Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[The Dude]

T'ain't your nut sack! T'ain't your butt crack! That's why we call it "taint"!

 

[repentance]

If this thing really did just split open, how long will it take to get worse?

If anaerobic bacteria start colonising the wound - and it's in a location where that happens - then shit could get serious very fast.

He's doing stuff which impedes healing so it's probably going to get infected sooner rather than later, but how quickly and how badly depends on which specific bacteria invade the wound.

His idea of "cleaning a wound" is likely very different to that of a medical professional, so that's an added wild card.

 

[Marvin]

With his record of lying, it would be hard to tell if he was telling the truth. Did he claim that he went to the doctor recently?
If the text that was posted here was real, he could just be double talking to keep you off his back.

I really wouldn't describe Chris as a habitual liar. Very rarely does Chris do something I'd describe as lying.

Chris has difficulty lying. It's happened a few times, and it certainly might be happening now, but if I were a betting man, I'd bet against it. When Chris tries to lie, he gets super shifty, and it's so terribly obvious he's lying.

In comparison, take his begging videos. I tell people that Chris is full of shit, that he doesn't really need that money, that he's being a big baby. So people interpret that to mean that Chris is lying about Barb needing dental work or how they can't afford Barb's medicine. The way I see things, Barb was probably screeching at Chris about how her teefs are killin her, and how her medicine is so dang expensive. Chris then passes that bitching onto the viewers, in the form of blubbering about money. I don't think he's lying, per se. I think he's just being a big baby who doesn't want to make sacrifices.

The best approach with Chris isn't to determine if he's lying or not, but to figure out how whatever he's saying is true to him.

In this case, if Chris calls it a wound, if he says he's seen a doctor and that he's treating the wound with whatever the doctor suggested, I'm inclined to believe him.

I know that might seem naive (), but I've observed many arguments with Chris over the years. He's like a child. If you know he's lying, you can give him just enough rope to hang himself in the argument, and he'll walk into trap every time. He can't see two seconds ahead in the conversation, long enough to think "hmm, will this trap me?". (Heh, you know Chris is getting worried when each response takes a few more seconds to come from him. It means he's thinking long and hard about what he's going to say next.)

The idea that Chris is thinking about how this looks to people (without being explictly told to), long enough to suppress the stress it would cause to him by calling his beloved vagina a mere "wound", seems to be a very unlikely scenario. Still possible, but I'm skeptical.

Well, and on top of all this, if Chris indeed did suddenly get paranoid about how he looks to people, of his own accord, it doesn't really matter to me. Plenty of people, from kiwis to white knights, have told Chris to see a fucking doctor. If Chris is so dedicated to hiding this, well, then he's succeeded.

If he refers to it (now) as a wound, what made him try to pass it off as a magical vagina and get defensive a couple days ago? I guess a better question is: did people freaking out at him make him realize it was a wound or did he know the whole time and was actually attempting to "troll" people?

I'm just confused at this point.

People freaking out, and outright demanding he see a doctor made him realize it was a wound.

He could be telling people what they want to hear. Which, based on past experience, wouldn't surprise me.

It would be pretty surprising to me. Chris is especially ignorant of how things look to normal people.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

If this thing really did just split open, how long will it take to get worse?

Faaaaaaaast. Real fucking fast.one of the three most common areas for abscesses is under he breasts, the armpits and the taint. Reason they get so bad is cause of sweat and rubbing. Staph Aureus is part of the skins normal flora(bacteria that is always present). Staph infections happen cause or reopening a wound and working the bacteria back into it. Shits gonna get real infected

 

[Tismo]

A lot of people here are expecting this to become the next 'saga' but after all the backlash that Chris received from posting the original pictures I don't think we're gonna get that much updates about this in the short-run. Probably going to go back to continuously begging and the likes. Chris is considerably unpredictable but this doesn't strike me as a topic he's going to want to continue discussing. And if he's going to die because of it, it won't be soon.

Chris strikes me off as surprisingly survivable despite his way of life. It's like he got blessed by some dark effigy or something.

Spoiler: hmm...

