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Normally I'd feel a little edgy saying this, but since it's impossible to out-edge Phil..."The Eagle's Land is ours to take."
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Normally I'd feel a little edgy saying this, but since it's impossible to out-edge Phil..."The Eagle's Land is ours to take."
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Was he referring to Germany as “the land of the eagle”? He’s so stupid it’s hard to tell what he’s trying to say.
Was he referring to Germany as “the land of the eagle”? He’s so stupid it’s hard to tell what he’s trying to say.
The one time Phil did something based and patrolled a thotFor the people saying Phil gets no pussy no actually we know he did at least once.
He cried the entire time. He later assaulted the woman.
Damn, has he only just heard about this? He really is retarded.
I don't speak Spanish but no Phil is moldy but he doesn't have a labia.Normally I'd feel a little edgy saying this, but since it's impossible to out-edge Phil...
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The only people who read his “APB” are right here.Crossover with a Yaniv universe character.
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Phil claims his post is the reason Billboard Chris was chased off.
And it pales in comparison to back in the day because all he does is make cat noises in his apartment and doesn't do shit and still expects the same attention.The only people who read his “APB” are right here.
And it pales in comparison to back in the day because all he does is make cat noises in his apartment and doesn't do shit and still expects the same attention.
Especially since its central figure, Patrick Tomlinson, has more effeminate mannerisms than Phil does.It's so funny that Phil is such a pussy that he's not even in consideration for the new Tough Guy forum.
Only two comments on the post, both of which come from Phil and two likes which probably come from his sock accounts. Try harder fat boy!Crossover with a Yaniv universe character.
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Phil claims his post is the reason Billboard Chris was chased off.
“No one here is going to like what I have to say,” he says, as if troons haven’t been making veiled threats against their enemies for years. As always, poor retarded Phil is behind the curve. Phil’s veiled threats are even less scary than most, because he’s not affiliated with any organisation any more and he’s clearly too fat and retarded to be effective as a terrorist. He couldn’t even be a suicide bomber, because the powerful reek of shit coming off him would drive people out of the blast radius.It's so funny that Phil is such a pussy that he's not even in consideration for the new Tough Guy forum.
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“He is one of my anti-fascist heroes” = “I only heard about him today, and will equally quickly forget him.”
Actually Phil doesn't quite fit Null's definition.Does Philly boy count as a internet tough guy?
What makes a tough guy?
I am looking for people who a lot of time arguing with their critics, especially with overt physical or judicial threats.
- They're not afraid of attention on the Internet. In fact, they welcome it! Despite having totally real and successful careers, they have plenty of time to put down losers on Twitter.
- Every L is a W. Actually, they never lose. They're too tough to lose. You thought something was humiliating to them? Wrong again, stalker.
- Mess with the lolbull, get the lolhorns. These tough guys are going to get people put in cyberjail. Talking online? That's a felony, child. Enjoy prison!
I think he is, to some extent, aware that he never wins arguments. There is a part of him that knows that even when firing on all cylinders, his brain just isn’t powerful enough to keep up with his enemies. I mean, I don’t think he’s knows quite how retarded he is, or he wouldn’t post at all. But experience has taught him that he makes a fool of himself when he engages, so he just fires out “hot takes” and pretends he’s winning.Actually Phil doesn't quite fit Null's definition.
Phil does not seek out attention on the internet; he was laser focused on Chris-Chan, ED, us, and Andy Ngo. He doesn't bickers with his supposed enemies, and he is too ashamed by how he looks to seek out confrontation. A better candidate for the Tough Guy board is Rhys McKinnon, but he stays here too.