Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 55 15.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.7%

  • Total voters
    349
How can a man so blessed, be this self-centered and ungrateful?
Generational wealth. His parents didn’t actually raise him to have consequences probably because they never actually understood consequences either. Thus the solution to every problem becomes throw more money at it, or I’m rich and I don’t have to deal with this shit
 
What is the end result of this? Well, Rekieta revealed it at the end of his YouTube stream. Nick claims "Youtube has been really dropping the axe on my subscribers", saying he's lost about "4,000 in the past couple weeks".
Yeah it's definitely YouTube and has nothing to do with him. Nick still can't take responsibility for his actions, that's one of the few things that was always there but just not obvious.
 
The Vegas and Philly trips weren't holidays, those were "work".

Even though he didn’t stream either of them.
He actually streamed 3x from Vegas. 2x on Locals (first the yellow Skywalker jacket in the first hotel, the second was the hotel with all the floors) - lots of new-money 'look how big my hotel is!'. Then 1x with Coomalot on his show on YT.

Nick does not comprehend what free speech and censorship are anymore. That much is abundantly clear. He just knows that people calling him out for his bullshit are bad.
It appears that Hydropx has been fully swept from Nick's chat, it seems his messages have been deleted - there's a message from Nick angry at Hydro but not the messages that prompted it.
What is a 'sweep'? Is this LOCALS chat, YT, Rumble?

So, for those who still care about the Hydro drama...

It's pretty entertaining with possible important nuggets - the timeline goes approx like this:

1) On April 9ish Hydro sperged out on Rumble - Nick fought back while streaming:

Fight started on YT with Hydro having issues with Kayla's/Local's lewds (no YT screenshots of the pre-quil but feel free to look it up).

Then, it got serious. While Rumble-ing Nick's daughter briefly entered the office.... (she was not shown)...
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Above is some weird shit. It seems Hydro believes Nick is running some ops on him. (I will refrain from commenting personally bc I'm sure it's true - lol.) Also, for the record, Hydro in his last few weeks on Locals was asking for more lewds SARCASTICALLY - while trolling.
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Above is some effective baiting from Hydro. Later, when Nick reads this, Nick does double down and calls Monty a child molester AGAIN. I'd clip it but I suck at that.
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On above, I clearly missed some screenshots on the context for this. Maybe Ralph?
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Above is actually a good question - again, Hydro was drunk-baiting Nick. But, genuinely, if this goes to discover....
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Below is all I got from Locals - I assumed @Himedall All-seeing Waifu would catch how it flowed over but it might be lost due to the banning.
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(Sorry, screenshots may not be exactly in order.)

2) A few days later... this is all I got from Locals. I do have a life...

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3) The fallout on April 12-13:
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Above from Elissa's comments.

4) Elissa covered the fall-out here - funny that's my Rumblerant that he starts with.

5) Then, as Elissa has covered today/yesterday, he was banned from YT care of Lieby (J Liebgott). Here's that utter stupidity:
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Sorry, Kiwi, I know you hate it when I talk through the Internet but Lieby is an OG Internet friend so here goes:

Seriously, Lieby? Is being a newly minted mod on Nick's dying YT platform worth your principles?

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Yes, he appears to be complaining that his news feeds on Instagram or whatever are not feeding him legal news for his prep for his show.
So his show prep is basically non existent. That's pathetic. Bottom feeders like the quartering probably do more preparation than him. If he wants a "legal topic" to cover he can check law and crime's website. https://lawandcrime.com/u-s-capitol...bars-but-still-wants-prison-sentence-vacated/
He already rips them off, why stop now. Just scour their website for topics balldo man.
 
I wonder what changed? Maybe he was always this thin-skinned, but could just play it off?

One of the oft-remarked features of history is the idea that revolutions aren't created by the proletariat/peasant classes, they're created by the middle classes when they lose their privilege and status.