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Faaaaaaaast. Real fucking fast.one of the three most common areas for abscesses is under he breasts, the armpits and the taint. Reason they get so bad is cause of sweat and rubbing. Staph Aureus is part of the skins normal flora(bacteria that is always present). Staph infections happen cause or reopening a wound and working the bacteria back into it. Shits gonna get real infected

One of the photos featured what looked like a small growth it could have been a small zit or a small abscess. This may sound kind of gross, but I hope he is not a nose picker. If he is a nasal gold digger, he could be starting new colonies of Staphylococcus in several places including the wound.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

At the moment I think Chris lying is a possibility. Chris might be terrible at lying but at least he's stubborn and this is an issue he's able to guard more than others.
Delusion is also an important factor. Chris can't lie if he perceives something as real.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

I really wouldn't describe Chris as a habitual liar. Very rarely does Chris do something I'd describe as lying.

Chris has difficulty lying. It's happened a few times, and it certainly might be happening now, but if I were a betting man, I'd bet against it. When Chris tries to lie, he gets super shifty, and it's so terribly obvious he's lying.

In comparison, take his begging videos. I tell people that Chris is full of shit, that he doesn't really need that money, that he's being a big baby. So people interpret that to mean that Chris is lying about Barb needing dental work or how they can't afford Barb's medicine. The way I see things, Barb was probably screeching at Chris about how her teefs are killin her, and how her medicine is so dang expensive. Chris then passes that bitching onto the viewers, in the form of blubbering about money. I don't think he's lying, per se. I think he's just being a big baby who doesn't want to make sacrifices.

The best approach with Chris isn't to determine if he's lying or not, but to figure out how whatever he's saying is true to him.

In this case, if Chris calls it a wound, if he says he's seen a doctor and that he's treating the wound with whatever the doctor suggested, I'm inclined to believe him.

I know that might seem naive (), but I've observed many arguments with Chris over the years. He's like a child. If you know he's lying, you can give him just enough rope to hang himself in the argument, and he'll walk into trap every time. He can't see two seconds ahead in the conversation, long enough to think "hmm, will this trap me?". (Heh, you know Chris is getting worried when each response takes a few more seconds to come from him. It means he's thinking long and hard about what he's going to say next.)

The idea that Chris is thinking about how this looks to people (without being explictly told to), long enough to suppress the stress it would cause to him by calling his beloved vagina a mere "wound", seems to be a very unlikely scenario. Still possible, but I'm skeptical.

Well, and on top of all this, if Chris indeed did suddenly get paranoid about how he looks to people, of his own accord, it doesn't really matter to me. Plenty of people, from kiwis to white knights, have told Chris to see a fucking doctor. If Chris is so dedicated to hiding this, well, then he's succeeded.

People freaking out, and outright demanding he see a doctor made him realize it was a wound.

It would be pretty surprising to me. Chris is especially ignorant of how things look to normal people.

Not directed at Marvin but....Do you think Chris uses this forum as a personalized WebMD ever?

 

[MagneticTowels]

At the moment I think Chris lying is a possibility. Chris might be terrible at lying but at least he's stubborn and this is an issue he's able to guard more than others.
Delusion is also an important factor. Chris can't lie if he perceives something as real.

Except that Chris confabulates and has no sense of danger, which means that there is no reality to him.

 

[repentance]

At the moment I think Chris lying is a possibility. Chris might be terrible at lying but at least he's stubborn and this is an issue he's able to guard more than others.
Delusion is also an important factor. Chris can't lie if he perceives something as real.

It's also not a lie if Chris hasn't been explicitly told his wound isn't an emerging vagina. Unless Chris explicitly told a doctor he believed his wound to be hypnotically generated labia, the doctor is just going to tell him how to take care of it because it's not going to enter the head of anyone sane that Chris might think it's anything other than an open wound.

If Chris has ever read anything about SRS and vaginoplasty, then he's going to have seen neo-vaginas referred to as wounds in the aftercare instructions - which by Chris logic means there's no conflict between his perineal mess being both a wound and an emerging vagina.

 

[Memories Of A Lumberjack]

All this talk of Chris's vag is making me stone hard horny.

 

[HAL 9000]

All this talk of Chris's vag is making me stone hard horny.

Chris needs to make a sex tape, but not another but one for the actual sonichu fans

 

[Kikomi]

i drew some art of a new sonichu design based off of current events :^)

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Kosher Dill]

one of the three most common areas for abscesses is under he breasts, the armpits and the taint.

So what you're saying is, Chris might develop more vaginas?

 

[choco roll]

It depends on any number of factors. How active he is, what he puts in his thing, if he actively tries to make it larger. It mostly depends on his behavior. Which, knowing Chris...

