Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Chibitzen]

I see others have been hard at work solving the cryptographic puzzle. This thread is growing like a weed. And with less focus on the Locals, which is a plus.

Obviously making such blatant attempts to shame one's detractors when there are easily provided receipts is generally a bad call. If only he could reinvigorate his sponsorships in the talented way he does his KF thread, he'd have no problems.

I present to you his office ceiling (might be the pantry - I forget):

(I mean, why bother having walls?)

I present to you Nick's desk:

Wider angle for those who care:

His room even screams internet addict. Such a shame. As a member of production, I hope that you clean your desk soon, Nick.

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

I am not going to try to purity test anyone, but his actions would really raise brows at my local parish. It would probably mean a sit down with the priest. An invite to supper if they were nice about it.

I used to think that Nick was just low-key about his faith, but I am more an more sceptical by the day. Not my place to decide, though...

It all depends on the denomination and parish that is looking. If the parish I grew up in saw and heard the views he’s publicly expressed as an adult, he would be refused communion until such time as he met with the pastor for private instruction, confession, and absolution. Given some of the things he’s said, he may even have to attend confirmation classes again. I think most traditional Christian churches would react this way to his expressed “heretical“ beliefs. In a denomination like the ELCA however, the garbage he spouts would likely not even raise an eyebrow.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I've been busy for awhile did I miss anything interesting?

- Nick was openly musing about buying and learning to ride a 40k Ducati bike
- Dick convinced Ethan Ralph to bury the hatchet with Nick but they don't seem to have had direct contact yet
- Nick got drunk at Dick's Philly live show and wouldn't leave the stage so that other guests could cycle in
- Lady R was skinny and unrecognizable in pics in Philly, fueling speculation she's had cosmetic surgery during her disappearance from camera
- Nick did a show-off stream driving his Mustang to a Minnesota suburb of Wayzata for an unspecified appointment, fueling speculation he's getting treatment for baldness, though he recently made a cover story that he drives a four-hour return trip because he loves beef jerky
- Nick's freeze peach principles continue, banning a-log Hydro PX from both Locals and YT chat
- Nick has tired of Coomalot, as he's no-showed on several appearances on Coomalot's channel

 

[northstar747]

I used to think that Nick was just low-key about his faith, but I am more an more sceptical by the day. Not my place to decide, though...

He was/is basically family member held the purse strings and wanted him to go to church.

I dont know if you watched the ron toye streams where nick yelled and banged his fist, it reminded me of a firey sermon.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I am not going to try to purity test anyone, but his actions would really raise brows at my local parish. It would probably mean a sit down with the priest. An invite to supper if they were nice about it.

I used to think that Nick was just low-key about his faith, but I am more an more sceptical by the day. Not my place to decide, though...

Agreed. Ultimately, God passes final judgement on the soul.

I would like to add that Nick isn't trying to convince God when he acts differently when the camera is on/off (as if the biblical God could be fooled in this way). At that point Nick is only trying to convince the public, and as such, Nick invites the public's discernment as he hopes for money and fame a charitable assessment. This is not advisable for a humble Christian man.

For interested parties, Jesus gives some insight on how humans can judge rightly in Matthew 7:1-6. Basically, no one escapes judgement (even by their own standard), don't be a hypocrite, and don't be too charitable with those who abuse the goodwill of others (or you'll get hurt).

Nick is a hypocritical grifter whose currency is the goodwill of others. Christianity was part of his grift, and merely identifying as a Christian doesn't make he is immune from criticism:

 

[anionfarflung]

- Nick has tired of Coomalot, as he's no-showed on several appearances on Coomalot's channel

 

[localsinsight919]

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wow he's on! he didn't blow off COOMELOT tonight and the PAYPIGS are there early

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Nick gets out of his little hug box and has to answer questions from superchats. The natives are getting restless. If this keeps happening, he may never go on Coomy’s show again.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Nick gets out of his little hug box and has to answer questions from superchats. The natives are getting restless. If this keeps happening, he may never go on Coomy’s show again.

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Balldo man no one is buying the I’m just soooo busy excuse anymore. Pretty sure even your locals sycophants have figured that one out by now

 

[Unbecoming]

He recently said that a consumer DNA test showed no Jewish heritage.