Rekieta has gone from being at the centre of the cool kids, to being an outcast among the dorks. The rage he feels about this is sufficient to fuel his own little revolution. Over the last few months, the idea that he isn't the things that people are saying about him has become a central feature of his content. Rather than producing the stuff that people watched him for (the lawsplaining stuff), he's fixated on explaining how and why he still deserves to be one of the cool kids, celebrated here on kiwifarms, loved by all and mocked by none.

Give it up, Nick. That ship has long sailed.
 
I feel my energy levels dropping just listening to this pansy whining. What exactly is his problem here? Too many sponsors are approaching him? Oh and those meanies at Rumble want him to fulfill his contract. If you're having trouble keeping up, HIRE SOMEONE. How can a man so blessed, be this self-centered and ungrateful?
But they won't MAGICALLY know what he wants, and he would have to spend time training them... The man has 0 idea that you have to INVEST time NOW to save more LATER...

Almost every other biggish YTber i know has some kind of employee, but that will not work for Nick.

Is he just lazy or just so afraid of commitment?
On above, I clearly missed some screenshots on the context for this. Maybe Ralph?
He is talking about the one case where he worked with Schneider as opposing council. Nick got tossed by his client and mucked up his withdrawal paperwork.

People latch on to this case be cause it is the only case with Schneiser, and Nick's old client ended up losing. It is used to show how bad a lawyer he is, but it was a bad case. The man got work contracted, but balked when he got the bill and refused to pay.
 
Elissa has uploaded a clip from last night's kitchen seethestream where Nick complains even more about how much he hates streaming. This one's pretty nuts, and this clip comes in over 11 minutes.

Nick says he was depressed about streaming before Philly "almost to the point of never wanting to stream again". He talks again about how missing multiple days of streaming due to going to Philly for the weekend was stressful since it means it is harder for him to meet his Rumble contract.

Long interlude where I think he's whining about sponsors wanting to meet with him so he can take their money. He is so fucking busy!

Nick also complains that he likes to look at "video game stuff, Dungeons and Dragons, I'll check up on girls in bikinis, because apparently the computer figured out I like that, and that's what my, like, curated news is." Yes, he appears to be complaining that his news feeds on Instagram or whatever are not feeding him legal news for his prep for his show.


Lots of crossover here between Nick and James Rolfe/Angry Video Game Nerd's infamous Behind the Scenes video


- "No Time!"
- "Muh Kids!"
- "Do you want me to suffer?"
- Perpetual unrequited curiosity over what they actually do all day when the cameras are off.
- Don't pay their friends that collaborate with them for content, pay people in "exposure"
- Terminal laziness
- Struggle with mundane tasks because they insist on doing things in rigid unconventional ways
- Possibly being dominated into a cuck by a wife behind the scenes.
 
Almost every other biggish YTber i know has some kind of employee, but that will not work for Nick.

Is he just lazy or just so afraid of commitment?
And it makes a lot of sense to have at least one "employee" if you are at the point where you can afford it, hell even before that. If you have the cash around it makes sense to pay someone to help out.

Creating content requires a lot of time on preprod and postprod work (unless you are Rackets and get ready by pulling the first three things you see on IG). Scripting, proof-reading, second drafts, preparing and researching topics, getting the visuals, promoting, thumbnails, getting clips, titling, creating additional content around your main (like memes or normie shit like that).

But because training someone or having regular follow-ups with someone would mean expectations from him, Nick can't be bothered because he is a lazy, entitled man. He is used to shit just happening and dropping out of thin air. Sure, he worked hard (I think) at the beginning and was able to quickly jump on controversies and topics that helped him, but ever since he just returned to what seems to be his usual self and just wait for shit to happen around him without any commitment. If meeting with people that will give him money is TOO MUCH WORK, then imagine how meeting with someone that he gives money to must feel. That's precious time he could be....doing something? Coooooooming, perhaps.
 
