars
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Didn't know that Eckartsladder is that much of a Disney-shill and ally of the woke

Is his video defending the 401 still online?
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Didn't the killer teddybears from VI have actual bows and slings and shit?

The laserbow/lasersling just seems like a bad idea.
 
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Jewthulhu said:
The laserbow/lasersling just seems like a bad idea.
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And it looks retarted
If anything it should look like the bow in Crysis 3 and/or the one from Hawkeye
Manly_Brony said:
B-b-but Star Wars is like D&D... but IN SPAAACEEE!"
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40k is more like D&D in space
And D&D itself already has space-adventures (oh wait, that's problematic cause monkey-slaves)
 
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Rome's rightful successor said:
Like what if you accidently touch or fling the energy beam of to you? Will you get burn or possibly die?
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I just want to know how you'd hold onto a bowstring made out of an energy beam without cutting your fingers off. Or how said energy beam is elastic enough to act as a bowstring. Or why you'd even go through the effort of designing such a stupid idea when laser guns already exist in this universe?

I know I'm reading too much into a stupid show for babies, but really, I'm pretty sure even babies* should know better.

*Actual babies. Manbabies who still like Star Wars probably don't know better.
 
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