This might be the lowest on the list of questionable things he's done lately but I can't believe a lolbertarian who doesn't trust the government or any organization would hand over his DNA to surely be stored in a database the feds will have access to. Next time he or anyone in his family murders a whore in vegas they are going to get caught.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick gets out of his little hug box and has to answer questions from superchats. The natives are getting restless. If this keeps happening, he may never go on Coomy’s show again.

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When he did his first 24hr stream AGES ago, it included things like him playing Battletoads (NES) with Drexel.

It's not fucking hard work. Nobody expects it to be super scripted, or even riveting entertainment. He's just lazy.

I mean, FFS, the 24hr stream is probably the one where people EXPECT him to act retarded. It would mesh perfectly with the content he seems to want to do these days.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

As Nick has just started to find out, an ongoing civil lawsuit is a great way to lose both alot of free time and alot of money.

"How much time does a lawsuit cost? More than you can afford!"

I agree with you. I'm just saying Youtube hasn't done themselves any favors in terms of enticing people to call Nick out for the dishonesty here. Youtube fuckery is a thing. Even if it's not in the instant case. I don't foresee this being a thing too many people will harp on.

Nick's been bringing up "Youtube keeps removing my subscribers" thing for ages and ages. But for some reason, even though I use my Youtube account to subscribe to only a select few channels and never comment, superchat, etc., I only got unsubscribed from Nick's channel when I slammed that button myself back in December of last year. I don't know if there was ever any truth in it or not, but I'm just guessing it isn't removing as many people as Nick is losing from his nosedive off a cliff.

 

[joshua moon nigger monkey]

"How much time does a lawsuit cost? More than you can afford!"

Nick's been bringing up "Youtube keeps removing my subscribers" thing for ages and ages. But for some reason, even though I use my Youtube account to subscribe to only a select few channels and never comment, superchat, etc., I only got unsubscribed from Nick's channel when I slammed that button myself back in December of last year. I don't know if there was ever any truth in it or not, but I'm just guessing it isn't removing as many people as Nick is losing from his nosedive off a cliff.

Youtube removing subscribers has always been youtuber cope in my opinion. I've never been unsubscribed from a channel. Ever.

 

[RotPockets]

This might be the lowest on the list of questionable things he's done lately but I can't believe a lolbertarian who doesn't trust the government or any organization would hand over his DNA to surely be stored in a database the feds will have access to. Next time he or anyone in his family murders a whore in vegas they are going to get caught.

The CEO of Google’s wife started 23andMe.

23andMe Is Terrifying, but Not for the Reasons the FDA Thinks

The genetic-testing company's real goal is to hoard your personal data

www.scientificamerican.com

 

[anionfarflung]

This might be the lowest on the list of questionable things he's done lately but I can't believe a lolbertarian who doesn't trust the government or any organization would hand over his DNA to surely be stored in a database the feds will have access to. Next time he or anyone in his family murders a whore in vegas they are going to get caught.

I felt the same way. I always wanted to cajole or tease him into taking a test and seeing if Ashkenazi would show up, but I never thought he would do it because of the tinfoil-hat shit. But then he mentions the results nonchalantly in a stream. /shrug

 

[waffle]

How can he stand to have so little mouse space? One wrong move and he'll collapse his cartoonish pile of liquor bottles.

The desk is unreal, i don't know how you could stand to use any of that for anything. Especially since that seems to be his primary computer/workstation, not just a streaming area.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

When he did his first 24hr stream AGES ago, it included things like him playing Battletoads (NES) with Drexel.

It's not fucking hard work. Nobody expects it to be super scripted, or even riveting entertainment. He's just lazy.

I mean, FFS, the 24hr stream is probably the one where people EXPECT him to act retarded. It would mesh perfectly with the content he seems to want to do these days.

Nick also doesn't work weekends, so there's a 48 hour window every 7 days that's available.

 

[Potatoherder]

Youtube removing subscribers has always been youtuber cope in my opinion. I've never been unsubscribed from a channel. Ever.

I'll agree it's a cope but have had it happen a few times. I honestly believe it's just glitching that comes with having to manage so many users. It's also stupid for youtube to do so as sub count conveys no privilege and dropping subs makes people think something is up. Suppressing videos in the search and recommended is way more effective. I never saw outright suppression of his videos when I watched regularly and it took months for them to stop recommending him after I stopped watching.

 

[localsinsight919]

shaky fight milk

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

shaky fight milk

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Doesn't look like those "100 push-ups daily" have made any gains yet.