But because training someone or having regular follow-ups with someone would mean expectations from him, Nick can't be bothered because he is a lazy, entitled man. He is used to shit just happening and dropping out of thin air. Sure, he worked hard (I think) at the beginning and was able to quickly jump on controversies and topics that helped him, but ever since he just returned to what seems to be his usual self and just wait for shit to happen around him without any commitment.

Two points here: You don't HAVE to train somebody. There must be loads of people who have experience in YouTube editing by now. You could just pay a bit more and get somebody who has experience working on someone else's channel. They'd almost certainly be better at it than some novice that Rekieta trained -- at the very least, they'd have a track record of proven success. But you'd have to pay more than minimum wage, so he might bristle at that.

Second thing: I hear a lot of people saying 'he worked hard back in the day'. Sitting in front of a camera and pontificating does not count as 'working hard' by any metric I'm familiar with. That's like saying I 'work hard' when I post to Kiwifarms. That shit isn't really work. If he was researching, editing, etc. I might be a little more inclined to buy it, but generally doesn't he just do live streams and clips of his live streams and pay pigs shower him with thousands of dollars a day for it?

It's a bit like saying 'Charles Manson did some bad shit, but he worked hard. He put real effort into brainwashing those teenage girls.'
 
Almost every other biggish YTber i know has some kind of employee, but that will not work for Nick.
Many people have asked over the years.

His excuse: he has legacy correspondence on his main email which is attorney/client privileged. He doesn't want anyone else to see those emails.

Does he really think we're that stupid?
1) He could go through his historical emails and remove those;
2) Most attorneys have assistants who see all correspondence. Nick knows what an NDA is.

My spitball theory: I believe Nick has said stuff - consistently and frequently - across platforms in DMs which would be totally damning if leaked. That could be any combination of bitching about/doxxing his subs and other creators, revealing secrets about friends (Drex, etc.), arranging swinging dates, sexting with porn stars/wine moms/basedfrommars, screaming at his pastor/wife/family/in-laws, lying in his contract negotiations - whatever.

What has he said on emails and DMs that he doesn't want an assistant or social media manager to see? He's scared of something.
 
Two points here: You don't HAVE to train somebody. There must be loads of people who have experience in YouTube editing by now. You could just pay a bit more and get somebody who has experience working on someone else's channel. They'd almost certainly be better at it than some novice that Rekieta trained -- at the very least, they'd have a track record of proven success. But you'd have to pay more than minimum wage, so he might bristle at that.

Second thing: I hear a lot of people saying 'he worked hard back in the day'. Sitting in front of a camera and pontificating does not count as 'working hard' by any metric I'm familiar with. That's like saying I 'work hard' when I post to Kiwifarms. That shit isn't really work. If he was researching, editing, etc. I might be a little more inclined to buy it, but generally doesn't he just do live streams and clips of his live streams and pay pigs shower him with thousands of dollars a day for it?

It's a bit like saying 'Charles Manson did some bad shit, but he worked hard. He put real effort into brainwashing those teenage girls.'
I suppose you are right. Early on he did get some interesting topics, guests and it seemed like he knew what he was talking about, and when he did not know about something he would eventually learn. I guess hard work was not it, but he did some work. At least more than what he does now.
 
Yes, he did. That's what made Drexel's slip up in in August 2022 so funny. Basically, Drexel threw Nick's reputation under the bus to defend himself, since it apparently bothers Drexel that people would think he is a worse person than Nick. Insecurity is a harsh mistress indeed.

At around the 1:20 mark, Drexel couldn't explain his connection to Nick without confessing that it makes sense off camera. He also implies that Nick's degenerate discord was actually a truer picture of who Nick really is. This indicates deception/hypocrisy on Nick's part.

