Are you getting the vaccine? - Absolute trashfire thread, please enter with caution

>I-I'm not mad! You are!
You're gonna end up with your own thread soon, big guy
Basically every time I've seen the lolcalmdown meme uttered it was from somebody that was quite fucking MATI at that time.
It's a variant of the dril tweet
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According to science, it does if you're over 80. But neither me nor my boomer parents (whose only fault is not trusting Tucker Carlson enough to receive 0 vaxxes instead of 1, the side effects which almost sent my father to the hospital) ever saw an NFL player collapse on the field from a "random heart attack" that cancelled the game before last season. Safe and effective, right?
That was commotio cordis, and was the result of an impact. Most of the known cases are contact sports because you generally die without immediate CPR.
 
Calming down is

Basically every time I've seen the lolcalmdown meme uttered it was from somebody that was quite fucking MATI at that time.
It's a variant of the dril tweet
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I check up on this thread from time to time to see if this guy is still arguing with a bunch of people and occasionally prod him for a laugh. And each time he is still here, with the same handful of insults that makes me suspect Null is running a ChatGPT troll experiment on us. If not, it's pretty funny how we have a rogue cow loose on the Farms
 
>I-I'm not mad! You are!
You're gonna end up with your own thread soon, big guy
lol calm down, old man. It's not healthy when senile 85 year old men rile themselves up so much, particularly when it's because some dude on an internet forum decided to listen to medical professionals about medical advice instead of Alex Jones

That was commotio cordis, and was the result of an impact. Most of the known cases are contact sports because you generally die without immediate CPR.
Pfft, who are you going to believe, doctors or some schizophrenic autistic simpletons on Kiwi Farms?

You mean when you said

? I'm confused about how that answers the question
See, you are unable to read still. Next time you meet with your case worker, have her sign you up for some reading lessons. I really hope they decide to move you to a group home because you seem to need the assistance.

I check up on this thread from time to time to see if this guy is still arguing with a bunch of people and occasionally prod him for a laugh. And each time he is still here, with the same handful of insults that makes me suspect Null is running a ChatGPT troll experiment on us. If not, it's pretty funny how we have a rogue cow loose on the Farms
It's hilarious when 2022 join dates come into this thread and talk about what this forum is about to someone who has been here since 2013. And it's even funnier when they have an autistic anime profile picture. I recommend you go back to whatever shithole site you got banned from before you came here, because it's obvious the fact that this site isn't the Republican loving echo chamber you wanted has you so upset.
 
Again, you're showing your simpleton brain's lack of intellect here. Kids have always dropped from playing sports occasionally, and to automatically assume it was the vaccine that did it, instead of covid (or another factor) itself, if a pretty retarded argument to make. It's hilarious how anytime someone dies now, you retards blame it on the vaccine (even when they weren't vaccinated), but you were also saying that the CDC was saying every death was from covid before the vaccine was available. You can't have it both ways, little guy. Even for an Republican boomer with an anime avatar and a pro-pedophile name, you're a retard
We have the stats. You don't. Double or triple the number of kids are collapsing on the field. In professional sports, the number of soccer players collapsing in 2021 and 2022 was 3 times what it was 2000-2019. Something isn't right, and the best answer is the vaxx since we know how its spike proteins fuck up the immune system and get lodged in parts of the body like the heart. Sometimes elsewhere, like Nicki Minaj's cousin who got it lodged in the testicles and is now infertile (infertility is another big one, birth rates are down big time in vaxxed nations for 2022). Japanese stats show the lowest birth rate by far on record for 2022 and by far the highest death rate since WW2--Japan is also among the vaxxed nations on the planet and IIRC leads the way for booster uptake. It won't be long now before the vaxx will have killed more people than the virus ever did.

Now take your Arcturus booster, wouldn't want to be killing grandmas.
That was commotio cordis, and was the result of an impact. Most of the known cases are contact sports because you generally die without immediate CPR.
The narrative was commotio cordis. Not a single professional player has ever died of it in a century of professional football. Like 1-2 college players in 130+ years of college football have died of it. Meanwhile we have players collapsing of heart conditions left and right in other sports, so FINALLY it happens in football. Clearly, it's the vaxx.

BTW his doctors have every right to lie to the media to protect patient privacy. Makes sense no one involved wants to blame it on the vaxx. Don't want anyone suing the NFL.
 
The question of the vaccine, I think, is a pointless one. Only weak willed individuals with no fighting spirit die from it. It's simply just another tool the elites use to separate the wheat from the chaff. If you are strong, you will survive it, and if you don't, you're also fine.
It's not a tool for administering microchips, they can already teleport directly into your home, abduct you, rape you and do whatever they want to your body, implant a screen memory, then put you back in your bed, all in a relative time of less than a second, while in experienced/true time, hours to days to months to years.
 
Something isn't right, and the best answer is the vaxx since we know how its spike proteins fuck up the immune system and get lodged in parts of the body like the heart.
Not quite accurate.
First, let's start by acknowledging that the Astra-Zeneca and J&J vaccines, which are not mRNA, have caused similar cardiovascular issues, and AZ's were detected the earliest.
Second, we have to also acknowledge that these sudden, very visible cardiac events, have started to grow in intensity in the Omicron era and later.
We know that Omicron has managed to infect basically 90%+ of populations, higher in the cities.
We also know (for now you will have to kinda trust me on this, as the data is not yet public) that the Pfizer vaccine (only had access to this dataset) has near zero impact on a cardiac health metric named HRV, which is great at detecting stress, inflammation and illness - all causing a flareup in the SNS. Meanwhile, even mild, sometimes barely detectable Omicron infections cause a serious, long lasting HRV decrease and SNS flareup, that can take months to recover from. Worse, because of natural immunity is rather short lived, and Omicron is widespread, reinfection occurring every few months/maybe once a year is not uncommon, and the reinfection also produces the same negative HRV impact.
Vaccination can also impact HRV, especially in those that have more severe side effects, but it's far more rare (and smaller in intensity) than the actual infection.
So it's not unreasonable to assume that you will be infected repeatedly, sometimes without even knowing "I caught a cold/came down with something/etc.", and each will take its toll on your cardiovascular health. If you are not actively working to fix that (i.e. sports, sports, sports, fitness, proper nutrition), OR if you are putting heavy stress on your weakened cardiovascular system (professional athlete), there is a chance to trigger one of these events.
To be clear, vaccination won't save you from this, nothing will. And vaccination, if you're one of the unfortunate souls that get an immune overdrive reaction from it, might trigger one too, it's just that the statistically, it's (far) less of a chance than the infection.
 
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Okay, so what is this "Arcturus variant" that MSNBC, USA Today, and the AARP among others are sperging about? Sounds like you need a ban for medical misinformation, you COVID-denying conspiracy theoriest!
The real COVID-denying conspiracy theorist is you. Get your facts straight before you start throwing accusations.

For anyone interested, here's the correct information about COVID:
1. COVID-19 is caused by the SARS-CoV-2 virus, not some secret government plot.
2. Masks and social distancing are effective measures to slow the spread of the virus.
3. Vaccines are safe and effective in preventing severe illness and hospitalization.
 
Lmao what a fagulous claim. We're supposed to just believe this retard shit?
My effort post was made for people with a decent level of reading comprehension and that care about their athletic capacity and cardiovascular health.
I offer you my sincerest apologies for not including categories that fall outside these desirable traits, like deathfats and oligophrenia afflicted individuals. It won't happen again!
 
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