Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Spunt]

Doubt he'd browse here or ona.

Disappointed!

 

[Oxyjen]

How's that saying go? "Don't argue with an idiot, they'll only drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"?

Arguing with Patrick is like wrestling with a pig. You’ll both get covered in shit, but the pig will enjoy it.

 

[Croaking Spider]

Something just tickles the shit out of me imagining Mark Pellegrino skimming the highlights of this thread looking for tea to dunk on Fatrick with.

People can condone the Farms all they want, but this is undeniably THE place to be for exceptional individual tea. Let it go already, come watch movies and laugh at retards with us like you know you want to.

 

[Law]

Holy fuck, I was so caught up with the Fishtank shit because the Fatrick stuff seemed to be getting slow and then I miss this.

Goddamn he is my favorite cow.

Imagine Fat on Fishtank.
. . . with special themed Fishtoys:

>Wait for the Knock: a room of your choice receives loud knocks on the door $857
>Soooooo-ie!: the smell of sizzling bacon fills the house $600
>Not Fat. Never Was. : a contestant of your choice receives a delivery of high-calorie bar food $756
>That's just your delusions, Stalker!: strange whispers fill a room of your choice $95
>Barfight!: 6 bikers enter the house, looking for trouble $2650

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mark Pellegrino is officially the first celebrity stalker child

There are a few minor celebrities who are Patposters. One of them is the former lead singer of one of the biggest bands of the past 40 years. I don’t want to out him ITT and would suggest no one else does, but it’s easy to figure out if you’ve been paying attention on OnA.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Mark Pellegrino is officially the first celebrity stalker child

Wasn't that Norm?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Does Fatrick have a mild form of Downs Syndrome, (if thats even possible) or did his mother drink while she was pregnant?
Some of his pics in the OP, you can see he has a slightly mongoloided look about him, even through the obvious Soy features.

 

[Associate Rick]

Have you ever seen Jesse Ventura's conspiracy show? It's hilarious. Professional wrestler and professional governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura and his crack team of awkward interns travel around the country trying to infiltrate the Bilderberg group and prove which politicians are lizard people.
I would love to see Pat in a show like this.
"9/11 was an inside job, child. They're hiding the black boxes, stalker."

I’ve watched this at least four times:

Or this one.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Arguing with Patrick is like wrestling with a pig. You’ll both get covered in shit, but the pig will enjoy it.

The pig would be much more pleasant company, a far better author, wouldn't spend all day on Twitter, would be interested in raising/interacting with its offspring, and would be gravely insulted it was ever compared to Patrick.

There are a few minor celebrities who are Patposters. One of them is the former lead singer of one of the biggest bands of the past 40 years. I don’t want to out him ITT and would suggest no one else does, but it’s easy to figure out if you’ve been paying attention on OnA.

You don't have to say anything, but blink twice if it's Steve Perry.

 

[Maude Snew]

The pig would be much more pleasant company, a far better author, wouldn't spend all day on Twitter, would be interested in raising/interacting with its offspring, and would be gravely insulted it was ever compared to Patrick.

Plus you could feed dead bodies to the pig to dispose of evidence that aren't black.

 

[NoReturn]

Putting Patrick aside for a moment, I've actually gained a great deal of respect for Mr. Pellegrino. I doubt we'd see eye to eye on many issues, but I very much respect his approach with regard to civility and freedom of expression, wanting his ideas to win out as opposed to being forced on others unquestioned. He seems to be a classical liberal versus a leftist, and if more individuals were like him, I think the country and world would be a great deal better off.

I can live in a society with Mark Pellegrinos and probably even be friends with him, I cannot live in a society of Patrick Tomlinsons and I find myself posting yet again in his ever-expanding thread on the Kiwi Farms.

Same. He sounds like a genuinely chill, educated guy.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Congrats Mark, you've been "childed" by the great and rotund Fatrick S. Tomilson, one of the scifi writters of all time. Welcome to the club, we meet every Wednesday and there are bratwurst and Wisconsins best bar meatloaf. I hope you feel welcome and enjoy your new company.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Now that he's Hollywood famous, I'm looking forward to the Fatrick Netflix adaptation where he will be played by a strong independent black woman.

It may end up as a comedy and we can get Jack Black or James Corden to play him.

 

[AnOminous]

Personally I doubt he has any money to burn on a lawsuit and going pro se would make him look like self publishing would in his mind I'm assuming so that's right out for him.

Too bad because I bet he could give Russell Greer a run for his money as a vexatious litigant.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

Too bad because I bet he could give Russell Greer a run for his money as a vexatious litigant.

Son
I don’t get you
nah nah
stalker child

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: Mark is reading this thread, and piggy responds:

If you ask me, Mark reading this thread is actually a bigger happening than the fact he shit on Fatrick.

I always wondered what actual celebrities might puruse the Farms. No, "e-celebrities" don't count.

That it's a guy who played Lucifer seems oddly appropriate. LOL.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If you ask me, Mark reading this thread is actually a bigger happening than the fact he shit on Fatrick.

Pellegrino is an Objectivist. Didn’t someone say Pat used to be a Rand fan?

 

[Maude Snew]

one of the scifi writters of all time.

You know it's still science fiction though and it requires science a bit, even if you do stretch it a lot. Rick wouldn't know science if it flash froze his tiny dick. Dunno what we'd call his kind of fiction though. His mother drank while pregnant? Gas leak? Dropped on his head as a child? Fat tissue replacing his brain matter? All of the above and more? I suppose we will only find out what the fuck is wrong with him after his autopsy results are out.

 

[FinnSven]

If you ask me, Mark reading this thread is actually a bigger happening than the fact he shit on Fatrick.

I always wondered what actual celebrities might puruse the Farms. No, "e-celebrities" don't count.

That it's a guy who played Lucifer seems oddly appropriate. LOL.

Maybe Gwendoline Christie, Tim Curry and Tom Ellis are all secret Pat posters?

 

[Maude Snew]

Maybe Gwendoline Christie, Tim Curry and Tom Ellis are all secret Pat posters?