Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

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Salzig said:
If Chris dies from this, it'll be blamed on the interbutt. Maybe they'll try to get some stricter laws concerning trolling passed.

It's kinda sad that the only way Chrischan could ever do anything of historical importance is by dropping dead.
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Trolling has nothing to do with this.

If the internet has played a role in this, it's because of Chris's constant exposure to the idea that men can become women at the drop of a hat and because he discovered those stupid hypnosis videos.
 
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repentance said:
Trolling has nothing to do with this.

If the internet has played a role in this, it's because of Chris's constant exposure to the idea that men can become women at the drop of a hat and because he discovered those stupid hypnosis videos.
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I agree. I don't think his eventual pathetic demise is because of 'trolls'. But certain groups will try to spin it that way, is what I'm saying.
 
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repentance said:
Trolling has nothing to do with this.

If the internet has played a role in this, it's because of Chris's constant exposure to the idea that men can become women at the drop of a hat and because he discovered those stupid hypnosis videos.
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http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Weening

An old saying among Christorians applies here: "Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris." Even without active trolling, Chris is so good at turning his own life into a rolling disaster that not even the triumphant return of Clyde Cash could top how he's trolling himself. So just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show.
 
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I am really torn on this development.


On the one hand I get it that people have concerns for Chris as a fellow human being. Not to mention a corpse doesn't produce much in terms of epic drama or add much to the cwc odyssey.


However on the other hand this is Chris. He will do what he wants and ignore all advice until he personally figures it out. He is legally competent to make his own decisions. You don't need to dig too deep on the internet to find people doing really nasty shit to themselves. Hell, back in l when I lurked in /b/ I remember the bme postings of people giving themselves infections so they could become amputees. Chris might be misguided and diluted but there are always more fucked up people out there.


I think the white knighting recently is ok but at this point I think it should stop. Chris gets it that people think he is making a poor choice. He doesn't care. I would just sit back and see what happens. My guess is that it's going to start to really hurt and Chris is going to be stuck with a nasty medical bill in the next year or so.
 
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The "Unclit 2.0 Saga" has begun.
Will Chris find a trace amount of common sense in his brain-soup of autism and lego?
Will he get help for the large open sore on his perineum?
Will he be able to keep the wound clear of fecal debris during Da Stress?
Will Barb have a stroke when she finally discovers the truth about Pristine Christine's new pussyhole?

The truth is, based on all we've seen throughout the years, Chris will leave this until it's too late. In fact he certainly already has. From the looks of it he now has a never ending asshole. Chris is incapable of wound care. He is convinced the wound is a vagina and is manipulating an open sore with the same hands that clean up the Chandler cat mess or touch his greasy, fire-damaged and Hungryman leftovers-stained lego.

We'll go back to the e-begging schedule for a while until the day he is wheeled away from 14BC riddled with sepsis, hallucinating and sweating.


Lol.
 
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reeb said:
The "Unclit 2.0 Saga" has begun.
Will Chris find a trace amount of common sense in his brain-soup of autism and lego?
Will he get help for the large open sore on his perineum?
Will he be able to keep the wound clear of fecal debris during Da Stress?
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No
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Will Barb have a stroke when she finally discovers the truth about Pristine Christine's new pussyhole?
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Yes
 
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Henry Bemis said:
I'd like to think that if the folks behind the channel got wind of this, they'd be caught between a rock and a hard place in how to respond, if at all. Like, they probably wouldn't want to say "Chris, our videos don't really work like that."
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Didn't these videos always have a "This is for entertainment purposes only" disclaimer at the bottom of their description? Basically Chris could literally kill himself with these (I'm not on team "Chris is about to die" btw), and they'd be pretty well covered from liability. At least in criminal court, civil court is a land of no rules.
 
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Gav01 said:
Didn't these videos always have a "This is for entertainment purposes only" disclaimer at the bottom of their description? Basically Chris could literally kill himself with these (I'm not on team "Chris is about to die" btw), and they'd be pretty well covered from liability. At least in criminal court, civil court is a land of no rules.
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They're not liable in the legal sense, but I doubt they want the publicity which would come with "autistic man died because he believed hypnosis gave him a vagina" stories. No quacks like news stories which shine a spotlight on quackery.

This isn't even really a foreseeable harm. The worst they'd anticipate is someone deluding themselves that their boobs are getting bigger. At no point would they have considered the possibility that someone is going to develop a genital wound and think it's a vagina because of their subliminal hypnosis tapes.

Now if Chris sent them a message with pictures attached singing the praises of how effective their tapes are and their response was anything other than "see a doctor ASAP", they'd be getting into dodgy territory.
 
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repentance said:
Trolling has nothing to do with this.

If the internet has played a role in this, it's because of Chris's constant exposure to the idea that men can become women at the drop of a hat and because he discovered those stupid hypnosis videos.
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When I first joined this place, I thought there was really an autistic Illuminati and that Barb and Chris were just dancing for change. Now, I have come to the conclusion that Chris is just insane and needs no one to pull the strings. Trolls just help shape their vision for Chris-Chan's insanity and Chris does the rest:!: A lot of the times he does the rest on his own..
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
My husband and I are almost certain that Chris is not a transgender person; when I first joined this place, I thought there was really an autistic Illuminati and that Barb and Chris were just dancing for change. Now, I have come to the conclusion that Chris is just insane and needs no one to pull the strings. Trolls just help shape their vision for Chris-Chan's insanity and Chris does the rest:!: A lot of the times he does the rest on his own..
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When we're questioning Chris's identity I think it's gotten to the point to lock the thread again.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
I understand Marvin, I was not trying to insult your intelligence
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lol Marvin seems cool enough but you don't need to kiss his ass just because he once put on a pickle suit to troll an exceptional individual.

Petition to unlock this thread so we can spread around the shitposting love https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-would-happen-if-chris-died.15763/
 
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