Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[SentinentCloud]

bros i...

 

[An automatic clown]

Hmmm. I'm starting to press X.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Hmmm. I'm starting to press X.

Yeah, getting that feeling too.
One thing still eludes me: What do they gain from this? Is it an attempt to spread false info and muddy the waters? Does Shane want more attention coming to his thread? Do they think it's funny to make him look even more pathetic than he is?

 

[alawital]

I can already see future farmers looking back at this point from page 1700
Whether gayops or real, this certifies Shane's eternal cow status.

 

[Billy Stinkwater]

Yeah, getting that feeling too.
One thing still eludes me: What do they gain from this? Is it an attempt to spread false info and muddy the waters? Does Shane want more attention coming to his thread? Do they think it's funny to make him look pathetic?

I imagine he tried to send his ogre in as a trojan horse since his account was already sussed out gaining the trust of farmers by posting sideboob pics and halfass slams on him but their plan had one fatal flaw.....

She is fattty fat fat and we would not have sex with.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Why is Shame still pretending to be Dan Mullen?
Does he wish he could stand up to Jackie like Dan can?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In the end Shane will say this was all a lie and that it really was his girlfriend. Not understanding that originally saying that he's paying for her whether or is a lie looks bad on him. Either it's part of a sick fantasy of his or he really does think of his woman as a whore.

 

[internet friend]

Calling it now: in Shane's mind only the sexiest girls become whores. Therefore by calling his forever girlfriend a whore, were all gonna thirst and drool over it, which will result in us getting epically owned MLG noscope style that we can't have such a catch as he has.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Just had an idea
Shane is using both @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers. He just got his gf to do pics so he could post them. The reason why he keeps making himself seem as pathetic as possible is because he has a humiliation fetish

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

because he has a humiliation fetish

Wouldn't be the first cow with one. Wont be the last.

 

[ten dollars off]

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers retroactively eligible for the forum achievement for marrying another KF user?

I believe you have to make an account first, and marry latter. It's about finding love on KF, not about a love couple making an account

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I believe you have to make an account first, and marry latter. It's about finding love on KF, not about a love couple making an account

Otherwise it has been done multiple times before. Like Melinda and her dead Manlet. And that one cow who thought we were all famous people out to get her but also married to her or something.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Otherwise it has been done multiple times before. Like Melinda and her dead Manlet. And that one cow who thought we were all famous people out to get her but also married to her or something.

There should be an achievement for bullying your husband into suicide like she did. Just saying, Mel has a higher kill count than most of users here.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

There should be an achievement for bullying your husband into suicide like she did. Just saying, Mel has a higher kill count than most of users here.

Death is the only way to escape from suffering. He was malding in life, rotting in death. Such is fate. There's no escaping it.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Just had an idea
Shane is using both @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers. He just got his gf to do pics so he could post them. The reason why he keeps making himself seem as pathetic as possible is because he has a humiliation fetish

He's definitely seemed unusually excited about this whole being mocked and degraded thing, that doesn't seem to far fetched. Plus look at the dude. He looks like the kind of person who'd have a humiliation fetish.

We'll know for sure when the diaper pictures start rolling in. That's usually how it goes here on the farms.

There should be an achievement for bullying your husband into suicide like she did. Just saying, Mel has a higher kill count than most of users here.

But to be fair she also has a higher birth count since she's spawned an entire ship crew's worth of children, so it sort of equals out.

 

[Meriasek]

Just had an idea
Shane is using both @KF Cruiser and @Harry Hamburgers. He just got his gf to do pics so he could post them. The reason why he keeps making himself seem as pathetic as possible is because he has a humiliation fetish

That is my suspicion as well. Either humiliation fetish or just thinking that by getting people to believe lies about himself he's winning in some way.
But here's the thing Shane: We're just here for the entertainment. Most of what you say is a lie, anyway, and finding that out is half the fun. You're not clowning on us or pwning our asses, you just provide us wholesome entertainment. Bending over backwards to make up silly shit about yourself really isn't the dunk you think it is, even if we believe it for a bit.
Because it's funny when you post it, and that's all that matters.
So please, do continue. The negrates, the , the "getting your girlfriend to pretend she's an escort hired for the girlfriend experience and talk shit about you on a forum posting pics of herself". It's a fantastic bit, and it's so nice to see someone being this eager to be a lolcow and provide the milk.

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

Shane Brokes

 

[Useful_Mistake]

But to be fair she also has a higher birth count since she's spawned an entire ship crew's worth of children, so it sort of equals out

Brb, have to make a dozen children before my murder hearing

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

It's not fair to compare our Shame to Melinda. Melinda is a true planet of a cow, whereas Shame is just a moon orbiting Fatrick. Even as a lolcow, he's second-rate.

Melinda otoh runs her own cult of one-plus-maybe-her-minor-children, drove her husband to suicide, doxed her disgusting feet.