Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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“Where are the children?!”
“O, police stalker child, I am surrounded by children.”
 
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Rick's a great networker. He really knows how to make Hollywood friends, it's a total mystery why that movie adaptation of The Ark hasn't been made.

Hollywood calling!
(To say you're a punkin fuck)
Oopsie doodles, Child!

I love that the shitty father this guy played on Dexter was 100x better than Rick's been to his abandoned daughter whom he only remembers when he's trying to score feminist good boy points on Twitter.
 
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According to the Pests, several voicemails to Nikki's mom Lynne were found on Jackie Singh's discord server (or was it r/fatpig?). I don't know why Jackie and her pals are harrassing Lynne but it's funny. Seems Lynne is very aware of her son-in-law and his retarded antics. Does she believe he's an innocent victim to Nazi stalker childs too, or is she sick of this mess she helped create?

 
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Mr Moonface said:
And piggy claims victory:

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This reminds me of when Robert Chipman sperged out against some user on Twitter, the user responded and they had a little bout, which ended with the other user realizing that Robert is a completely witless and deranged neckbeard fuck, and blocked him.

Robert, indignant as ever, did what Patrick just did, and tweeted a final tweet about the bout and subsequent blocking, with the curt statement of "Coward."

Shit like this is so fucking funny. Both Robert and Patrick, being emperors of all that is worthless, not only believe that having a little bit of bickering online, and on Twitter of all places, is a sign of bravery, but also that they are somehow winners by being blocked by people who realize that further conversing with them is a complete waste of time. They actually believe that they are not only brave for sitting on their fat asses in front of their computers, typing away at their keyboards with their chubby fingers, as they deliver one hot political take after another on Twitter whilst no doubt also browsing hentai loli-porn, but that they also "win" by being blocked by others, who are clearly just terrified of the brimming intellect and peerless wit of these basement dwelling intellectuals. What even.
 
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I don't think Patrick actually has an issue with being shitted on by a famous actor. The entire reason he is upset about getting blocked, despite blocking a massive number of Twitter users, is he knows now fewer people will see his tweets.

Pat is an addict. Like a problematic gambler, it's the act of making the bet, not whether or not he wins. But now, he just got banned from the biggest casino in town.

He wants attention so badly on Twitter and it doesn't matter who it is and if they are shitting on him, he needs the rush of lots of people reading his tweet. It feeds his ego. Nothing else matters. Good attention, bad attention, it doesn't matter.

The dude seriously needs to go into treatment for his internet addiction. But he won't.
 
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RangerBoo said:
Hi Mark! Since you are one of us I have some videos I think you will find to be very funny about Fatrick that come from our site owner Null.
And yes, he talks to people just like he does on Twitter. Child and all.
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Holy shit- that first call is so masterfully & hilariously handled by the prank caller.

I member that MATI was funny & all, but it just didn't click for me till now. I had read this thread after it being featured a couple more times, but haven't really kept up w/it- or posted in it till now. Just wow, what a cow.

That was one of the best phone pwns I've ever heard & he arguably did a majority of the work himself.

Fat, you're such a creepy, stupid, babby child danger.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
MARK PELLEGRINO HAS CHILDED PIGGY:

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OK this made me choke up laughing. He literally uses "child" right back at him and without a hint of irony Fatrick continues to say child. Even when mocking him, both of them still use "child" in the same place in the sentence like it's punctuation.
 
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I don't follow Tomlinson, but it's gotta be an accomplishment when a celebrity supposedly skims through an 1800+ page thread to join in on the laughs. Mr. Pellegrino if you decide to stick around, make yourself at home.

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Just loves reiterating what he thinks the other person is, huh. Less is more.
 
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