Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

$50 says David was a fat fuck at 248 with 20" arms

 

[Bassomatic]

What hair?

Back hair. Arabs tend to be Chewbacca level that way.
Never forget jack is a fucking A Rab.

I hate to simp, but last video reminds me why I pity bri/tam ham jr.

While jack and his family are awful. She's kinda a sheltered backwoods girl. I'm sure even tho the most she got was Facebook prayers from her inlaws probably the most support she got aside her bio fan. When she had her issues.

Also I never saw any evil or spite in her. For all things and being part of murder church, she probably has drilled in family no matter what.

Her FIL is clearly dying. She did the good thing of helping him with his stupid yt. She just wants a clean heart and spend time before Jacks gone. Like some kinda bad cooking hospice.

This house saga is just great and I'm sure it's causing so much friction at home as Tam for her faults can cross her Ts and dot her Is with money. I'm sure Jack is absolutely wrench into the cogs with her and the realtor.

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

@Falcon Sebben Jack doesn't even need to shave down to the skin, just get a set of clippers from Walmart for $20 and buzz your head every week or 2. How much money did he spend for a maybe 5 minutes haircut? Not to mention the effort to get him there. I wonder if he was even able to get into the chair and they just left him in the scootypuff.

 

[Quixotic Man]

You will literally die if your body cannot turn food in to glucose. Diabetes is a problem because your body cannot absorb that glucose and store it in the body parts that need it as fuel.

Of course cancer cells use glucose as fuel. So does every other human cell, Jackass.

 

[ZipDisk]

The haircut post is just him bitchily implying he can't be bothered to continue the argument. He's not actually getting a haircut.

 

[Preciate it youtube]

Apropos of haircut, I've always wondered if Tammy takes Jack to the nail salon or trims his nails for him, especially since the loss of the hand. He typically has well groomed nails, and she always has a fresh manicure.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Nah, Fatty cried by tagging his brother, Chuck, to help rebut his "friends", such as David Hobbs. Reminder that Chuck is the one who planted the "SHUGUR BAD MEAT GUD" idea into Fatty's head, which lead to his present day health issues.

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Gay nerds fighting: Facebook edition

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

"Woah bro you shouldn't eat carbohydrates. Don't you know it causes cancer?"

-Jack "Meat Gud" Scalfani

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also I never saw any evil or spite in her. For all things and being part of murder church, she probably has drilled in family no matter what.

Never saw any of that in her either but remember she willingly married Jagoff Jr. She's the one with the job and she's going to school or maybe she finished her education while he's working on his "ministry", writing shitty rap and playing with underage boys.

There's being sheltered and there's being downright stupid.

@Falcon Sebben Jack doesn't even need to shave down to the skin, just get a set of clippers from Walmart for $20 and buzz your head every week or 2. How much money did he spend for a maybe 5 minutes haircut? Not to mention the effort to get him there. I wonder if he was even able to get into the chair and they just left him in the scootypuff.

Same thing really. Point is he's bald up top so there's not much to cut. Buzz it down and accept that he's going bald. It's frankly pathetic how some people can't accept they're losing their hair. It's just hair.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jr was never a youth minister; he was just a creep hanging out with kids and pretending to be one of them.
If it was just for the fact he was raised like an abused dog, one might have some pity. But the fact that he is a loud-mouthed shithead evaporates that pity.
Instead of being haunting like herzog, it's just cow things.

 

[She Brings The Rain]

I'm meat free and the Beyond stuff is perfectly fine if you're 100% no meat; it's been long enough I can't tell if it's any better or worse than real meat. If you're trying to sub it out thinking it's healthier, you're kidding yourself – you're going to be able to tell all the differences, and it's really not much healthier. Fat fucks like Jack think there's a big vegan conspiracy to make everyone eat fake meat, and his dumb "carnivore" brother isn't helping him. It's really interesting how angry fake meat makes him. Remember when he accidentally bought those vegan cheese shreds and absolutely chimped out?

