Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[A Sunset]

Welcome, Shame, to the New “Internet Tough Guy” Board!

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Conglaturations. Thanks to your retard war, Fatrick getting mocked by celebrities, and Jackie Singh falsely accusing a random Swede of federal crimes, we now have a dedicated space to commenting and laughing at LOLcows on the Internet who pretend to be tough online.

We couldn’t have done it without you, buddy. You did it! Let us know what you think - better use your girlfriend as the messenger, of course, because you’re a Faggot.

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[A Sunset]

So on @KF Cruiser ’s profile, @Slobs came up with this hilarious image.



I actually think a Shane Nokes Doom Mod would be hysterical. @Admiral Throbnelius says they’re down to help make it, and has a little modding experience.

Also, it’s been suggested that I be one of the bosses. LMFAO. Other bosses I would suggest are Null, Elon Musk, Trump, and a scale.

I have zero experience with Modding, but putting it out there in case any autists want to jump on the idea. And I’d certainly be willing to create art assets, time allowing. What better way to inaugurate Shame’s new subforum then with a retarded mod dedicated to him?

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Celebrating the birth of the Tough Guy board by re-posting the totally real bus driver story:


from some local paper's comment section he was shitting up

"shoulders like a linebacker"

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Just had an idea
Shane is using both @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers. He just got his gf to do pics so he could post them. The reason why he keeps making himself seem as pathetic as possible is because he has a humiliation fetish

Yeah. Something about this doesn't smell right.

 

[A Sunset]

Celebrating the birth of the Tough Guy board by re-posting the totally real bus driver story:
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from some local paper's comment section he was shitting up

Holy shit. I think we finally found out where this picture came from.


This must be from when he slugged that bus driver and also had him fired! Shame even encourages people to find him on Facebook. God damn, I would not want this Tough Guy coming after me.


POV: You’ve just opened your bus door and this muscle-bound Chad is ready to beat you senseless, then rape you with a butter knife.

Because this lolcow knows nothing and must intellectually posture instead, he's desperately alluding to this embarrassing, long debunked leftist rumor where they take a complete joke as if it's totally serious. Speaking of complete jokes passed off as if it's completely serious, this lolcow sure fits the bill!

Thanks for the Lore and Loffs. I guess not wanting to wank, and instead fuck real women, is a deeply Right-Wing concept. As is getting daily handjobs from sexy women. As always, we can trust the journalists on this! I’ve learned so much about what it means to be Progressive! Thanks, Shame!

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

@I'm Just A Worm we should probably make a seperate thread to discuss the Doom mod so it doesn't derail the main Shane thread.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Thanks! I thought you guys here were supposed to be vicious and mean.

Lies! We're the nicest people on the Internet.

I gotta get to bed to get my slut sleep so I can wake up and suck tomorrow's dick. Keep the questions coming and I'll get back to you. Don't get too thirsty.

Thirsty? I'm not the one posting revealing selfies on KF.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

So on @KF Cruiser ’s profile, @Slobs came up with this hilarious image.

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I actually think a Shane Nokes Doom Mod would be hysterical. @Admiral Throbnelius says they’re down to help make it, and has a little modding experience.

Also, it’s been suggested that I be one of the bosses. LMFAO. Other bosses I would suggest are Null, Elon Musk, Trump, and a scale.

I have zero experience with Modding, but putting it out there in case any autists want to jump on the idea. And I’d certainly be willing to create art assets, time allowing. What better way to inaugurate Shame’s new subforum then with a retarded mod dedicated to him?

Modding for Doom is really easy, especially if you are just replacing sprites and sounds. I can try and dig up some of the tools I used to use.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Modding for Doom is really easy, especially if you are just replacing sprites and sounds. I can try and dig up some of the tools I used to use.

Hopefully we can figure out or get help from some kiwis who have more expeirence and talent in coding to add some extra features like achievements for example, but swapping sprites shouldn't be an issue at all. That picture of Shane bleeding is perfect as a low health icon, but I'll save other ideas for a dedicated thread.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

Hopefully we can figure out or get help from some kiwis who have more expeirence and talent in coding to add some extra features like achievements for example, but swapping sprites shouldn't be an issue at all. That picture of Shane bleeding is perfect as a low health icon, but I'll save other ideas for a dedicated thread.

