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Is it over?

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I'm starting to think Jon isn't spying on Damiel and Vance for Letty. It seems more like he just wants the approval from everyone and will divulge literally anything to anyone.
I think he might be to retarded to make alliances. I don't think he really gets the idea of having allies and sticking with them.
 
Just got back from work and kept up via KF when it wasn't broken.
@Mr.Bucket This. Jon is ruining the game right now. If you think Damiel should be kicked out because they bent the rules to bring him back in, then you should equally want Jon to be kicked out because they keep bending the rules to keep him there. His occasional funny moment (which is generally just loud = funny) is outweighed by him being a whiny bitch and a big baby who hides and cries whenever anything doesn't go the way he wants it to (mid 20s, btw).

I get that a lot of people have their own pet retards on this show, and the Jon fans shout the loudest in this thread (as the Josie fans do on /tv/; there's nothing wrong with doing so, too), but he's been increasingly sandbagging the whole thing over the last few days.
And all you mfs thought I was in the wrong when I said Jon is becoming tiresome.

Jon's going next, his tard brain cant even have him understand how participate in challenges and his pussy attitude has him hiding in the bathroom crying, definitely not shonen hero-like. His Andrew Tate wannabe speech impediment antics were funny at first but the joke is running dry.
 
Jon said that if he wins this whole thing he’s going to buy the crew a pizza party,

Also, I internalized who Sylvia is last night. She’s a pick me. It should have clicked when she told the camera she wants to beat up Anisa.

Last night Sylvia spent the day with letty. They talked about their hopes and dreams. Their interests and personal lives. Most importantly they opened up about their body image issues.

Where was Sylvia last night while Letty was upset and alone? Cackling with team evil while they tore down letty.
 
And all you mfs thought I was in the wrong when I said Jon is becoming tiresome.

Jon's going next, his tard brain cant even have him understand how participate in challenges and his pussy attitude has him hiding in the bathroom crying, definitely not shonen hero-like. His Andrew Tate wannabe speech impediment antics were funny at first but the joke is running dry.
Why would they get rid of Jon before Sylvia? Jon is creating jontent today before they've even kicked anything off. Best Sylvia got is people wondering what she'd slap on her face.
 
Jon said that if he wins this whole thing he’s going to buy the crew a pizza party,

Also, I internalized who Sylvia is last night. She’s a pick me. It should have clicked when she told the camera she wants to beat up Anisa.

Last night Sylvia spent the day with letty. They talked about their hopes and dreams. Their interests and personal lives. Most importantly they opened up about their body image issues.

Where was Sylvia last night while Letty was upset and alone? Cackling with team evil while they tore down letty.
If Jon is trying to bribe his way into winning he'd be better off saying he'll buy the crew Xanax. Except Jet, say you'll get him Unibrow removal.
 
Jon monologuing about business shit, wanting to hang out with viewers over the summer, and how he appreciates his supporters. Letty barely on the bed, zoned out. Not sure what she staring at.
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Why would they get rid of Jon before Sylvia? Jon is creating jontent today before they've even kicked anything off. Best Sylvia got is people wondering what she'd slap on her face.
People in this thread seriously want to get rid of the most entertaining fish, Jon is the catalyst for the entire show, nothing entertaining happens that doesn't involve him. You remove him and what happens? The next three weeks would just be people lying on the sofa and sleeping, even more so than now.
 
I keep zoning out but the gist of Damiel's speech is him talking about all the women he's banged or dated. Honestly does not make him look cool, he sounds insecure. I can't tell if this is something the crew told him to do, or if he's on an upper and feeling extra chatty. But he won't shut up. Now he's talking about never being bicurious in his life. Lmao

I can't believe this guy is 27.

Edit: Man, he really is not shutting up, Josie and Sylvia aren't saying shit. Dam is rambling so much. I honestly can't tell if this on purpose or if he got a hold of some adderall.
 
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I keep zoning out but the gist of Damiel's speech is him talking about all the women he's banged or dated. Honestly does not make him look cool, he sounds insecure. I can't tell if this is something the crew told him to do, or if he's on an upper and feeling extra chatty. But he won't shut up. Now he's talking about never being bicurious in his life. Lmao

I can't believe this guy is 27.
He talks like the average hip-hop groid from 1992 crossed with teenage girl- "my like homies bro like nah mean"

too bad no one asked about his posting drag pics on insta phase.
 
I think a big reason shows like this gradually shave off the contestants is that the fewer people showrunners have to deal with the less money they have to spend on them. Food budget for 8 people for six weeks is a not insignificant cost.
It also just makes more drama as people are motivated to be interesting or be booted, and when it's a smaller group it's easier to do larger and more elaborate challenges designed specifically to fuck with those people.
 
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