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Also, note that Drexel doesn't seem to consider Nick to even be a Christian (3:12 mark), something Nick still maintains.
That's funny because the atmosphere of Nick's discord was basically more like a mini kiwifarms. You'd see the word nigger but never anyone posting pics of their own ass. His head janny would clean any pics remotely NSFW.
Two points here: You don't HAVE to train somebody. There must be loads of people who have experience in YouTube editing by now. You could just pay a bit more and get somebody who has experience working on someone else's channel. They'd almost certainly be better at it than some novice that Rekieta trained -- at the very least, they'd have a track record of proven success. But you'd have to pay more than minimum wage, so he might bristle at that.

Second thing: I hear a lot of people saying 'he worked hard back in the day'. Sitting in front of a camera and pontificating does not count as 'working hard' by any metric I'm familiar with. That's like saying I 'work hard' when I post to Kiwifarms. That shit isn't really work. If he was researching, editing, etc. I might be a little more inclined to buy it, but generally doesn't he just do live streams and clips of his live streams and pay pigs shower him with thousands of dollars a day for it?
The funny thing is he had multiple clip channels, he could have hired one of them to do editing. One is aylawgging him now though so I guess he's down an option.
 
Nick Is like Richard lowtax.

He could hire a paralegal to do a few hours of research during the week. Just set up on new SM account for someone to run.

also I would agree if he said tuesday night is his unplug night where he is alone with him kids and wife, and the wifes boyfriends. he would be able to recharge his battery better
 
I believe this is almost undoubtedly the case.

Here (0:00 - 2:00) he basically outright states, that for 5 years he's been testing his audience to see what they will tolerate. Now he believes he is financially secure enough that he no longer needs to care what his audience thinks. (The whole video's worth a watch if you haven't seen it.)

What I don't get is why he tried to hide who he is for so long? Did pandering to the more traditional crowd do better numbers on YouTube? Does it go back to him having to please his catholic parents? Whatever the reason may be I think it's safe to say, NICK LOVES TO PRANCE AROUND IN HIS UNDERWEAR IN FRONT OF GAY MEN.
He's been hiding his true self all this time?
What does it say about him that he looks less happy and less healthy now compared to when he was pretending.


What is the end result of this? Well, Rekieta revealed it at the end of his YouTube stream. Nick claims "Youtube has been really dropping the axe on my subscribers", saying he's lost about "4,000 in the past couple weeks".
He can't figure out the people he's been testing didn't like the new direction and unsubbed?

Mindset himself I suspect is quite the lolcow, but he's flown way underneath the radar for too long. This aggressive retelling of internet commentary is very enlightening. Maybe he thinks he is next. Has Mindset managed to craft a following of his own beyond the incestuous bunch he borrows from Nick's base? If not, then that leaves him quite vulnerable to whatever happens in Nick's corner if they're sharing the same audiences since he clearly can't separate his own cow behavior from Nick's.
Legal Mindset is Drex's spiritual brother, they're both fake to the core. I've watched quite a lot of his streams way back and I've never seen him stand up for an argument against the majority voice. He seems too submissive to his guests to be one of those alpha male people thing. The amount of time he backtracked robbed him of any credibility.

He already is a giant fag. He was on the super duper cringe alpha male podcast show known as Fresh and Fit. If I'm not mistaken, Fresh and Fit have their own thread on here. That therefore makes 2 direct degrees of lolcow connections for Andrew.
He said on one stream (maybe it was F&F itself) he knew the Fresh and Fit guys personally even before they started their show.

"go, like, laugh at stuff and have a good time"
Hmm, so Rekieta is coming back to Kiwifarms?

And it makes a lot of sense to have at least one "employee" if you are at the point where you can afford it, hell even before that. If you have the cash around it makes sense to pay someone to help out.

Creating content requires a lot of time on preprod and postprod work (unless you are Rackets and get ready by pulling the first three things you see on IG). Scripting, proof-reading, second drafts, preparing and researching topics, getting the visuals, promoting, thumbnails, getting clips, titling, creating additional content around your main (like memes or normie shit like that).
He could have put his kids to work since he has no problem talking sex with them I can't see anything he'd have against them witnessing all his degeneracy. Hell, put his wife to work. He tried to involve her in the streams months ago, getting her to do work in the background would be a good way of easing her in.