The music should all be presets from his pre-MIDI Casio keyboard.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

The music should all be presets from his pre-MIDI Casio keyboard.

Instead of the usual Doom armor meter, it should be a Gunt meter. Also one of the guns should fire puzzle pieces.

 

[Harbinger of the Demiurge]

Hopefully we can figure out or get help from some kiwis who have more expeirence and talent in coding to add some extra features like achievements for example, but swapping sprites shouldn't be an issue at all. That picture of Shane bleeding is perfect as a low health icon, but I'll save other ideas for a dedicated thread.

You guys, like, wanna stand up a Github for this or something? A collaborative KF inspired DOOM mod? I think that would be hilarious. You could play as the Slobbermutt instead of DoomGuy.
My coding is somewhat rusty and I've never DOOM modded, but maybe I could make a decent pull request.

 

[Black Cat2]

BTW, isn't it quite curious they seem to never be online at the same time?
HMMMM

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the reason was that they're too broke to afford more than one computer, and they're just sharing the PC?

Also, for the Kiwis planning to make a mod collaboratively, remember to maintain OPSEC and not end up downloading any viruses lmao.

 

[Meriasek]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the reason was that they're too broke to afford more than one computer, and they're just sharing the PC?

Also, for the Kiwis planning to make a mod collaboratively, remember to maintain OPSEC and not end up downloading any viruses lmao.

You'd think they knew how to use smartphones, but then again, Shane as a dedicated Microsoftie probably refuses to use those since his last Windows phone died.

/edit: Also, to do the obvious joke, "microsoftie" is also an accurate description of his genitals.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the reason was that they're too broke to afford more than one computer, and they're just sharing the PC?

I mean can either Ham beast really provide?

They check the thread every 10 minutes aswell

 

[AnOminous]

Either it's part of a sick fantasy of his or he really does think of his woman as a whore.

Owning the Farms by calling your own girlfriend a morbidly obese prostitute. The wins never stop.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

You guys, like, wanna stand up a Github for this or something? A collaborative KF inspired DOOM mod? I think that would be hilarious. You could play as the Slobbermutt instead of DoomGuy.
My coding is somewhat rusty and I've never DOOM modded, but maybe I could make a decent pull request.

That would be great and any help would be appreciated. The idea started from a Shane shitpost on his profile and the way I would picture the main plot is that Shane has to venture within Kiwi Farms to defeat Null and shut the site down. Of course it can definitely be expanded and I would want to add way more Kiwi Farms references and maybe shit like achievements if possible.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't know if its a humiliation fetish or Shame's idea of a "genius plan to own us" but everything "she" says strikes me as exactly the kind of thing Shame would make up in order to play a roll.

Ha ha! Joke's on you! I was only pretending to be an utter cuckold with a fat gutter whore for a girlfriend!

Because this lolcow knows nothing and must intellectually posture instead, he's desperately alluding to this embarrassing, long debunked leftist rumor where they take a complete joke as if it's totally serious.

The fake news is full of absolute bullshit stories like this by gullible morons who mistake jokes and memes for sincerity. Just look at the idiocy like milk or the "OK" sign being white power symbols, shit totally made up by trolls.

 

[Rick's Beef Wellington]

That would be great and any help would be appreciated. The idea started from a Shane shitpost on his profile and the way I would picture the main plot is that Shane has to venture within Kiwi Farms to defeat Null and shut the site down. Of course it can definitely be expanded and I would want to add way more Kiwi Farms references and maybe shit like achievements if possible.

I mean if we're spitballing here, the perfect plot/setting for Shameboy: A Pig Adventure would be him walking through a terrible section of Portland to get to the supermarket. The core mechanic is timing your rests carefully and making sure your Mountain Dew levels don't drop too low.

 

[AnOminous]

Celebrating the birth of the Tough Guy board by re-posting the totally real bus driver story:

This is a bullshit story and assault on a bus driver is generally an aggravated assault. They make damn sure you go at least to jail for it. Not sure where he's claiming this bullshit happened.

This must be from when he slugged that bus driver and also had him fired! Shame even encourages people to find him on Facebook. God damn, I would not want this Tough Guy coming after me.

So like Fatty Hoglinson he got his ass kicked and then posted about how he totally won.

You have to love when a fat retard shows a picture of his pulped face and fat lip as somehow being "proof" that he won something.