I don't think putting things in an open gash would feel too great...
Even if he did have a low tolerance to pain wouldn't his body tell him something is wrong if he stuck a foreign object into a hole under his balls?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

In this case, if Chris calls it a wound, if he says he's seen a doctor and that he's treating the wound with whatever the doctor suggested, I'm inclined to believe him.

Did he say what the doctor suggested? If he can specifically mention a treatment that seems reasonable, it'd be a good indicator of whether he's lying or not.

The idea that Chris is thinking about how this looks to people (without being explictly told to), long enough to suppress the stress it would cause to him by calling his beloved vagina a mere "wound", seems to be a very unlikely scenario. Still possible, but I'm skeptical.

There's the hoax lie, though.

 

[Kikomi]

I don't think putting things in an open gash would feel too great...
Even if he did have a low tolerance to pain wouldn't his body tell him something is wrong if he stuck a foreign object into a hole under his balls?

i feel like he thinks the pain(which he almost certainly feels) is a normal part of his "vagina growth" and probably just rolls with it.

 

[Ternel]

Ya know...it IS possible for the whole wound to just scar and he would be left with a deep pocket he would claim is his kooter.

It's a horrifying thought but possible

 

[Pac]

Question, If I may, @Marvin

Throughout all of Christory, Chris has never fully embraced (Absolute 100%) any of his made up beliefs, correct? Like, he goes 99% of the way, but will not go that extra 1%. To be more precise, and make myself more clear, let me give an example: 6 -7 years ago, when Chris was trying to convince Kacey that he was a suitable candidate for her. Chris actually saw himself as a strong, virile man, right? He wasn't just lying and pretending to be a manly man, but he literally saw himself as such, right? But it wasn't until his view of himself was put to the test that it entered a conflict within his mind, and, eventually, when it was absolutely counterproductive to him, he changed his world view and self image, correct?

That's what I mean by 99%. Like, if situation X requires Chris to believe and act as Y, Chris will make an actual effort to believe and act as Y. But always as a means for getting what he desires at the moment (Women), never because he actually believes in Y (He never goes the full way. There's a tiny 1% remaining that he never bothers to go through). However, because Chris has autism, a below average intelligence, and an infantile worldview, he will try to mimic whatever TV stereotypes he can. And this results in content for the whole family, correct?

Nowadays, because Chris thinks that as a woman he will accomplish all of his dreams and will find a woman to be with, he dresses like a woman, pretends to talk like a woman, tries to act like a woman (According to his infantile mind), and will even try to grow a vagina. But remember how he behaved during the Kacey saga? He was the manliest man alive. Back during the Megan Saga? He was the true and honest hero of CWCVille. Back during the Emily saga? He was a cool dudebro. The Wallflower? A sensitive, honest man. etc. Point is, Chris changes his beliefs and actions depending on what he thinks will get him women, correct?

If so, then that would mean Chris doesn't actually believe he has grown himself a vagina, correct? He will 99% tell you it is a true vagina, he will 99% believe in the miracle of YouTube videos, he will 99% deflect detractors's accusations. He will 99%. But if it turns out that it actually is not what will get him women, then he will change his stance, his views, and his mindset, correct?

So, deep down he doesn't fully believe he is a woman, and knows that thing between his legs is not an actual vagina. Correct?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I don't think putting things in an open gash would feel too great...
Even if he did have a low tolerance to pain wouldn't his body tell him something is wrong if he stuck a foreign object into a hole under his balls?

You can never really count anything out. Who knows about the sensory neurons ion Chris-Chan's brain, some of them might be crossed.

Did he say what the doctor suggested? If he can specifically mention a treatment that seems reasonable, it'd be a good indicator of whether he's lying or not.


There's the hoax lie, though.

Yes, people who are holding dearly to a delusion will clutch onto dear life for it. Chris-Chan's delusion of growing a vagina is symbolic of so many things that he believes he will receive (especially after Barb's demise). Take the attraction sign, despite being told he looked ridiculous by several people, it finally took Barb probably telling him over and over again that he looked retarded while using it. Even then, the attraction sign just morphed into this not so feminine blossom of crap we have before us.
This situation sort of reminds me of the film videodrome when the lead character grows a huge wound in his abdomen that looks yonic in nature.

Spoiler: Long Live The New Flesh