 

[Woggie's child bride]

It's really interesting how angry fake meat makes him. Remember when he accidentally bought those vegan cheese shreds and absolutely chimped out?

Part of it is how similarly they're marketed and sold, it's quite easy to grab something that looks like the right product because you see it's cheaper, then get home and find out you bought the wrong thing.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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It's fucking oxygen

 

[ZipDisk]

I can't tell if it's any better or worse than real meat.

There's shit in both brands that cannot even be classed as food, but because they are "additives" the FDA is powerless to fucking stop them. Go read up on it. It's all about pushing worthless soy crops.

The scientists tasked with creating that shit accidentally created 15 chemicals that they DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY DO.

I had an impossible whopper when it first came out to see what the fuss was. It's a slightly meaty tasting soy burger, kind of tastes muted. But if I knew what shit went into it, I never would have had one.

I had a friend who started getting preachy with the vegetarian shit, the last straw was when she threw away all the hot dogs at a big party and replaced them with shitty morning star fakes. She got kicked out of the party, and people stopped returning her phone calls.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Stroked out retarded fat faggot fails to realize what a handsome man he could be just by growing it all out ... a la Ben Franklin

 

[AnOminous]

I'm meat free and the Beyond stuff is perfectly fine if you're 100% no meat; it's been long enough I can't tell if it's any better or worse than real meat.

It's absolute fucking trash and looks and tastes like deep fried pencil erasers. Holy Christ find something better to eat. Either seitan or tofu are vastly better.

Stroked out retarded fat faggot can't even realize what a handsome man he could be just to grow it all out a la Ben Franklin

Every time I feel remotely inclined to feel sorry for this fat fuck, he says some shit like this and I once again can't wait for him to die screaming in agony.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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Stroked out retarded fat faggot can't even realize what a handsome man he could be just to grow it all out a la Ben Franklin

As always that shit eating grin on his avatar fills me with ych distate. Jack is such an odious little shit. His continued existence is a source of both amazement and lamentation.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Part of it is how similarly they're marketed and sold, it's quite easy to grab something that looks like the right product because you see it's cheaper, then get home and find out you bought the wrong thing.

I don't know where you're buying fake meat, but it's usually way more expensive than the real stuff. And just kinda off-putting; I'm on Team Spicy Black Bean Burger, if you really want something not-meat that fits on a bun.

Meat was supposed to be so expensive In The Future that all of us lower classes would eat vat-grown artificial meat, or soy-lent burgers. In this dumb world with no flying cars and nobody wearing color-coded jumpsuits, you have to pay extra to eat worse.

 

[BentDuck]

It's absolute fucking trash and looks and tastes like deep fried pencil erasers. Holy Christ find something better to eat. Either seitan or tofu are vastly better.

My dumbass finally learned to cook tofu up in a decent enough consistency beforehand, before marinating, and it was a game changer for me.

I'm with you though. Meat substitutes should try to be their own thing, rather than try to be a 100% facsimile of meat. Also, seconding the other poster that said if you want good vegetarian food, look at what Indians do with their food. People in that region have had many centuries of having their food tradition divorced from meat. I'd turn to them first for good vegetarian foods before I look at the goyslop turned out by Beyond Meat.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

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Stroked out retarded fat faggot can't even realize what a handsome man he could be just to grow it all out a la Ben Franklin

Considering Jack's laziness, it'd probably end up closer to Devin Townsend.

I'm with you though. Meat substitutes should try to be their own thing, rather than try to be a 100% facsimile of meat. Also, seconding the other poster that said if you want good vegetarian food, look at what Indians do with their food. People in that region have had many centuries of having their food tradition divorced from meat. I'd turn to them first for good vegetarian foods before I look at the goyslop turned out by Beyond Meat.

Yeah, vegetables are exceptionally tasty and I'd rather enjoy those than a weird plant based simulacra of meat. The chopped bean patty cheeseburger at my local chain works pretty damn well because it's not trying to be meat, it's just aiming to be a suitable patty for a cheeseburger.