Weird thing, I've always had the impression Rekieta's wife did house work and was busy all day with laundry and stuff.
 
Two points here: You don't HAVE to train somebody. There must be loads of people who have experience in YouTube editing by now. You could just pay a bit more and get somebody who has experience working on someone else's channel. They'd almost certainly be better at it than some novice that Rekieta trained -- at the very least, they'd have a track record of proven success. But you'd have to pay more than minimum wage, so he might bristle at that.

Second thing: I hear a lot of people saying 'he worked hard back in the day'. Sitting in front of a camera and pontificating does not count as 'working hard' by any metric I'm familiar with. That's like saying I 'work hard' when I post to Kiwifarms. That shit isn't really work. If he was researching, editing, etc. I might be a little more inclined to buy it, but generally doesn't he just do live streams and clips of his live streams and pay pigs shower him with thousands of dollars a day for it?

It's a bit like saying 'Charles Manson did some bad shit, but he worked hard. He put real effort into brainwashing those teenage girls.'
He at least put in the time and effort to read documents beforehand and make highlights ans redactions, as needed. Even a cursory review would be something...

Hell, I would even give him credit at this point for waking up ans streaming consistently for day trial and capitalising on breaking news and drama no later than the night of... He cannot seem to do even that.

Putting in effort is such a low bar at this point that is is laughable.
Many people have asked over the years.

His excuse: he has legacy correspondence on his main email which is attorney/client privileged. He doesn't want anyone else to see those emails.

Does he really think we're that stupid?
1) He could go through his historical emails and remove those;
2) Most attorneys have assistants who see all correspondence. Nick knows what an NDA is.

My spitball theory: I believe Nick has said stuff - consistently and frequently - across platforms in DMs which would be totally damning if leaked. That could be any combination of bitching about/doxxing his subs and other creators, revealing secrets about friends (Drex, etc.), arranging swinging dates, sexting with porn stars/wine moms/basedfrommars, screaming at his pastor/wife/family/in-laws, lying in his contract negotiations - whatever.

What has he said on emails and DMs that he doesn't want an assistant or social media manager to see? He's scared of something.
To add on to this, d uou know what they make? Multi-user e-mail services where you can have multiple logins to a corporate account. Just set it up with a new address.

Want to know something else even simpler that might blow your mind? E-mail forwarding... Here's the really MAGICAL part: you can set it up to forward ONLY new messages! All Nick has to do is stop using the business e-mail for anything personal.

If you want to go even simpler, gues what? Setup a BRAND NEW e-mail address for business enquiries and remind people for a few months to use the new one for business.

Much WOW! Technical wizardry!

If Nick got his head out of his arse long enough to do some basic bitch work, he could easily and permanently solve this excuse of an issue.

Nick Is like Richard lowtax.

He could hire a paralegal to do a few hours of research during the week. Just set up on new SM account for someone to run.

also I would agree if he said tuesday night is his unplug night where he is alone with him kids and wife, and the wifes boyfriends. he would be able to recharge his battery better

The Farms have been saying he needs to do so many things, and Nick has bitched and moaned about 'muh social media genius' to delay until the last possible minute to make the change.

He made the switch to do short content just before the YT algorithm changed to implement shorts. (Plus his 'clips are 15 - 20 minutes long)

He made the switch to Rumble only after being banned on YT.he got an editor to help with thumbnails and other content adapter he stopped doing thumbnails for the livestreams.

He is behind the curve on everything and he only has himself to blame. He has burned up all the luck and is jow facing reality.

Weird thing, I've always had the impression Rekieta's wife did house work and was busy all day with laundry and stuff.
If she does more than an hour or two of housework (she doesn't cook) I would be surprised. Nick has always had ro drive a kid somewhere or do something, so unless he was lying all the way back in 2018, she seems to not really be the domestic type.
 
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